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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I saw that. And this to me, you know what I'm going to say about this? And I don't want, I hope, but this doesn't come across in any way, you know, bad. I feel like that's a plantain ketchup. I feel like Jamaica is not, there's no tomatoes growing. Like, I feel like they're doing something. Jamaican ketchup is not the best ketchup. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it's not good.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I saw that. And this to me, you know what I'm going to say about this? And I don't want, I hope, but this doesn't come across in any way, you know, bad. I feel like that's a plantain ketchup. I feel like Jamaica is not, there's no tomatoes growing. Like, I feel like they're doing something. Jamaican ketchup is not the best ketchup. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it's not good.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

When I saw that, I was like, this is a ridiculous statement to have.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

When I saw that, I was like, this is a ridiculous statement to have.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

When I saw that, I was like, this is a ridiculous statement to have.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, I'm sure that you're having, you're having behinds.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, I'm sure that you're having, you're having behinds.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Well, I'm sure that you're having, you're having behinds.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

So now I'm looking here on Jamaica ketchup. Jamaican ketchup is a unique flavor already eliminated from the conversation. Once you say it's a unique foot done. Nope, you don't have the best ketchup. It's something else. It's not ketchup.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

So now I'm looking here on Jamaica ketchup. Jamaican ketchup is a unique flavor already eliminated from the conversation. Once you say it's a unique foot done. Nope, you don't have the best ketchup. It's something else. It's not ketchup.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

So now I'm looking here on Jamaica ketchup. Jamaican ketchup is a unique flavor already eliminated from the conversation. Once you say it's a unique foot done. Nope, you don't have the best ketchup. It's something else. It's not ketchup.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I'm interested in this. It says tomato paste, water, sugar, starch, salt, vinegar, spices, against the rogue spices, sodium benzoate, and natural flavors. So what I'm getting from this is it looks to me like this is A spicy ketchup, a spicy ketchup, Jamaican ketchup. I also don't like the bottle. It feels too much like cats up, which I don't also like. Cats up is not a thing that I enjoy.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I'm interested in this. It says tomato paste, water, sugar, starch, salt, vinegar, spices, against the rogue spices, sodium benzoate, and natural flavors. So what I'm getting from this is it looks to me like this is A spicy ketchup, a spicy ketchup, Jamaican ketchup. I also don't like the bottle. It feels too much like cats up, which I don't also like. Cats up is not a thing that I enjoy.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I'm interested in this. It says tomato paste, water, sugar, starch, salt, vinegar, spices, against the rogue spices, sodium benzoate, and natural flavors. So what I'm getting from this is it looks to me like this is A spicy ketchup, a spicy ketchup, Jamaican ketchup. I also don't like the bottle. It feels too much like cats up, which I don't also like. Cats up is not a thing that I enjoy.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But yeah, Grace tomato ketchup. And honestly, they have too many full tomatoes on it. And the logo on the front says new, richer taste. Nope. All these things have disqualified it.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But yeah, Grace tomato ketchup. And honestly, they have too many full tomatoes on it. And the logo on the front says new, richer taste. Nope. All these things have disqualified it.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

But yeah, Grace tomato ketchup. And honestly, they have too many full tomatoes on it. And the logo on the front says new, richer taste. Nope. All these things have disqualified it.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

It's their version of ketchup, which is not ketchup. It's quite literally nothing. Thicker is one of the terms they use. Thicker. I like Heinz. I like Heinz.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

It's their version of ketchup, which is not ketchup. It's quite literally nothing. Thicker is one of the terms they use. Thicker. I like Heinz. I like Heinz.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

It's their version of ketchup, which is not ketchup. It's quite literally nothing. Thicker is one of the terms they use. Thicker. I like Heinz. I like Heinz.