Paul Walter Hauser

And non-laugh movies, you need some levity sometimes.

That was an honest moment that just happened to be funny.

stopped a goal from like a world cup like this would be one of the most insane like it's an insane premise but it's based off of like what if this actually happened it's based off the the reaction of unhealthy tribalism and i don't think that's really that out of the orbit i remember in the late 90s early 2000s you would hear stories about kids who like brought a switchblade to school threatening some other kid for their beanie baby pokemon card and it's like yeah

that's just that's evocative of the psychotic nature of fandom and so that part isn't so crazy the crazy part is of course you know there's an alligator and there's they're getting shot at on a boat and that stuff and the like condom that's covering the balls too it's like I mean I didn't expect that either you know like why haven't you why hasn't anyone thought of it it was like the through line yeah multiple people came up to me they're like that seems like a good product I'm like

Maybe.

I don't know.

I literally, I lost my virginity to my wife.

I like waited.

So I'm not a condom guy in general.

I don't really know much about them.

Three.

Two boys.

Two boys.

And then the youngest is our eight-month-old baby girl.

And they are a whole bunch of fun.

Is this your first?

Would have been gangster if you just said, what do you mean?

Yeah.

You're an animal.

F word.