Pete Donaldson

elsewhere in the tournament let's move on to New Zealand 1 Egypt 3 a match deep in the middle of the fucking night yeah not having it not having it Egypt came behind to world came from behind to earn their first ever World Cup win their first ever World Cup appearance was back in 1934 which seems absolutely insane what have they been up to well I don't get it because like

They've obviously got a lot of money sloshing around their domestic game.

Do their players just not leave as often because there's enough money there to not get seasoned?

I don't know.

They should have done this before now.

Oh, he's going to get dropped.

He's going to get dropped.

Sub him off.

Sub him off when he comes through.

He's thrown on goal.

The manager's encroaching on the pitch.

Yellow card.

Send on the dog.

Send on the dog.

How did my foot get in a bucket?

the best bit of the World Cup is when you see people who don't normally consume any football at all just suddenly experience the World Cup for the first time and there's quite a few sort of like odd conspiracy theorist Americans who kind of you're joking well who are obsessed with how long Chris Wood's what kind of teeth are those the incisors incisors how long his incisors are and they think he's a human vampire sorry

I just saw a few people talking about it.

It just made me giggle, that's all.

And that is how it gets in the running all day, when Daddy's in charge.

Did you see that New Zealand's Ben Old had to leave the pitch because he had a hole in the front of his shorts?