Payton Purther

Oh, that was the first listen.

Also, like, our drive to sushi was good, too.

Like, my problem is I always think it's good.

Objectively, this season is not good.

It's just boring. I don't think people, like, are super invested in, like, the girls and their relationships. Grant.

Yeah.

I think he's so hot.

I don't know. I think that people just aren't super invested, like, in this cast.

You kind of have to be in Batch Nation to get it.

Joey, a few seasons ago, was pretty great.

Love Island?

Summer House is my favorite Bravo show.

But you have to start back.

Yeah.

Yeah. When Hannah's on it, it is fucking sick.

Yes.

Yes. And it's like now the cast is really matured.

But back then they were like fucking insane.

Yes. And the relationships, like they treated each other disgusting.

So we had eight martinis at the club.

No, Paige and Craig is like new. They've been dating for like three years. They just broke up.

No, Craig's from Southern Charm.

Okay, so basically I'm so happy that you're watching Summer House.

This is all I could ask for. I'm literally so excited. Okay, so there's Summer House and then they created a new show. This was maybe like two years ago called Winter House.

So it was like some of the people from Summer House and then people from like Southern Charm, different people from like the Bravoverse and Paige and Craig met on Winter House. And Paige was hooking up with this like Italian model. He was so hot.

And then Craig was like there. Uh-huh. And then I think they like connected after.

I mean, they like just broke up. They're still like kind of going through the motions.

Yes.

I would just be like probably like so disheveled and upset knowing me.

I feel like you would also be like, oh my God, you going through a public breakup. You'd post everything and then you'd wake up and be like, what have I done?

No.

What are you therapist about?

Yeah. How are you feeling?

He kept saying, roll the window down. I need to pull over. I said, don't worry. I promise no one's throwing up like this happens. And I, and I promise we are not the type to throw up in an Uber. Like actually, yes, we are. Me.

And they're like, Jake, Jake's getting there. Crack it on. Yeah.

Honestly, kind of sounds nice.

Do you remember that one phone call when you were getting mad at Matt? What did I keep saying in the background? When he like fucking freaked out.

No, no, no, no, no, no. It was something else.

No.

That part.

Jake and Matt were like arguing. And I was very much agreeing with Jake because I thought his points were very valid. And I thought the reason he was upset was very valid. So I don't know if I knew that Matt could hear me, but they were on the phone. And every maybe 30 seconds, I would just in the background that part.

Like, shut the fuck up. And then I had to just fucking hang up on you guys, which, like, yes, I get that.

I, ugh, because I really, I protect your peace.

We pop. So it's like if you're upset about something and I very much agree that you've been wronged, then I get like more upset than you do.

And then I really just get so upset for you, I make you more upset.

Like literally, please.

Kick us off.

Because it was, ugh, you got like the screening link and Jake does this thing where if he, ugh, oh my God, it's so annoying.

Like if we eat dinner or something, Jake eats to the point where he gets himself so full and so uncomfortable he has to go to sleep.

So Jake will make so many plans before he eats dinner. And then the second he's done eating, he's like, I gotta go to bed. Yeah. And I'm like, Jake, like, I'll even call him out, like, before we eat dinner.

We have to hang out after this. Like, don't make yourself feel sick. He makes himself feel sick. So we were supposed to watch it together. And then Jake obviously ate too much and made himself uncomfortable and was like, I gotta go watch this in bed. On my computer.

Yeah.

Yeah, Julia and I watched it at my grandma's house. And I was like turning down the volume. I was like, oof, this one's freaky.

You remember.

I loved it.

Nick and Noah.

Okay, I can't figure... Whatever, Jenna's friend. Jenna's boyfriend.

Oh, yeah. That was like a point of contention in their relationship because he was trying to get money to like do nice things for her. And she just like didn't really understand the significance of it. Did you see my Snapchat from Milan?

I threw up in a guy's Uber our freshman year of college and then I woke up to a Venmo request from him.

We went out with these Italian, the Italian guys and the one who told me his uncle directed Coppemia.

Like, did someone screenshot it? Because I need it.

I don't think I did. We were out with these Italian men. They took us to like a very local club. It was so fucking fun.

Outside of dinner.

Yeah.

Outside of our dinner. I think that they probably ate at the same restaurant and they were waiting for their car and we were waiting for our Uber because the restaurant closed. We like stayed there until like 1230 and they were like, get out, get out. The restaurant's closed.

