Garage Doors, Rulers, The Future | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-26
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What does Bill think about the current state of the world?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Ooh, what's going on? How's your week going? How you doing? Are you starting fights with everybody in the fucking world like this country seems to be doing? Why are we doing this? I don't watch the news anymore. That's all I'm hearing. All of Europe wants to fight us now. Is that true? We're trying to take Greenland? For what? For what? What, does he want to put a golf course up there? You want to go get the oil? Is Greenland a threat to us? What are they doing now? It's unreal. It's unreal. I can't tell you this, having traveled the world, one of the moves that a leader likes to do when they don't know what they're doing is just constantly be starting fires.
That way all the people are just watching the fire trucks go down the street and they're looking at the fire and they never look at him. That's what's going on. That's what I think is going on. Or it's a narcissist dealing with, you know, they're at the end of the road. And the one thing a narcissist can't deal with is their own mortality. um which has got to be infuriating for them so it's just like well you know if i'm gonna pass on you know i'm fucking taking everybody with me these people are gonna remember me it's unreal it's really ironic that all of the people that are really you know that started this whole fucking alligator alcatraz thing it's literally the people that should be in it You know, the people that want to take Greenland, the people that are behind all of these false flag things, they're the ones that should be in it.
That's not, you know, I don't know. But that's not how it works. It's just they wearing the right color tie, then I fucking buy into what you're saying. As long as the tie is the color of my team. Insane. Insane. We have literally not had somebody... That had the ability to give a speech as our leader in a way that wasn't embarrassing since fucking... It's almost been 10 years. It's almost been 10 years. I don't understand it. I think the new... The new, like, qualification to be president, Democrat or Republican, is you in no way, shape, or form can have all your faculties. Anyway, we got to get somebody young, Republican or Democrat. We got to get somebody young in the White House, somebody that's actually going to have to deal with the ramifications of their decisions.
That would be nice, but, like, that's still... I mean, the reality is... the corruption is just the robber baron shit that is going on right now. And they got everybody looking at illegal immigrants while these assholes are just firing everybody and then taking the fired people's salary as their bonus at the end of the year. And giant conglomerates are buying up other giant conglomerates and somehow they're not considered a monopoly. It's just, it's, it's really, it's, you know, it's a, it's a fascinating thing. Speaking of fascinating, I told you guys that I've been, you know, really working on myself and I hadn't lost my temper. I finally lost my temper. It finally happened. But, you know, it wasn't.
you know, nuclear the way it used to be. It's just, I've been having a problem with my garage door and I got my drums in there and I have a show coming up where I got to play three songs and for the life of me, I can't get anybody to fix this garage door so it works for longer than two or three days. First, it was the coils, then it was the motor, then it was this, then it's that and it just keeps coming down, hitting the ground and then immediately going back up again. I don't know what the fuck's going on It's outside my area of expertise. And I finally had an afternoon off where I could go out and rehearse what I needed to rehearse. And doggone it, wouldn't you know it? So I lost my shit for about three seconds.
And then I stopped and was like, I don't want to do this. And I stopped. And then that's it. Someone will come over here. They'll fix it. I'll play good that night.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Bill think about the current state of the world?
0:01–15:30
2
Why is Bill frustrated with his garage door?
15:30–20:49
3
How does Bill handle anger and frustration?
20:49–25:52
4
What lessons does Bill share about parenting?
25:52–1:15:05
5
What challenges does the 17-year-old face with women?
1:15:05–1:16:32
6
How can one improve their dating life?
1:16:32–1:21:41
7
What advice is given about breaking up with a partner?
1:21:41–1:25:58
8
What are the predictions for the upcoming NFL Championship games?
1:25:58–2:16:20
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