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Therapuss with Jake Shane

Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther

Sat, 29 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and guests discussing motherhood?

10.473 - 33.786 Jake Shane

Hi pussies! Happy Friday and welcome back to Therapist. Today we have a special episode for you guys. Me and the other half of my mama tribe, Peyton, came on to talk all things motherhood in this special mama-themed therapist. If you don't know, we have two new babies, Bradley and Justin. We gave birth a few months ago but introduced them to the world a few weeks ago when we...

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34.907 - 50.971 Jake Shane

Found them at – well, I guess that wouldn't make sense with our birthing story. But we found them at the Beverly Glen Pharmacy, and we will get into that in the episode. I love when my best friends come on because it's just like we're just hanging out, and you guys get to watch. I am still on tour. It is amazing. I'm having the best time.

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51.152 - 75.161 Jake Shane

If you still don't have tickets to Live with Jake Shane, go to pastthatpuss.com and click Live with Jake Shane to see if there's a show near you. It is so much fun. They're singing. There's audience participation. It's just, I have the best, best time doing this. And I want all of you guys to be able to come. But yeah, enjoy the episode, pussies. I love you. Hi, pussies. Welcome back to Therapist.

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75.301 - 87.667 Jake Shane

And I know you guys have been waiting for this episode. Me and Pei are, it's our mama tribe. And we are here with our kids, Justin and Bradley. And we are here to talk to you guys about all things mama.

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88.342 - 89.163 Payton Purther

All things motherhood.

89.403 - 90.784 Jake Shane

All things motherhood and all things mom life.

90.824 - 91.464 Payton Purther

In our new life.

91.845 - 93.106 Jake Shane

And so where should we begin?

93.426 - 95.327 Payton Purther

Maybe. Our birth story.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind finding their babies at Beverly Glen Pharmacy?

96.328 - 97.269 Payton Purther

Do you want to kick us off?

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98.229 - 102.873 Jake Shane

Yeah. So basically we went out. We went out.

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103.753 - 104.033 Payton Purther

Yeah.

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104.494 - 108.003 Jake Shane

And we didn't know we were pregnant. We didn't know we were pregnant.

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108.023 - 109.403 Payton Purther

So we had eight martinis at the club.

109.563 - 118.465 Jake Shane

We had eight martinis and we were so nauseous. Like I remember that Uber ride home and I was like holding on for dear life. He kept telling me to get out. What he kept saying?

118.685 - 130.227 Payton Purther

He kept saying, roll the window down. I need to pull over. I said, don't worry. I promise no one's throwing up like this happens. And I, and I promise we are not the type to throw up in an Uber. Like actually, yes, we are. Me.

130.747 - 131.047 Jake Shane

When?

133.768 - 133.968 Payton Purther

Yeah.

Chapter 3: How do Jake and Payton navigate motherhood and social outings with their kids?

232.416 - 234.257 Jake Shane

Ever. It's the best pharmacy ever. They have jelly cats.

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234.317 - 236.979 Payton Purther

They have- Anything you could ever want.

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237.059 - 238.521 Jake Shane

Anything you could ever want, including children.

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238.981 - 251.058 Payton Purther

So we were looking in all the aisles and Jake took a look at the baby doll section. Well, I don't want to call it a baby doll section because they're not baby dolls. Jake took a look in the hospital aisle.

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251.178 - 252.278 Jake Shane

Yeah, it was the hospital aisle.

252.778 - 256.459 Payton Purther

And we fell in love with Bradley and Justin. It was love at first sight.

256.479 - 257.76 Jake Shane

And we discovered we were expecting.

258.7 - 264.302 Payton Purther

It was love at first sight. We bought them in their perfect little boxes. Justin came with a whale.

265.362 - 267.843 Jake Shane

Did Bradley come with anything? Bradley came with a hat, but he lost it.

Chapter 4: What was Peyton’s experience with dating in Milan?

513.963 - 520.949 Payton Purther

Yes. And, like, the language barrier was not an issue. It wasn't like that. It was just the fact that he simply couldn't hold a conversation either.

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521.246 - 522.046 Jake Shane

Yeah, and smelled bad.

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522.106 - 526.147 Payton Purther

And it was like pulling teeth. And everything I liked, he said he didn't like.

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526.227 - 528.428 Jake Shane

What do you mean? What do you mean?

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528.608 - 542.931 Payton Purther

Like basically, he would be like, what's your favorite place to vacation? I was like, or he said, what's your favorite place like in France? I was like, oh my gosh, like Saint-Tropez. I love the south of France. He's like, yeah, like it's so basic. What? Like that vibe.

543.051 - 544.232 Jake Shane

What else did he say he didn't like?

545.232 - 549.893 Payton Purther

It was just more his energy. And then he was like, you can only get to Courchevel by jet.

550.657 - 551.478 Jake Shane

That's actually not true.

551.798 - 557.784 Payton Purther

Oh, cool. He was like, yeah, like the runway is really small. So like you can't go there if you don't have a private plane. What?

Chapter 5: What TV shows and entertainment do Jake and Payton enjoy discussing?

1308.368 - 1308.869 Jake Shane

Yeah.

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1308.929 - 1321.596 Payton Purther

So Jake will make so many plans before he eats dinner. And then the second he's done eating, he's like, I gotta go to bed. Yeah. And I'm like, Jake, like, I'll even call him out, like, before we eat dinner.

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1321.656 - 1324.037 Jake Shane

Like, don't eat too much. Like, we have plans.

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1324.238 - 1339.466 Payton Purther

We have to hang out after this. Like, don't make yourself feel sick. He makes himself feel sick. So we were supposed to watch it together. And then Jake obviously ate too much and made himself uncomfortable and was like, I gotta go watch this in bed. On my computer.

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1340.427 - 1343.85 Jake Shane

And so we did watch it. I did watch it in bed alone. And then you watched it with Julia.

1344.011 - 1348.915 Payton Purther

Yeah, Julia and I watched it at my grandma's house. And I was like turning down the volume. I was like, oof, this one's freaky.

1348.935 - 1350.677 Jake Shane

I forget like how freaky they get.

1351.258 - 1352.199 Payton Purther

I loved it.

1352.419 - 1360.607 Jake Shane

Yeah, I loved it too. I, I, okay, here's what I didn't understand. I didn't understand. Okay, can you remind me of the character's names?

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