Paul C. Brunson

And that really like they're the two people who love this child more than anyone else in the whole wide world.

And they knew that they were someday going to be grandparents together and deal with each other, always going to be family to each other forever.

And then they amicably resolved things and moved on with their lives.

they would go, that's like the dumbest, like, what was that?

Like, boo, right?

But if I go, and then he took a chainsaw and he literally cut her car in half and left a note saying, pick which half you want, bitch.

Like, true story, by the way.

Yeah, that story is the story people wanna hear.

And by the way,

The people who talk about their divorce incessantly are people who went through traumatic, awful divorces.

Because I'm divorced.

I got divorced 20 years ago.

very friendly, lovely.

I have two children with a wonderful woman.

One of them got married in September of last year.

And she's been remarried 15 years to a wonderful guy.

We all get along.

At our son's wedding, we all hung out, took pictures, had a dance, had a drink, patted each other on the back for how wonderful we've done.

They were five and seven when we split up.

So my divorce, the least interesting thing about me