Paige

Literally, he...

So I just, like, texted him. I was like, hey, just want to let you know there was, like, a rumor going around that, like, I cheated on my boyfriend with you. And he was just like, fuck yeah. Oh, my God.

So I just, like, texted him. I was like, hey, just want to let you know there was, like, a rumor going around that, like, I cheated on my boyfriend with you. And he was just like, fuck yeah. Oh, my God.

So I just, like, texted him. I was like, hey, just want to let you know there was, like, a rumor going around that, like, I cheated on my boyfriend with you. And he was just like, fuck yeah. Oh, my God.

I don't even know. But like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. And I was like, Marcel, I'm so fucking sorry. Like, this is so embarrassing. No, no one was no one involved was defending me, which I found embarrassing.

I don't even know. But like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. And I was like, Marcel, I'm so fucking sorry. Like, this is so embarrassing. No, no one was no one involved was defending me, which I found embarrassing.

I don't even know. But like he was sending me screenshots of DMs he was getting of people being like, we fucking hate you now. And I was like, Marcel, I'm so fucking sorry. Like, this is so embarrassing. No, no one was no one involved was defending me, which I found embarrassing.

I think people forget that we're Sicilian. They forget. And I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house.

I think people forget that we're Sicilian. They forget. And I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house.

I think people forget that we're Sicilian. They forget. And I think that they need to be reminded. And this is your fucking reminder. I'll show up to your house.

Girl, did you see that video?

Girl, did you see that video?

Girl, did you see that video?

We all got cats months ago. And then we were like, wait, are we lesbians?

We all got cats months ago. And then we were like, wait, are we lesbians?

We all got cats months ago. And then we were like, wait, are we lesbians?

Well, you want to know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her. Do you know who I think is going to get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it.

Well, you want to know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her. Do you know who I think is going to get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it.

Well, you want to know what I think? I think there's an Audrey Hepburn biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard. And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her. Do you know who I think is going to get it? I'll say who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it.

I just heard randomly today. Wait, let's do it on the count of three. Okay. One, two, three. Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't cast her. Oh, wait. Here's another thing I have to say. I've been trying to watch Wicked for... My, we're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts. Someone was like, Wicked would be so good without the singing.