Peter Sagal

Yeah, of course. Because you are a... Lesbian. Right. Now, this is true. This is absolutely true. The markets cratered so badly in the 24 hours after this tariff announcement that the world's 500 richest people, including, of course, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, lost a combined $200 billion in just one day. But, but, wait a minute. Cat rules. But there was also bad news.

For example, the day after the tariffs were announced, the U.S. dollar became weaker than the euro, the British pound, the Australian dollar, and those arcade tickets where you need 500 to get one low pop.

For example, the day after the tariffs were announced, the U.S. dollar became weaker than the euro, the British pound, the Australian dollar, and those arcade tickets where you need 500 to get one low pop.

For example, the day after the tariffs were announced, the U.S. dollar became weaker than the euro, the British pound, the Australian dollar, and those arcade tickets where you need 500 to get one low pop.

Really?

Really?

Really?

All right, Alexis, your next quote comes from legendary Chicago newscaster Bill Curtis right before the great Topeka tornado of 1966. For God's sake, take cover. That would be a lot harder for him to do now because thanks to government cuts, what is about to become a lot less accurate? Weather reporting? Weather forecast, that's right.

All right, Alexis, your next quote comes from legendary Chicago newscaster Bill Curtis right before the great Topeka tornado of 1966. For God's sake, take cover. That would be a lot harder for him to do now because thanks to government cuts, what is about to become a lot less accurate? Weather reporting? Weather forecast, that's right.

All right, Alexis, your next quote comes from legendary Chicago newscaster Bill Curtis right before the great Topeka tornado of 1966. For God's sake, take cover. That would be a lot harder for him to do now because thanks to government cuts, what is about to become a lot less accurate? Weather reporting? Weather forecast, that's right.

Thanks to cuts to the National Weather Service, weather forecasts are about to become a lot less accurate and useful. But think about it. Now, talking about the weather with your in-laws will be that much more exciting. Who knows what's going to happen? Part of the reason for these cuts is, people believe, to eventually privatize the weather forecasting industry.

Thanks to cuts to the National Weather Service, weather forecasts are about to become a lot less accurate and useful. But think about it. Now, talking about the weather with your in-laws will be that much more exciting. Who knows what's going to happen? Part of the reason for these cuts is, people believe, to eventually privatize the weather forecasting industry.

Thanks to cuts to the National Weather Service, weather forecasts are about to become a lot less accurate and useful. But think about it. Now, talking about the weather with your in-laws will be that much more exciting. Who knows what's going to happen? Part of the reason for these cuts is, people believe, to eventually privatize the weather forecasting industry.

So, if you want to know, say, if it's going to rain, okay, that's free. But if you want to know what it's going to be raining, water, men, then you need weather premium.

So, if you want to know, say, if it's going to rain, okay, that's free. But if you want to know what it's going to be raining, water, men, then you need weather premium.

So, if you want to know, say, if it's going to rain, okay, that's free. But if you want to know what it's going to be raining, water, men, then you need weather premium.

I'm glad, yes. Things will be so unpredictable that people will be betting on multi-day forecast parlays on FanDuel. And you know, but it might be fun to like engage in like the nostalgia to through the days before we had like reliable scientific weather forecast, right?

I'm glad, yes. Things will be so unpredictable that people will be betting on multi-day forecast parlays on FanDuel. And you know, but it might be fun to like engage in like the nostalgia to through the days before we had like reliable scientific weather forecast, right?

I'm glad, yes. Things will be so unpredictable that people will be betting on multi-day forecast parlays on FanDuel. And you know, but it might be fun to like engage in like the nostalgia to through the days before we had like reliable scientific weather forecast, right?

We'll have to go back to peering at the horizon from the front porch of the ranch house and saying, mama, get the cows in the basement.