South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt
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Who is Patton Oswalt and how did he start his comedy career?
Kings Network. Welcome to South Beach Sessions. I'm very excited about this one. You seem like, I've never met you, but you seem like a delightful person, both jagged and huggable. It's a tough thing to pull off. Wow. Patton Oswalt with us, actor, comedian, writer. I imagine you identify most as comedian, right?
Comedian, yeah.
I want to talk to you about so many different things, but the first thing I wanted to start with is your father, as a military man, named you after a World War II general.
He did. An insane World War II general.
Well, he must be so disappointed in you, though.
You know, he's the opposite because he, my dad was a Marine. He did three tours in Vietnam. And he, I remember him saying, I never, ever want you or your brother going to war or joining the military forces. It is. So he was, when I veered into comedy, he was very happy. He's like, you're doing good. And like, he, cause he always loved, I mean, he loved Jonathan Winters and the His mother's brothers and David Letterman, all that stuff. So the fact that I went into comedy, I think, made him very, very happy.
When and how did you go into comedy?
I went in in the summer of 88. It was, I'm sure you've experienced, everyone's experienced this, a version of this, the summer between freshman and sophomore year of college when you start to realize, oh, I need to figure my life out. I better figure out what I'm gonna do with myself. And I just started doing a bunch of different jobs. And none of them were clicking. They were all doing fine, but it was like, if I lost this job, I wouldn't care. And then I went and did a couple open mics in D.C., and I just loved the hang and the world and the people, the fact that I was upstream of all the humor. I was at its source and seeing where it was coming out. I just loved it.
So you loved the people being in the back of the restaurant or the bar.
And like watching them sit around and kind of volley back and forth, a vague idea that would then keep getting refined and bounce around until it turned into a bit. It was like, oh, people create stuff out of thin air. There's no they. There's no them that's separate from us because these guys would come in and, They'd bitch about a parking ticket they'd gotten or, oh, my fridge broke and half my food is spoiled. And then they would sit and write jokes. Like it was – that wasn't their whole – some people that I knew, it was like their life and the hassles of it was their life. And these were like, I still have those same hassles and then I create stuff on top of it. And there was something really –
There's like something even more human about that, that in the face of every other hassle that every other person is facing, I'm going to also think of something funny and try to make money off of it.
Well, that's what you're still doing, right? I imagine your mind doesn't stop very much. I imagine you're always sort of doing material as you're driving around and the world happens to you.
Yeah, I don't.
You are doing that amazingly, by the way. In the first two minutes that we've been on together, in the clearing of your throat, it's been the clearing of the throat of a 400-pound lumberjack. Nice. If they're listening to it on audio, it is just you're clearing everything out.
Hell yeah. All right. By the way, I'm swinging kettlebells while we do this. If you're just listening, there are kettlebells being swung and I'm eating a giant stack of pancakes because I got to go top trees up in Coos Bay. Yeah, I'm always, but I'm not, I wish I could, I don't have that ability to sit down with a notebook and just write jokes. I, as you said, I drive around and deal with my day and while I'm walking around and dealing with my morning or my afternoon, I'm thinking of things. And so it's very, very conversational. However I'm talking to you offstage, I kind of go onstage and I'm still talking that same way. I just try to make it funny. So, I mean, it's just the way I think about the world.
I don't even, you know, it isn't even a defense mechanism at this point. It's a comfort zone that I have to be in. Because if I get to, I was thinking this this morning, by the way. The fact that I really have realized I hate the phrase that comedians are the truth tellers and the philosophers.
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