Paul Walter Hauser

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The Viall Files · E1111 - Paul Walter Hauser – Balls Up! · 17 Apr 2026 podcast

And she said she overheard from the bathroom.

My mom said, Paul Walter, why did you poop in the tub?

And I might have been five or five or something.

I don't know.

But I said to her, I go, it feels warm.

And I didn't even know how to interpret that because I'm so far away from four or five.

But she said to me, she goes, if you do that again, I'll make you eat it.

I assume that worked as gangster of a response as that is.

But yesterday, my son pooped his swim diaper.

my three-year-old in the swimming pool for like the 12th time.

And I've told him so many times not to do it.

And I'm like, why did you do it?

And he goes, because I pooped.

There's no real reason.

He's just because I poop.

And it's like, as I'm having that moment of having to change his diaper and,

go through all this insanity of watery poo poo.

I'm just like, my parents apparently went through this once or twice with me, maybe more than I know.

I mean, any threat we give him doesn't work usually.

And that's, that's the psychotic magic of my three-year-old that I was alluding to earlier.

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