Parker McCollum

I kind of walked into it.

I was on the bus asleep and I like heard it was after the show.

We were playing this rodeo in the middle of nowhere and like, damn, I can't believe I'm gonna tell this, but I'm going to.

And yeah,

I won't name who it was in the band, but there were some girls who had stayed after the show and they were all having a good time.

And I had already gotten in my bunk and gone.

So this is back when we were on one bus, everybody was, we had like two crew guys, just a few guys in the band.

And, uh, anyways, I heard a bunch of noise outside of the bus.

And so I like got up, I think I was in my boxers and I just like opened the door and there was a girl with a, uh, what's the firework that she, uh, a bottle rocket, um, in her, in her butt.

And, uh,

And like the other girls that were there, like one of the girls has the lighter.

She's trying to light it.

All the guys are like trying other lighters, trying to light it.

And she's like letting them shoot the bottle rocket out of there.

And that's not the craziest.

That's just like one that I think back on often.

I'm like, I wonder where she is now.

Where did she go the next day and where is she now?

I wonder, I wonder that same thing, but the, the, uh, the bottle rocket never lay.

I was just standing there like on the bottom step of the bus, just like, what is going on?