Paul Alex
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And I usually tell people, whenever you get a motor cop coming to the scene, you're fucked.
Really?
Oh, 100%.
How come?
Because that's their job, dude.
Their job is just to do DUI and to give tickets.
Wow.
And at the end of the day, it is what it is.
That's their job.
I wasn't mad at him.
But it was a fucked up situation, man, where basically they breathalyzed me.
I was over the limit.
I had too much to drink that prior night.
It can happen to anybody, right?
But when I read the report, dude, when I got arrested for this, they tried to make me look worse than I was.
They were like, his eyes were bloodshot red.
He was trying to hide the fact that he was intoxicated because he put a lot of cologne on.
I'm like, motherfuckers.
I'm Hispanic, bro.
We all wear a lot of cologne.