Patton Oswalt

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1,066 appearances 7 recordings 4 series first heard Jan 2025 last heard 8 Jun

Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend · Patton Oswalt Returns Again · 8 Jun 2026 podcast

And her whole thing was like, he just makes it worse and worse.

Every time he's like, well, let me do this one.

And then it's 10 times more, like they just love that it just never lets up.

You know, all this stuff.

But also that he thinks you're like, you're welcome.

Here's a nice little song.

And it's always the worst thing you've ever heard.

That's how we talk.

I'm sorry, I've watched this.

I'm surprised you weren't murdered.

He goes, I was murdered.

A bunch of women threw me down a well.

And then you're like, well, good.

He goes, hey, you have a hot Irish temper.

I wrote a little song about the Irish.

And then it's the worst thing you've ever...

And, and, and also, but like that stuff of, by the way, and I remember I watched the very first Artie Kendall sketch.

I was in a hotel room in New York.

I watched it.

It's the one, the very first one where you don't let him finish his third song.

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