Chapter 1: What unexpected ASMR moment starts the episode?
Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode hosted by me, Sam Thompson, and Peter, James, Jonathan, Joseph, Jezamiah, Jezariah, Jeremiah, Wixx!
This episode contains swearing. If you don't like it, go f*** yourself. It also will contain some ASMR because I awkwardly put in a chocolate lime just before the record that I am just keeping in my mouth. So if you hear some unusual noise, it's just a chocolate lime. Don't panic. All right. But now I don't want to spit it out because I like them. This episode will contain swearing.
No, I've done that. Sorry, chocolate lime's really throwing me off.
It's getting into the brain.
Chapter 2: What is Sam's most played song on Spotify?
Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you. It's just chocolatey, it's limey, it's just goodness. It's so intense. There is a lot of saliva.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
I imagine you'll all sort of enjoy that as much as I am. I just want you to share the pleasure. This is the bonus episode, which means it is Thursday. You'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday.
And Monday's main episode, which came out audibly on the Monday, you can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm last night, which was Wednesday, which means you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday. As this is the bonus episode, if you want to feature in this, then you can email the worst email address in the world, which is... Hello at srproductions.co.uk.
Rate, review, hit follow, do all of that crap. You know the score. A little bit of housekeeping. Yeah. Sam, take it away.
Our book is now available in paperback. That's right. You can get the same book, but now it's paperback.
And we're treating you. We've made it red. Wow. Something different.
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Chapter 3: How do Pete and Sam learn Gen Z slang?
Red for love, for hearts, because we love you. Sunday Times bestseller. You know, we thought to ourselves, the blue's done well. Let's just mix it up because we're crazy cats. Crazy cats. You know, it's just something a little bit kind of cheeky. It's going to be crazy out in here. We go a little cheeky red. So if you are looking for it in the paperback version, it's the same but red.
Give us a finger.
Finger our books. Just lick the tip and turn the page. Turn the page.
emails for you now take it away with the emails boys i even heard that take it away boys how are we thoroughly enjoyed your spotify rap last year can we now find out your most played artist slash song of all time they have a new feature going through your entire listening history wow i can't even begin to imagine what this is going to be that's from holly i cannot wait to see this okay just
On Spotify. Where do I find the homepage? Sort of on silent, I think would be better.
Turn it down.
Your first day on Spotify was 23rd of January, 2020.
Mine was the 29th of June, 2019. Since then, I've listened to 2,028 songs. Okay.
I've listened to 3,879 songs. Oh, you are absolutely.
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Chapter 4: What are the differences between innies and outies?
Is peak bad?
Yeah. Can you give us a rendition of it?
Well, I want to take my horse to the old town road.
I want to ride till I can't no more. Good.
Pippa, stop thinking we're fucking lame. We're cool millennials.
Yeah, millennials.
Yeah. Am I a millennial? Millennial?
Yeah, I think you are.
You're on the cusp of being a boomer.
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Chapter 5: What is the perfect number of pints before things go downhill?
kind of from the same era well they wouldn't really say anymore but it's in the same era as like peng like oh you look peng what as in like penguin what like you look peng today you look leng leng too leng leng and peng so what's what what's what's leng peng they're a bit out of fashion now but it means good looking
What, so rather than just saying you're beautiful, you go, you're Leng Peng? Oh, God, what would you do?
No, you don't use them in conjunction.
What would you do if people... What, it's Leng or Peng?
Yeah.
All right, what's Feng?
Is that right?
Yeah, Leng is, like, better than Peng. Leng is, like, top level.
Peng's like your fish.
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Chapter 6: How do Pete and Sam define unattractive vs annoying people in dating?
I've tried to help you there, Tilly, but I don't know if there's anything we could do from these... Well, just give us some more context.
And listen, if all else fails and you're 21... Ask him to block her. Well, yeah, you could do that.
Actually, why not a little bit? You know, we're not here to give good advice. We might as well tit for tat. Why don't you slide in some dims? Oh, God, I thought you were wondering where we were going with that. Let's give some bad advice for a bit, you know. Actually, go out and, like, you know, shag someone.
You know? Get in there. Yeah, you're 21. It's legal. It's legal.
bad advice for you so if you want some stellar advice like this then make sure you email in to the best email address in the world hello at srproductions.co.uk I said it was the best email address in the world there it's not it's the worst if you were given the worst advice to Tilly right now what would it be within reason not like murder or anything like that like within reason um what's the worst thing she could do that she could conceivably you could see her doing
Dump him, shag his dad.
Oh, nice. Nice.
Was that the level you were at? That was good. Okay, all right. What about you? What would you say?
I don't think I could beat that. That's pretty damn good. I would say, if I were you, I'd tit for tat it.
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