And the guys were waiting for their car and we were getting in the car and they were like, what are you guys doing? And we were like, oh, we're actually going to the bar right now to like get a spritz. Do you guys want to come? And we're like, yeah, we'll meet you there.

He then, we are just talking. He was visiting his two friends that lived in Milan, but he was from Madrid. And obviously I don't know anyone from Madrid except he goes, do you know anyone from Madrid? I go, Nicole Wallace.

He was like, I mean, like, I don't know her personally, but, like, I go, Culpa Mia, like, that's my favorite movie on the planet. Like, hello? Have you seen it? And he was like, yeah, I've seen it. Like, Culpa Mia? Like, how do you know Culpa Mia? I go, Culpa Mia's my favorite movie.

Like, obviously, I know Culpa Mia. Like, I'm probably half of the viewership of Culpa Mia.

I watch it, like, weekly. And he was like, my uncle directed Culpa Mia. I was like... Are you fucking serious? I guess I should have asked more questions, but I was just like honestly too stunned to speak.

Also obsessed with her.

Same.

We have to go.

We need to go to Copa Nuestra's premiere.

I think people really like it.

It's like the exact same storyline. It's just like a different cast.

Yeah, Jake did. Jake slept in my roommate's bed and I slept with the guy in my twin bed.

I just feel like such a personal connection to the original Coppamia.

It's like, I'm sure, like, Coppamia London's amazing. I haven't seen it yet. Just because it's like, it's not the same to me as the OG Coppamia.

Coppetua, they got back together, but... Honestly, I did feel like they went through too much turmoil in their relationship where it's like almost like- Awkward. Irreparable.

Next to him.

Yeah, spoiler alert. She gave his mom like access into the house.

And then she like used it to kind of like fuck the family.

And then he, like, she, like, hooked up with someone else.

They honestly, like, kind of did a little too much.

Yeah.

But he, um... What was it? I think it was that she was pregnant. It was his parents.

She was pregnant and his parents found out and didn't tell him. So he had no idea. So it wasn't like his fault. Right.

Yeah. No.

She's not a vibe.

I think so too. And also... Ugh. It's like, just let them be together.

Right. It's like, they're soulmates, so.

Don't do that.

My Fault London.

It's just like, not the same.

Like.

Exo Kitty.

Outer Banks. My Life with the Walter Brothers.

Yeah. The soundtrack? Amazing.

So good. The QB in me also is so good. Anything that's like that, like the Tubi original. Anything that's original from a streaming service. Like The Summer I Turned Pretty, Amazon original. My favorite. My favorite book is being adapted into an Amazon original, and I think it's going to be the vibe of The Summer I Turned Pretty.

It's called Every Summer After, but I think they're changing the name to Every Year After.

It's, like, the same vibe as the summer I Turn Pretty. It's, like, this girl is at her summer house, and her neighbor is, like, a guy that's her age that, like, has an older brother.

Yeah. What a rude question.

You got a wrap.

That was, like, had such a rude connotation.

I mean, it's not a thriller. Like, that's not what I'm seeking.

Okay, so I guess I can guess what's going to happen in a teen rom series.

I got a grilled cheese. We got milkshakes.

A young adult series. XO Kitty is a TV spinoff of To All the Boys I've Loved Before. So it's like Lara Jean's younger sister goes to boarding school.

Yeah.

Amazing. Amazing.

Emily in Paris, Netflix original.

Bridgerton.

That's a personal problem. Shonda Rhimes is a genius.

I mean, period piece. Like, the music is just an instrumental version of, like, all of our favorite songs. They make it. They do such a good job of making it, like, modern.

Yes. Yes. It's like... And what is it?

You would... Because, like, Adam Brody, like, The Resurgence, and Leighton Meester is going to be in the next...

Well, we were obviously having cravings.

What?

Oh, my God. I'm rewatching Normal People right now, actually.

But it's very similar to One Day.

I mean, like, I like Emily Henry.

She is doing the summer books that I like.

Yeah, regretting you. It's going to be a movie with Dave Franco.

It is about, it's honestly a lot, very different than her other books. I do think you'd like it. Like, I know.

I'm like speaking to like an empty.

You're not going to actually like listen.

Yeah, they always are, no?

No, she didn't. She did Verity.

That's what you're thinking of.

It's about, I haven't read Verity. I'm going to read it next. Shocking, I haven't read it.

Yes.

But we have to like, I'm kind of slow reader.

I'll read fast for you, but like.

No, I'm not that bad.

