Paul Scheer

And that was like the one thing that my parents were like, you can't have sugary cereal, but I could drink three glasses of Coke at dinner.

And that was like the one thing that my parents were like, you can't have sugary cereal, but I could drink three glasses of Coke at dinner.

And that was like the one thing that my parents were like, you can't have sugary cereal, but I could drink three glasses of Coke at dinner.

100% agree. Oh, come on.

100% agree. Oh, come on.

100% agree. Oh, come on.

Come on. Here's the thing. do we need this? Well, wait, well, hold on. I want to think about it. I like a happy birthday. I don't like the restaurant doing it. Like, like let's, if you, if you were there and we have a little thing and they sing, I feel like it's tricky because I'm also thinking about the embarrassment that I feel when there's a circle of people around me.

Come on. Here's the thing. do we need this? Well, wait, well, hold on. I want to think about it. I like a happy birthday. I don't like the restaurant doing it. Like, like let's, if you, if you were there and we have a little thing and they sing, I feel like it's tricky because I'm also thinking about the embarrassment that I feel when there's a circle of people around me.

Come on. Here's the thing. do we need this? Well, wait, well, hold on. I want to think about it. I like a happy birthday. I don't like the restaurant doing it. Like, like let's, if you, if you were there and we have a little thing and they sing, I feel like it's tricky because I'm also thinking about the embarrassment that I feel when there's a circle of people around me.

So like, I don't want that. I don't want the pomp and circumstance. I don't want the whole place to be a clapping and I don't know, but maybe I do. This is a tricky one.

So like, I don't want that. I don't want the pomp and circumstance. I don't want the whole place to be a clapping and I don't know, but maybe I do. This is a tricky one.

So like, I don't want that. I don't want the pomp and circumstance. I don't want the whole place to be a clapping and I don't know, but maybe I do. This is a tricky one.

that sucks and is really sad but i think to abolish it is a little too much for me you know what here's the thing i i you have swung me around i think what i want is the option to hit it or not hit it right like it's sort of like it's like you come in you're like we do have a birthday Drop all the shit. We don't want the shit. We do want the shit. And then, because it's different vibes, right?

that sucks and is really sad but i think to abolish it is a little too much for me you know what here's the thing i i you have swung me around i think what i want is the option to hit it or not hit it right like it's sort of like it's like you come in you're like we do have a birthday Drop all the shit. We don't want the shit. We do want the shit. And then, because it's different vibes, right?

that sucks and is really sad but i think to abolish it is a little too much for me you know what here's the thing i i you have swung me around i think what i want is the option to hit it or not hit it right like it's sort of like it's like you come in you're like we do have a birthday Drop all the shit. We don't want the shit. We do want the shit. And then, because it's different vibes, right?

Different vibes are different things. Like, and I think people are different. I think the forced nature of it, like, well, everybody loves this. They don't. Like, I know my wife would not love that. Um, but I know that other friends would, right?

Different vibes are different things. Like, and I think people are different. I think the forced nature of it, like, well, everybody loves this. They don't. Like, I know my wife would not love that. Um, but I know that other friends would, right?

Different vibes are different things. Like, and I think people are different. I think the forced nature of it, like, well, everybody loves this. They don't. Like, I know my wife would not love that. Um, but I know that other friends would, right?

So it's like, it's like, I think it's like, give me like a card to check off because you know what I would really like that waiter or a waitress that comes to our server, I should say that comes to the table. I'd like them to say, hey, happy birthday, man. Hope you have a great year. And I'm like, oh, thanks, dude. Like, there we go. Give you a little dab. Yeah, just a little boom.

So it's like, it's like, I think it's like, give me like a card to check off because you know what I would really like that waiter or a waitress that comes to our server, I should say that comes to the table. I'd like them to say, hey, happy birthday, man. Hope you have a great year. And I'm like, oh, thanks, dude. Like, there we go. Give you a little dab. Yeah, just a little boom.