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Next, she's a comedian and host of the podcast Fake the Nation, who you can see performing at TED in Vancouver next week. It's Nagin Farsad. And making her debut on our panel, she's an Emmy and Grammy-nominated comedian and host of the podcast Handsome. You can find all her upcoming live shows at tignitaro.com. That's right, it is Tignitaro. from one twin mother to another. Also a twin mother.

Next, she's a comedian and host of the podcast Fake the Nation, who you can see performing at TED in Vancouver next week. It's Nagin Farsad. And making her debut on our panel, she's an Emmy and Grammy-nominated comedian and host of the podcast Handsome. You can find all her upcoming live shows at tignitaro.com. That's right, it is Tignitaro. from one twin mother to another. Also a twin mother.

Next, she's a comedian and host of the podcast Fake the Nation, who you can see performing at TED in Vancouver next week. It's Nagin Farsad. And making her debut on our panel, she's an Emmy and Grammy-nominated comedian and host of the podcast Handsome. You can find all her upcoming live shows at tignitaro.com. That's right, it is Tignitaro. from one twin mother to another. Also a twin mother.

Well, welcome to our show, Alexis. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to go? I'm ready. All right.

Well, welcome to our show, Alexis. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to go? I'm ready. All right.

Well, welcome to our show, Alexis. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from this week's news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to go? I'm ready. All right.

For your first quote, here is the President of the United States making a major announcement in the White House Rose Garden.

For your first quote, here is the President of the United States making a major announcement in the White House Rose Garden.

For your first quote, here is the President of the United States making a major announcement in the White House Rose Garden.

That was President Trump on Wednesday explaining why he was slapping what on almost every other country on the globe?

That was President Trump on Wednesday explaining why he was slapping what on almost every other country on the globe?

That was President Trump on Wednesday explaining why he was slapping what on almost every other country on the globe?

It would be tariffs. Tariffs. On Wednesday, April 2nd, which he christened Liberation Day, President Trump announced the highest tariffs in history, and the world did not like it. The next day, Thursday, the Wall Street Journal actually ran out of words for how badly the stock market was tanking. It was like, Dow plunges, S&P 500 crumbles, the NASDAQ gets its junk stuck in a zipper. Right?

It would be tariffs. Tariffs. On Wednesday, April 2nd, which he christened Liberation Day, President Trump announced the highest tariffs in history, and the world did not like it. The next day, Thursday, the Wall Street Journal actually ran out of words for how badly the stock market was tanking. It was like, Dow plunges, S&P 500 crumbles, the NASDAQ gets its junk stuck in a zipper. Right?

It would be tariffs. Tariffs. On Wednesday, April 2nd, which he christened Liberation Day, President Trump announced the highest tariffs in history, and the world did not like it. The next day, Thursday, the Wall Street Journal actually ran out of words for how badly the stock market was tanking. It was like, Dow plunges, S&P 500 crumbles, the NASDAQ gets its junk stuck in a zipper. Right?

I'm sure you guys celebrated Liberation Day in the manner of your own families and customs, right?

I'm sure you guys celebrated Liberation Day in the manner of your own families and customs, right?

I'm sure you guys celebrated Liberation Day in the manner of your own families and customs, right?

Yeah, of course. Because you are a... Lesbian. Right. Now, this is true. This is absolutely true. The markets cratered so badly in the 24 hours after this tariff announcement that the world's 500 richest people, including, of course, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, lost a combined $200 billion in just one day. But, but, wait a minute. Cat rules. But there was also bad news.

Yeah, of course. Because you are a... Lesbian. Right. Now, this is true. This is absolutely true. The markets cratered so badly in the 24 hours after this tariff announcement that the world's 500 richest people, including, of course, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, lost a combined $200 billion in just one day. But, but, wait a minute. Cat rules. But there was also bad news.