Paul Verzi

We will be a couple of guys with bloody towels, bloody towels on our heads in an airplane or a fucking VIP hotel.

Because, dude, when you go to Istanbul, you're just in the fucking lobby and everybody's just eating at restaurants with bloody towels around their head doing it.

And I was like, dude, I was like, he goes, dude, can we?

Doing that 90210.

Oh, that's great.

But here's the thing.

If I ever did get hair back, it would be, like, shorter than... Like, I would go short.

Like, I would be, like, not even an inch.

I would just be, like...

You know, because I couldn't have wavy locks.

Dude, how funny would it be if the next time we did it, like we do anything better next year, I just have a blowout hair and Bill's face is all the way back.

Oh, dude, I was performing at the DC Improv and there was a woman whose face like, you know, like when the sides come out more, it was like, dude, it was like came out like this and like the lips.

Oh, filler.

Dude, it was like, dude, I wanted to just be like, dude, stop, lady, enough.

It was brutal.

A staple flies out and just gets short.

All of a sudden she looks 80.

That's, dude, that stat was the craziest thing I've ever saw.

Since 2011 till now, this is the first time, since 2011 till now, Chiefs or Patriots have been in the AFC Championship.

Yeah, that's still going.