Pete Donaldson

That was good.

Ben Old's chap was hanging out.

He was in danger of being exposed, wasn't he?

In danger of being revealed, yeah.

It was about as bad as it gets for torn shorts, isn't it?

It's hardly like Zidane's trousers kind of exploding kind of vibes.

It was like your penis.

I can see the fabric that's containing your penis now.

He did have undercrackers on.

Yeah, but it could be just a mesh piece.

I like a mesh lining when I play football.

No, I basically wear swim shorts.

Why?

They're so restrictive.

Yeah, but swim shorts have pockets, and you can sometimes have... Why do you need pockets when you play football?

Right, because I remember doing an 11-a-side, completing an entire match, and the pockets were like a mesh, and I'd put a £10 knot in there.

so I was running around to bribe the referee yeah a really visible £10 knot and we won the match and it was a couple of dodgy referee decisions so I think he just knew that a bribe was on the cards yeah he had his eye on it so there we go did you take the money and put it in his top pocket probably in his top pocket there you go give him a little packet send him on his way get a showy pretty

Yeah, thousands of fans gathered to watch this game in Cairo, despite being at 4am local time.

Good vibes, has to be said.

Especially in that part of the world, especially in that country, the ruling party must be like, what are you doing?