Yeah. I can like binge the fuck out of a show though.

I feel like I'm not. Like the first time I watched Vampire Diaries, like I was, I would bring my iPad to class.

Right?

And like I, at work, this is like so bad, I have my monitor and I watch whatever I'm watching on like one screen and then I work on the other screen.

Oh my God. Okay. So I watched Scandal for the first time, like relatively recently, like a year ago. And Kennedy and I would wake up two hours early for work so we could watch it before we went to work. And then we would get home, and we would just turn it on and stay up until, like, four in the morning. We'd sleep for two hours, wake up, wake up, keep watching.

I've, like, never felt that way about the show, aside from Vampire Diaries.

You know how people, like, are going to bed excited for their morning coffee? Yeah. Like, I was going to bed excited for my morning Shonda.

I wasn't there.

I liked.

When, no, because that was when Kennedy and I were in our worst viewing patterns because I was so fucking anxious. We had to keep watching until it was over.

Until she was like saved from being kidnapped.

Exactly what I said. We would. I was so fucking anxious that when she got kidnapped, I couldn't stop watching until she was safe. It was like 10 episodes and we stayed up all night. And I went to bed never. I went to work the next morning unslept.

Yeah. I love her so much.

For sure. She's amazing. And I wish that I could watch Grey's Anatomy so badly.

Oh, yeah, you guys showed the video of me getting a shot.

When I was literally 18. I'm really scared of needles and, like, hospitals and, like, everything like that. Oh, but regretting you.

No. I want to watch it, though.

Having family time.

Oh, you have seen it.

Okay, so let's watch.

I think it's supposed to be amazing.

I mean, it's Shonda.

What? Where?

Oh, my God. The warehouse was diabolical. Diabolical.

Yes, there was.

You were babysitting.

Holy fuck, you're unlocking so many memories.

It was such a fun weekend.

Yeah, of course I do. Do you? Sometimes. I mean, I like our life now, too.

I feel like it's... They're fun for, like, different reasons. And, like, our life now is, like... It's fun.

Yeah, you did. You left the kids home alone.

Well, why don't you share while I think?

Oh my God. That was- The best night of my life. So fucking fun.

So fucking fun.

That night was so fucking fun. Also, I remember I woke up, like, in, we woke up, like, in our costumes. Also, the next night, the Halloween party was so much fun, too.

Which is so upsetting.

I mean, not me. I want to go home at five.

Or seven.

Well, that's why we loved Overpass because you could go until five and they still... Honestly, later than five. And they still served alcohol.

But also, one of my favorite nights post-grad was when Alex was visiting and... you bought the table at Off Sunset.

That was so fucking fun.

Ugh, there's always a theme of us just, like, never wanting to go home. Because we don't ever want to go home. Do you remember you bought the bottle and they told you?

They said that they wouldn't close.

And we'll stay open. You guys can stay. You can, like, drink it, whatever. And then we bought the bottle and they're like, lights on.

Bradley just slept for three and a half days while you were in Aspen. Gagged you, huh?

So bad.

Okay.

Ready.

Yeah, I guess you're just like not meant to be an aunt.

Why?

And they're perfect and so cute.

What do you mean?

I feel like a lot of babies aren't, like, that ugly because it's, like, everything about them is, like, cute.

So cute, of course. My nephew is obsessed with Jake.

They... He, like, doesn't let anyone hold him at this age because he's, like, so...

And he loved Jake. I think he loved your like male energy.

So good mama.

What's that?

Okay.

Our babies don't throw up and they don't spit up nothing. They're like very easy as we said, which we know is so lucky. We're so, so appreciative of their behavior.

But what I would probably do is if he keeps throwing up on you and you keep having to like change your clothes, I would just walk around naked like with a burp cloth.

I would. I do. Right? Like you have like a burp cloth.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't really know what else you're supposed to do. Also, maybe, like, keep your kiddo naked, too, so you don't have to keep changing him or her.

I would love some clarification, Tara, if it's, like, spit up or your baby's, like, sick.

And, like, really just, like, not okay. But spit up's very normal, Mama, so you just have to go with the flow.

And we saw- Which is the best pharmacy ever.

I feel like that's so normal. That like does happen. Not the blind part.

But when you're like changing, especially like a boy.

And it's definitely not your fault. Also, it's like if you're going to change like the baby.

Right.

No, mama.

Neither did I. Yeah, that's, like, not my energy.

And, like, Justin came out, like, in his whale outfit. Did Bradley come out in his overalls?

