Pete Wicks
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Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
I can't remember that.
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
You know, was the midwife a goalkeeper or were you yanked from your stomach?
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
I think we can get, I think we can work this out.
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
Close your eyes for a minute.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
So close your eyes.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
I can tell you what it is.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
Close your eyes.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
So, go back to that time in your mother's womb.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
That feeling you had.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
Is the feeling of pain coming from your umbilical cord being stretched out by a midwife?
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
It was like a feeling of cold.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
What's the perfect number of pints to have on a night out?
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
Well, I mean, it's all very much dependent on what your alcohol limits are.
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
If it's a lager, I would say the perfect amount of pints is three.
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Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
And then I'd go on to shorts.
Staying Relevant
Pete and Sam’s Worst Dating Advice Yet
If it's Guinness, the perfect amount of pints is 10.