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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

So it's like, it's like, I think it's like, give me like a card to check off because you know what I would really like that waiter or a waitress that comes to our server, I should say that comes to the table. I'd like them to say, hey, happy birthday, man. Hope you have a great year. And I'm like, oh, thanks, dude. Like, there we go. Give you a little dab. Yeah, just a little boom.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

And then I'm like, well, I have a connection. I'm going to leave that fat tip there. But then I can do it because I think a lot of the times birthday things are used as an embarrassment technique. It's like, let's go...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

And then I'm like, well, I have a connection. I'm going to leave that fat tip there. But then I can do it because I think a lot of the times birthday things are used as an embarrassment technique. It's like, let's go...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

And then I'm like, well, I have a connection. I'm going to leave that fat tip there. But then I can do it because I think a lot of the times birthday things are used as an embarrassment technique. It's like, let's go...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

make this person feel uncomfortable and it's their day and if they don't want to feel uncomfortable in their day like don't do it but i like singing happy birthday i also feel like servers sometimes sing it in an angry way it's like they're so pissed off at everything else so they can really put a lot of energy you know it's like i'm happy you fucking jerk like you know

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

make this person feel uncomfortable and it's their day and if they don't want to feel uncomfortable in their day like don't do it but i like singing happy birthday i also feel like servers sometimes sing it in an angry way it's like they're so pissed off at everything else so they can really put a lot of energy you know it's like i'm happy you fucking jerk like you know

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

make this person feel uncomfortable and it's their day and if they don't want to feel uncomfortable in their day like don't do it but i like singing happy birthday i also feel like servers sometimes sing it in an angry way it's like they're so pissed off at everything else so they can really put a lot of energy you know it's like i'm happy you fucking jerk like you know

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Yeah.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Yeah.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

Yeah.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

This is...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

This is...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

This is...

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

do you and this is why i am a strong agree because it's too it's too flexible i think it needs to like there are some you know like right now when you get an uber it says prefer no conversation or conversation like that's that's what i want i want it to be like a nice option right it's just like and it's not saying i hate to talk it's like right now i'm not in this mode i want quiet give me quiet like so i want that option because i do think that

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

do you and this is why i am a strong agree because it's too it's too flexible i think it needs to like there are some you know like right now when you get an uber it says prefer no conversation or conversation like that's that's what i want i want it to be like a nice option right it's just like and it's not saying i hate to talk it's like right now i'm not in this mode i want quiet give me quiet like so i want that option because i do think that

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

do you and this is why i am a strong agree because it's too it's too flexible i think it needs to like there are some you know like right now when you get an uber it says prefer no conversation or conversation like that's that's what i want i want it to be like a nice option right it's just like and it's not saying i hate to talk it's like right now i'm not in this mode i want quiet give me quiet like so i want that option because i do think that

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

look, when you're in high school and you're playing that game of it's his birthday and we'll get a free dessert, but then you're not, then you also like, then you're also walking this line. Cause I think that that's often done in high school. You get the free dessert as if it's a win, but you're not tipping as if you got a free dessert. Like there's a lot, you know, you gotta like,

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

look, when you're in high school and you're playing that game of it's his birthday and we'll get a free dessert, but then you're not, then you also like, then you're also walking this line. Cause I think that that's often done in high school. You get the free dessert as if it's a win, but you're not tipping as if you got a free dessert. Like there's a lot, you know, you gotta like,

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

look, when you're in high school and you're playing that game of it's his birthday and we'll get a free dessert, but then you're not, then you also like, then you're also walking this line. Cause I think that that's often done in high school. You get the free dessert as if it's a win, but you're not tipping as if you got a free dessert. Like there's a lot, you know, you gotta like,

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer

I just think it's a- There are rules.