Paul Walter Hauser
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Podcast Appearances
I'm going to have a number five at the White House. My ex used to get on me because I don't give a fuck about going on a plane. I'm never seeing these people again. Are you kidding me? Bro, I'm about to lift it up.
I'm going to have a number five at the White House. My ex used to get on me because I don't give a fuck about going on a plane. I'm never seeing these people again. Are you kidding me? Bro, I'm about to lift it up.
Bro, I get in there and kick my shoes off. Fine. All right?
Bro, I get in there and kick my shoes off. Fine. All right?
Bro, I get in there and kick my shoes off. Fine. All right?
Kick your shoes off. I get comfortable, dude. I'm fucking lactose intolerant. When I get home, I'm going to have to put a seatbelt on the toilet. All right? It's going to be real aggressive. You have to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom.
Kick your shoes off. I get comfortable, dude. I'm fucking lactose intolerant. When I get home, I'm going to have to put a seatbelt on the toilet. All right? It's going to be real aggressive. You have to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom.
Kick your shoes off. I get comfortable, dude. I'm fucking lactose intolerant. When I get home, I'm going to have to put a seatbelt on the toilet. All right? It's going to be real aggressive. You have to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
I got to tell you guys about my first and only time at a strip club.
I got to tell you guys about my first and only time at a strip club.
I got to tell you guys about my first and only time at a strip club.
Straight out of Compton. It's probably two, maybe three months away from coming out. And I'm with my boys, Chris and Roman. We're like, you know, let's just do it. We, at this point, yeah, never did a Vegas trip. Let's just hit Vegas before it gets to the point where it's gonna be hard for me to just do a Vegas trip with you guys. So we go to Vegas and I have a rule when I go to Vegas.
Straight out of Compton. It's probably two, maybe three months away from coming out. And I'm with my boys, Chris and Roman. We're like, you know, let's just do it. We, at this point, yeah, never did a Vegas trip. Let's just hit Vegas before it gets to the point where it's gonna be hard for me to just do a Vegas trip with you guys. So we go to Vegas and I have a rule when I go to Vegas.
Straight out of Compton. It's probably two, maybe three months away from coming out. And I'm with my boys, Chris and Roman. We're like, you know, let's just do it. We, at this point, yeah, never did a Vegas trip. Let's just hit Vegas before it gets to the point where it's gonna be hard for me to just do a Vegas trip with you guys. So we go to Vegas and I have a rule when I go to Vegas.
And this like determines the whole trip. It's probably not a smart rule, but like. No condoms? No, no.
And this like determines the whole trip. It's probably not a smart rule, but like. No condoms? No, no.
And this like determines the whole trip. It's probably not a smart rule, but like. No condoms? No, no.