Paul Scheer

I just think it's a- There are rules.

I just think it's a- There are rules.

Well, I'm going to argue that your friend is a clear example of someone who doesn't understand the rules of engagement. And this is why I agree with- Hasan, that we need to either abolish it or reconstitutionalize it. We need to say, what are the world, what is the world in which this is acceptable? Because I do like the celebration and I do think that we should be celebrating people more.

Well, I'm going to argue that your friend is a clear example of someone who doesn't understand the rules of engagement. And this is why I agree with- Hasan, that we need to either abolish it or reconstitutionalize it. We need to say, what are the world, what is the world in which this is acceptable? Because I do like the celebration and I do think that we should be celebrating people more.

Well, I'm going to argue that your friend is a clear example of someone who doesn't understand the rules of engagement. And this is why I agree with- Hasan, that we need to either abolish it or reconstitutionalize it. We need to say, what are the world, what is the world in which this is acceptable? Because I do like the celebration and I do think that we should be celebrating people more.

I'm never more excited than, oh my gosh, I bought, I'll tell you this one thing. I didn't know this, right? So I'm in Mexico. We're at this fine restaurant, a steakhouse, right? It doesn't seem insane. Um, and I say, oh, I'll have like a tequila on the rocks. And then my friend, she was like, I'll have a margarita. My wife's like, I'll have a margarita.

I'm never more excited than, oh my gosh, I bought, I'll tell you this one thing. I didn't know this, right? So I'm in Mexico. We're at this fine restaurant, a steakhouse, right? It doesn't seem insane. Um, and I say, oh, I'll have like a tequila on the rocks. And then my friend, she was like, I'll have a margarita. My wife's like, I'll have a margarita.

I'm never more excited than, oh my gosh, I bought, I'll tell you this one thing. I didn't know this, right? So I'm in Mexico. We're at this fine restaurant, a steakhouse, right? It doesn't seem insane. Um, and I say, oh, I'll have like a tequila on the rocks. And then my friend, she was like, I'll have a margarita. My wife's like, I'll have a margarita.

And then somebody else is like, I'll have a margarita. And the guy says, oh, we'll just get you a bottle. It'd be easier to do that. And I was like, oh yeah, right. Yeah. That's like, it's four tequila drinks and that's great. Before I knew it. There's a fucking firecracker on top of this Casa Azul that comes out. The entire restaurant's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. People are going nuts.

And then somebody else is like, I'll have a margarita. And the guy says, oh, we'll just get you a bottle. It'd be easier to do that. And I was like, oh yeah, right. Yeah. That's like, it's four tequila drinks and that's great. Before I knew it. There's a fucking firecracker on top of this Casa Azul that comes out. The entire restaurant's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. People are going nuts.

And then somebody else is like, I'll have a margarita. And the guy says, oh, we'll just get you a bottle. It'd be easier to do that. And I was like, oh yeah, right. Yeah. That's like, it's four tequila drinks and that's great. Before I knew it. There's a fucking firecracker on top of this Casa Azul that comes out. The entire restaurant's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. People are going nuts.

You inadvertently did bottle service. And I was like, this, I've never lived with more guilt in my life for that because I was like, yeah, yeah, the bottle is fine. It's like, I didn't understand. I was like, oh yeah, it's...

You inadvertently did bottle service. And I was like, this, I've never lived with more guilt in my life for that because I was like, yeah, yeah, the bottle is fine. It's like, I didn't understand. I was like, oh yeah, it's...

You inadvertently did bottle service. And I was like, this, I've never lived with more guilt in my life for that because I was like, yeah, yeah, the bottle is fine. It's like, I didn't understand. I was like, oh yeah, it's...

Oh, and they popped the thing already. So they've literally popped it. You can't go back.

Oh, and they popped the thing already. So they've literally popped it. You can't go back.

Oh, and they popped the thing already. So they've literally popped it. You can't go back.

That's so embarrassing and sad. It's so embarrassing. And then the whole restaurant got excited. Now, here's what I'll say. I'm living in absolute fear.

That's so embarrassing and sad. It's so embarrassing. And then the whole restaurant got excited. Now, here's what I'll say. I'm living in absolute fear.

That's so embarrassing and sad. It's so embarrassing. And then the whole restaurant got excited. Now, here's what I'll say. I'm living in absolute fear.