They have- Anything you could ever want.

Google.

I think you're supposed to say, like, hey, Siri.

Okay, so I feel like she had eye problems and probably should just go to the eye doctor and shouldn't blame your perfect kiddo.

So we were looking in all the aisles and Jake took a look at the baby doll section. Well, I don't want to call it a baby doll section because they're not baby dolls. Jake took a look in the hospital aisle.

Or you, mama.

We can't relate because our kids don't wake us up. But I'm so happy that you're bringing this to light about the noises because we're just spreading awareness to other mamas who are expecting.

So if you are expecting a new kiddo and you've never heard this, alert.

Yeah, they're just making some noises. It's very normal. I feel like babies, they're like...

And it's like they stretch and like they breathe funny. It's like.

Yeah. What?

They're going to be so sad. They're so codependent.

They're brothers.

They're brothers.

Yeah, that's okay, mama. But we definitely have that issue with Bradley and Justin. They like to nibble.

Me either. That just doesn't seem like my personal journey, but I'm happy it works. And if other mamas want to try it, then go ahead. Be my guest.

Ugh, like I wouldn't even be able to have a hot therapist in the first place.

I would be so nervous to talk about like my love life and I would be so nervous to talk about anything because I would just be like so nervous that he's hot.

Honestly you should get a new one in the first place if he's hot.

See like that I'm down.

Like I'm not nervous. I'm not like telling you about my life. I'm kind of addicted to the therapist.

And we fell in love with Bradley and Justin. It was love at first sight.

No, our kids don't wake up.

I mean, that would be an issue if you were a mama.

Cause she would definitely wake the kids up if she's just yelping in her room through the walls. But I would definitely tell her it's not rude. It's like something that's happening and you don't have to say it in like an aggressive or like a judgmental way. You can just say, Hey, like FYI, has anyone told you that you like yell in your sleep? Right. I feel like that's not rude.

I feel like it's literally the same as telling someone they snore.

I've never noticed.

And we have sleepovers pretty often.

That part.

It was love at first sight. We bought them in their perfect little boxes. Justin came with a whale.

Hi.

Hi, Shia. Hi, Shia. Shia, do you want to meet Justin?

It's Justin. Say hi, Justin. Say hi, Justin.

Oh.

Matt, do you have any advice for mamas?

What's funny?

And there are a lot of single parents watching.

For sure.

Yes!

Bradley lost his hat early on, huh?

Thanks for singing our praises.

I mean, I loved that.

That part.

Yeah, we didn't have a nanny. We didn't have a night nurse.

Yeah, you are.

Well, they were hungry. It was their first sushi.

Bye, Mama.

Well, thank God he was with Shia.

We got a true kid's perspective.

Kids are... They're not meaning it to be rude.

Yeah, and I feel like a child's honesty is honestly so sweet and fun. Right, isn't that sweet?

And our waiter was the best vibe.

Yeah, that means they liked your sweater. Yeah.

I mean, a win's a win.

Also, it's like I see a lot of six-year-olds. I don't like their outfit.

Yeah, because a six-year-old doesn't like your sweater. Like, come on. It's fine.

But being a kindergarten teacher, that's really sweet and fun.

Okay. I, as I said, I'm really scared of needles. So I had a lot of trouble with the epidural.

Yeah. Jake had no problems. We were in one of the rooms that just had like a divider. So we had like the front half of the curtain like unzipped so we could keep talking to each other and looking at each other. I really recommend that. Like if you're going to plan out.

She was holding the kids, loving them, brought us everything they needed. They had their high chairs and it was just... We also got foot massages and everyone at the salon loved them. Yeah, they're a hit.

Yeah. Plan out like your birth schedule with a friend and your conception timeline. Like if you know that you guys want to be pregnant together, like maybe keep having sex on the same week.

Yeah, so, like, get induced.

It was really, really fast. And we were just lucky that it happened at the same time.

But.

They had to give me, like, pills before.

I had to take Xanax.

I did, so.

Yeah, so, I mean.

For sure, that butthole.

I think, yeah, I know.

But we were super lucky, like we weren't putting our bodies through like hell and back just because it happened so fast. It was like such quick.

What are you asking for?

Oh, we went through all of those?

Do you have a baby mama? Did you get a real pregnant? Have you? No.

Okay.

Well, they're named after some of our favorite celebrities. I'm going to speak for myself. When I say Justin, it's after Justin Bieber.

