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Pat O'Neill

πŸ‘€ Speaker
852 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

There's so many beautiful women out there with herpes that no one wants to have sex with.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

She started talking to another guy at the bar.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

I was like, you know what?

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

He can get it, not me.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Well, almost no one.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

And so I just passed it on.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Sorry, red band.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Didn't want to not include you.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Whoa, that sounded bad.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

That sounded bad.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

And I was like, wow, this is what black men must have felt like when they discovered fat white women.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

I don't actually have herpes.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

It's just part of the joke.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

You got a whole category for yourself.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Thank you.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

That was my time.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

Uh, this is like my first real time.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

So, yeah.

KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY

What does that mean?