Patton Oswalt
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Podcast Appearances
Hi, my name is Patton Oswalt, and I feel relieved about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
You thought you were just barely hanging on with me?
Hanging on by my fingertips?
I know you got way bigger people you're hanging out with.
When everyone grabs the chocolate chip cookies, you learn to like the oatmeal.
You learn to like the oatmeal cookies.
I'm on that one of those promo death marches for my new special.
And listen, I'm flatter than anyone wants to talk to me, but there is nice to get to occasionally do a show like this where we're clearly just bullshitting.
There isn't that like it's coming out here and push it, push it, push it.
We're just this interview.
I'll be amazed if we even mentioned the special.
We're going to wander around everywhere.
We will, but it'll be a miracle when it happens.