Yeah, so Justin and Bradley. It was really easy, honestly.

And I did think that this was such a good time where I could use a name that, since it was just, like, so unexpected and last minute, and this is, like, my first one, I didn't use one of the names that were on, like, my list that I've had, like, in my notes app forever.

Everywhere we have taken the kids, everyone's fallen in love. Love at first sight.

Yeah, happy, and Justin's gonna be a hockey player.

Yes.

But they're going to be best friends and be really supportive of each other. Right. And Bradley will come to Justin's hockey games and Justin will go to Bradley's plays.

Do you want to kick us off or me?

I know. This is a tough question for Jake because Bradley did have the most trouble latching. Justin, it was pretty immediate. Like, we didn't have many issues. Like, we have a really good nipple cream we've been using. We brought it to the hospital. What's funny, mama?

Once again, everyone loved them. In the hot bar line, we had the kids in the cart in the front little section. Boys were coming up to us.

The ins and outs of all of it.

And I don't know. I think maybe the biggest thing would be to watch all of those like pregnancy prep videos on TikTok. I know that we did that. Like what's in my hospital bag?

Like what's in my hospital bag? Like all of the best things to get. And then you should probably have the best time going from there. Mm-hmm.

Oh, you have little toddlers, mama.

I think there are so many good recipes on TikTok. Like, I see all of these other mamas, and this is definitely what I plan to do when Justin's a little older and Bradley, too. you like disguise vegetables. So if your kids like favorite food is pasta, you make red sauce with like, you boil like carrots, maybe like peppers, other vegetables, and then you blend it together with the sauce.

And then at least they're getting like more nutrients. And then the same vibe with chicken nuggets. You can make, there are so many recipes online, but homemade chicken nuggets where you put like broccoli, spinach with like the ground chicken. So it might take a little extra work like cooking, but I think try to disguise vegetables and foods they already like.

Right. I feel like it's, people don't really hate like that.

Thanks.

Honestly, no, because I do think that that's the best tool. But if you have like a trusted person in your life, like maybe your kiddos, like grandchild, like godparent, a bestie, a grandparent, you can ask them to do it. Or like, yeah.

Okay, mama, you're speaking our language first off. It does take a village, but breast milk is not the only way. There's really good formulas. A lot of people don't even breastfeed.

Yeah, I think that's too much to ask. And I do not think it's rude to say no or awkward. You have to pop.

You have to pip, protect your piece.

Yeah.

I would have honestly freaked out.

I learned that we're powerful mamas and it takes a village. And I learned that a lot of people are having the same experiences as us.

And it's so important to have a mom's night out. And life doesn't stop when you have a kid.

I would have been nasty right back.

Like you need to learn to make time.

Yeah. You need to learn to make time.

For you and not let being a mama like take over everything. Right. Like you still need to.

Yeah. And just like be there for each other and lean on each other. Right.

Cause like what? Moms deserve to have fun too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Find your tribe.

And I'll leave it at that.

Love you, Mama.

He's got you on the hook.

Wait, a thousand percent. It was mom's night out.

MNO.

Yeah. The kids just hung out.

They needed it.

They only wake up when we get them.

They wake up when we wake them.

Yeah, I know. Not everyone has it that easy.

Oh my gosh. Good question. Can you go first?

Oh, that's a good one. I've been thinking about it all.

And it's amazing.

Like every single one of those shows is my favorite.

And XO Kitty.

Yeah, it just got renewed for a third season. But Paradise is a little too mature for me, I'd say.

And I love it.

Yeah, and even, like, the first episode you can't describe because, like, at the end there's, like, a little... And it, like, it'll gag you. Yeah.

And then the last one comes out.

Well, we tried to watch it in Milan and, like, Hulu's different there.

So much fun.

We can talk about... bleep that basically i had a french man that she brought one on a date with well i met him when i was in paris a few months ago and then julie and i got stuck in paris and i thought it was the perfect time to like go on a date with him yeah i was wrong

I made Julia come and sit on a date with me, basically.

It was seriously me, Julia, this boy. We were sitting at a long bar table, and the second he sat down, I knew I didn't like him.

Because he smelled bad. Because, you know, like, obviously, you kind of get a vibe right off the bat.

And the vibe was negative.

No, you didn't, honestly. Because he had such good vibes, like, over text.

Yes. And, like, the language barrier was not an issue. It wasn't like that. It was just the fact that he simply couldn't hold a conversation either.

And it was like pulling teeth. And everything I liked, he said he didn't like.

