Peter Sagal

Yeah.

Oh, it'd be so weird because like all restaurants that have just piles of abandoned drone umbrellas just sort of hovering there sadly.

Here is your next limerick.

Yes.

That's right.

Cat owners are struggling with a big problem.

All the hotels and stores that say they're pet-friendly...

By pet, just mean dogs.

Maybe it's because bringing your dog on vacation makes sense, but bringing your cat on vacation is insane.

Look, Frisky, the Berkshires.

That explains the look in their faces in their little cat carriers.

A movie, that's right.

We all remember when the teacher rolling into TV and playing a movie was the best thing that could happen in a classroom, but now professors complain that even film students no longer have the attention span to make it through an entire movie.

If you are a film student, you're signing up to watch boring movies.

That's how we know they're art.

That's probably the problem.

They can't do it.

Yeah.

Some professors got, this is all true, got so tired of trying to get their students to come down to the screening room and sit through a whole movie, they said, okay, fine, you can stream the movie for the assignment online, but then they found out that they often don't finish the movie.

This is true, one professor did that, and then, as a test, asked the students how the movie ended, and half of them did not know.