Paul Scheer

Right. So they go around. The bag man just goes around to collect the money, you know, after it's been brokered. You know, so...

Well, here's the thing. So my friend, you know, I'm, I'm from a pretty working class, uh, environment. My, my stepdad was a truck driver for supermarkets. My dad is a pharmacist. Um, my mom worked at a hospital, like very basic, you know, kind of stuff. And, uh, I went over to my friend's house one time and his dad's always home. And I'm like, why is your dad always home?

Well, here's the thing. So my friend, you know, I'm, I'm from a pretty working class, uh, environment. My, my stepdad was a truck driver for supermarkets. My dad is a pharmacist. Um, my mom worked at a hospital, like very basic, you know, kind of stuff. And, uh, I went over to my friend's house one time and his dad's always home. And I'm like, why is your dad always home?

Well, here's the thing. So my friend, you know, I'm, I'm from a pretty working class, uh, environment. My, my stepdad was a truck driver for supermarkets. My dad is a pharmacist. Um, my mom worked at a hospital, like very basic, you know, kind of stuff. And, uh, I went over to my friend's house one time and his dad's always home. And I'm like, why is your dad always home?

He goes, oh, he can't work. He's legally blind. And I go, oh, all right. But he drives a car, right? He gets around the house fine. Didn't look legally blind to me. Like he could hear us and see us all around the house, yell at us, hey, stop doing that, do that, right? Didn't have a cane. And then found out,

He goes, oh, he can't work. He's legally blind. And I go, oh, all right. But he drives a car, right? He gets around the house fine. Didn't look legally blind to me. Like he could hear us and see us all around the house, yell at us, hey, stop doing that, do that, right? Didn't have a cane. And then found out,

He goes, oh, he can't work. He's legally blind. And I go, oh, all right. But he drives a car, right? He gets around the house fine. Didn't look legally blind to me. Like he could hear us and see us all around the house, yell at us, hey, stop doing that, do that, right? Didn't have a cane. And then found out,

years later oh no he was in the mafia the reason why he was home all the time because he was just what he was doing was he's a bag man he'd just go around collect the money and that was it he lived and by the way they lived in a mansion and the mom didn't work so that was the that was the uh again as a kid i'm not looking at these telltale signs i'm like i knew it was weird i couldn't figure out why it was weird but as a kid you hear oh my dad's legally blind and i go yeah yeah sure i have no questions no further questions your honor

years later oh no he was in the mafia the reason why he was home all the time because he was just what he was doing was he's a bag man he'd just go around collect the money and that was it he lived and by the way they lived in a mansion and the mom didn't work so that was the that was the uh again as a kid i'm not looking at these telltale signs i'm like i knew it was weird i couldn't figure out why it was weird but as a kid you hear oh my dad's legally blind and i go yeah yeah sure i have no questions no further questions your honor

years later oh no he was in the mafia the reason why he was home all the time because he was just what he was doing was he's a bag man he'd just go around collect the money and that was it he lived and by the way they lived in a mansion and the mom didn't work so that was the that was the uh again as a kid i'm not looking at these telltale signs i'm like i knew it was weird i couldn't figure out why it was weird but as a kid you hear oh my dad's legally blind and i go yeah yeah sure i have no questions no further questions your honor

And then Sal comes over and breaks some legs. yeah freddie the bone or sal the fucking snowman bagman is like reverse salesman you know you got the sale you just got to drive to the locations you know it's like hey how you doing you do a little glad handing now i will say my my my grandfather um was the vice president of a bank a bank a small bank on long island and the president of the bank

And then Sal comes over and breaks some legs. yeah freddie the bone or sal the fucking snowman bagman is like reverse salesman you know you got the sale you just got to drive to the locations you know it's like hey how you doing you do a little glad handing now i will say my my my grandfather um was the vice president of a bank a bank a small bank on long island and the president of the bank

And then Sal comes over and breaks some legs. yeah freddie the bone or sal the fucking snowman bagman is like reverse salesman you know you got the sale you just got to drive to the locations you know it's like hey how you doing you do a little glad handing now i will say my my my grandfather um was the vice president of a bank a bank a small bank on long island and the president of the bank

famous mafia guy who embezzled all this money from people's retirement accounts. He went away to jail, just like in Goodfellas, where he would get sent home on the weekends and go to jail Monday through Friday. Pretty sweet gig. So that was his jail time, that he would have weekend furlough.

famous mafia guy who embezzled all this money from people's retirement accounts. He went away to jail, just like in Goodfellas, where he would get sent home on the weekends and go to jail Monday through Friday. Pretty sweet gig. So that was his jail time, that he would have weekend furlough.

famous mafia guy who embezzled all this money from people's retirement accounts. He went away to jail, just like in Goodfellas, where he would get sent home on the weekends and go to jail Monday through Friday. Pretty sweet gig. So that was his jail time, that he would have weekend furlough.

Nice life.

Nice life.

Nice life.

I saw that. And this to me, you know what I'm going to say about this? And I don't want, I hope, but this doesn't come across in any way, you know, bad. I feel like that's a plantain ketchup. I feel like Jamaica is not, there's no tomatoes growing. Like, I feel like they're doing something. Jamaican ketchup is not the best ketchup. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it's not good.