Like basically, he would be like, what's your favorite place to vacation? I was like, or he said, what's your favorite place like in France? I was like, oh my gosh, like Saint-Tropez. I love the south of France. He's like, yeah, like it's so basic. What? Like that vibe.

It was just more his energy. And then he was like, you can only get to Courchevel by jet.

Oh, cool. He was like, yeah, like the runway is really small. So like you can't go there if you don't have a private plane. What?

Looks like I'm not going to Courchevel.

Yeah. He was just like making up bullshit. And then I don't know. He was literally just saying that he didn't like anything I said I liked.

Julia was also, Julia was so tired because we, basically we missed our first flight, not on, it was not our fault, but our last night in Milan, so Sunday night or Saturday night, we went to a late dinner and then we were packing and we were getting picked up in the morning and we just said, we're honestly not tired, so let's just stay up the whole night so we can sleep the whole flight.

And then like at 6 a.m. we look at each other and we're like, we're starving. So we room serviced at 6 in the morning pizza and gelato. It was so good. But then we are at the airport. It's like 10 in the morning and they were like, your plane's in Paris and it's like probably delayed three hours and our layover was two hours. So we were like, Julia's like, let's change our flights now.

We're not going to make it. I was like, we're probably going to make it. We should not change our flights, which is like the most me thing ever.

We should probably change our flights to like a later one or one to the next day, like the soonest one we can get on because we were going to miss our flight. And of course, I was like, we should probably keep the flights because we're probably going to make it.

Yeah, we missed it, obviously. And were you upset? No.

We were like, this is super inconvenient, but now we get to have dinner in Paris.

We went to one of Sylvia's favorite restaurants.

Lay something.

I don't know. I don't know.

Why? Yes, you do.

You love steak and French fries and soup. Yes, you do. You're lying. And bread and butter. What?

And you love, what is it? Like the sea? It's like a shell. Comes in a shell. You know. Snails.

So you like French food and you just lie.

Yeah, I like that.

Guess so.

We were with, yes, mom needed to take the edge off.

I mean, we drank so much.

It was so much fun, but we missed you.

Tonight?

Yeah, what do you want to do? I would absolutely eat that.

Oh, you want to go?

I want that.

We went last Tuesday and it was fucked up.

And we're sending you off.

We're really sad you're leaving.

Detroit. I'm so excited. I can't believe you're finally going to Michigan.

My whole family's going to be there.

They're so good. They're going to be like stage parents.

Yeah.

I know. She texted in the chat. I was like, respectfully, like you didn't have to buy them.

It's really sweet.

That'll be fun.

I need to watch the second episode.

I really like this season. You have to watch season two though.

Okay. Like what?

Theo James puts you to sleep?

What?

Episode two of season three. Well, yeah, because in White Lotus, they have to set the whole scene of everything. They're setting a whole universe, so it's just kind of putting all the pieces together.

All of them.

Should we go? Isn't it in Sicily?

Is it in Sicily?

Yeah, there needs to be clubs. And, like, I want a dinner where I'm on the table shaking my ass.

Then, like, why are we on vacation?

Exactly. I'll sit on the fucking couch at home.

Wait, I need nightlife always.

Always. Okay, so, like, birthday. Birthday.

I need to be, like, seriously, like, upside down on my birthday.

My 21st. Do you have a favorite birthday of all my birthdays?

Yeah. That's not your favorite.

Um... Went to the Polo Lounge.

In Michigan.

That was so fun.

So fun. Also, I feel like there's something that is just like so exciting about, we weren't like new friends, but we had only been friends for like a year.

All things motherhood.

So it kind of was like a newer friendship. There's nothing more fun than when you get to bring like a new friend home from college.

The best.

Yeah.

But, like, I'm going to pause his growing.

In our new life.

We want to go on a double date so badly.

I'm also not picky.

We really want to go on a double date.

Maybe. Our birth story.

I went on a date maybe like two months ago and I made Will go on a date at the exact same time at the exact same place. And then the guy like went to the bathroom after like an hour. I honestly didn't notice even that Will was there yet. And he had been sitting like directly next to me.

Yeah, he sent me a photo of us. And then I looked over and started heaving laughing.

Do you want to kick us off?

Yeah, he was like, he was texting me like, he's cute. Look at the way he just did XYZ. I was like, holy fuck.

Just Tate.

Just Tate.

We were sick.

Because, like, what a waste of a drive to not listen to it.

Right?