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Librarian Mychal Threets talks rebooting Reading Rainbow and our panel eats goo
07 Feb 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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From NPR at WPEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm the reason everybody's throwing Super Bill parties this weekend. Bill Curtis. And here's your host at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. You're very kind. We do have a great show for you today. Later on, we're going to be talking to Michael Threats. He is the new host of the rebooted Reading Rainbow. This will be a treat for those of you who spent your childhood in libraries instead of playing sports or getting invited to fun parties, which, let me check our latest audience data.
That is, it's all of you. So you'll enjoy this. But first we want to see if your reading has prepared you to answer some questions about the week's news. So give us a call at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Now let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hi, it's Nathan from Overland Park, Kansas. Overland Park, Kansas. Heard of it.
What do you do there? I'm a paralegal. You're a paralegal, which I always thought sounded cooler than it is. Yeah, it sounds a lot cooler than it is. Yeah, it's like you have paratrooper, that's cool, right? So paralegal, I figured, would be somebody who leaps in and drops in from airplanes to do law. Yeah, all I do is keep lawyers on target. Really? Yeah.
Do you have to like physically grab them sometimes and just like point them right? It hasn't happened yet, but it wouldn't surprise me. I bet. Well, Nathan, welcome to our show. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First up, it is a humorous woodworker whose podcast, The Baudet Problem, debuts soon. Listen to the pilot over at hatchspace.org. It's Tom Baudet. Hi, Nathan. Hey, Tom.
Hi.
Next, he's the co-host of the podcast, The Nightly, and is performing at the Fittler Club in Philadelphia, February 20th and 21st. It's Josh Gondelman. Hello. How are you doing?
Thank you for all your power work.
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Chapter 2: How is Mychal Threets rebooting Reading Rainbow?
It's a contest between two different brands of terrible coffee. The Seahawks versus the Patriots, it's not the marquee matchup the NFL hoped for. For example, out of more than 100 players on both rosters, not a single one of them is engaged to Taylor Swift.
Look, it's not that exciting because everybody's on the same side of this. I, like everyone in America, am a New England Patriots fan, and so there's just no tension. They truly are America's team. Everybody loves them, and everybody is on board with the thing I just said. But here's a question.
You are a genuine Patriots fan. Yeah. And everybody hated the Patriots for a long time.
And that just made me stronger. I understand that. Chicagoans, you understand that.
Yes. You thrive in their hatred. But so then the people associated with the hated Patriots, namely Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, they left and moved on to other things and much, much younger women. And.
Well, see, Bill Belichick, people don't, Bill Belichick is an innovator on the field and off. Most people criticize an old man for dating a woman half his age. He said, no, I'm going to date a woman one third my age. People said it couldn't be done mathematically. I know.
I didn't know the Super Bowl was this weekend.
You didn't. You didn't come up in your social schedule.
Nor theirs.
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Chapter 3: What unique challenges do librarians face today?
And our son, Max, earnestly asked, well, if that does happen, can I still play with it? Yeah.
Yeah, we call him Coley.
Yeah, I was about to say, maybe that's where Coley came from, some bad child. I mean, Coley, I don't know what it is.
My son isn't bad.
Okay, your son I'm sure is.
We were just threatening him. I understand. He's a lovely child.
Meanwhile, Coley is definitely looking at a trademark lawsuit from E. Coley, the mascot of diarrhea.
It does seem like if you're diarrhea, you'd want a mascot.
You would, yeah. If you're diarrhea, you're sitting around with your marketing people and you're going, look, we've got to do something about my reputation. Generations of negative PR. All right, your final quote is from an article in the New York Times about the hottest new dining trend. Waste no time chewing.
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Chapter 4: How does the panel prepare for the Super Bowl?
Well, it's like that. It's like that, yeah. Have you ever flown on a plane where in the middle seat there's like these little scratch marks on the tray? Yeah, the hours of the flight.
I got trouble on the left, trouble on the right, nothing that's loving in the middle of the room. I got trouble on the left, trouble on the right, nothing that's loving in the middle of the room.
Coming up, a secret is revealed in our bluff, the listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT-TO-PLAY. We'll be back in a minute with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR.
From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Tig Notaro, Josh Gondelman, and Tom Beaudet. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Sagal.
Thank you so much, Bill, right now. Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
Right now, it is time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Bluff, the listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play our game in the air. Hi, you are on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
Hi, Peter. My name is Laura, and I'm from Durango, Colorado.
Oh, Durango is a beautiful place. I have been there. What do you do there?
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Chapter 5: What humorous stories emerge from the panelists' discussions?
How was your night? Justin turned to face her. Haley? Haley looks hard at the father of her child. Are record sales this bad? What? It turns out that both of them were craving some hoi polloi FaceTime and ended up with each other. Haley said she was just relieved that Justin was wearing pants.
So, one of these secrets got out this week. Was it from Josh Gondelman, a boxer revealed to the world that he was bald when his opponent hit him so hard his toupee flew off? From Tig Notaro, Miss Manner's daughter discovers that her genteel mother wasn't always like that? Or from Tom Beaudet, Justin Bieber secretly drives an Uber under an alias and was discovered when he picked up his wife.
Which of these was the real secret revealed this week?
I think I'll have to go with Josh's story just to support toupee-wearing men everywhere.
All right. You're going to go with Josh's story about the boxer whose toupee flew off when he got hit that hard. Well... We actually have here some tape of the person whose secret was revealed.
I've had here before. Thank God.
Hopefully it goes back. But it's cool. That was boxer Jarrell Miller talking about how he had his toupee knocked off this week.
I think you accidentally played Miss Manners.
It's possible, yeah. That's what she really sounds like. You've never heard her, have you? You've only seen her picture. Congratulations, Laura, you got it right. You earned a point for Josh and you've won our prize, the voice of your choice on your voicemail. Congratulations, thank you so much for playing. And now the game we call Not My Job.
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Chapter 6: How does the concept of nutrient goo come into play?
And he was like, okay, you're all about it. That's okay. It's all right.
Whatever works.
It's okay. The giant biker across the room getting a tattoo of DW on his chest kind of nodded in respect.
Mr. Ratburn, let the meat taste it.
You spent so much time at your hometown library, eventually you went back and got a job there, and you eventually became head librarian, right? I did, yes.
I got my library card at that same library as a kid. Excuse me, I became a shelver. I went to college, got my bachelor's degree, got my master's degree, became a children's librarian, and then a marketing librarian, and then I eventually became the supervising librarian at that same thing.
Wow, and once you acquired that immense power, what is the first thing you did with it?
Did you shush someone?
Oh, yeah. You know what? I think a lot of people learn that once you become a library person, you're not a true library person until you've been shushed by someone visiting the library. And I've been shushed by anywhere from 12 to 15 people talking to the visitors at the desk, other co-workers, and they're like, sir. This is a library. You work here.
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Chapter 7: What insights does Mychal Threets share about library joy?
You ready to do this? I'll give it a try for you. Give it a try. Here's your first question. Packs of Skittles come in a variety of different flavors, from the classic flavors to tropical fruit flavors. Well, one limited edition flavor that came out in 2019 was not so successful. Which was it? A, suppository Skittles. LAUGHTER B, zombie Skittles, where one in every 20 Skittles tasted rotten.
Or C, Zootopia Skittles, each designed to taste like each of the star animals in that movie.
LAUGHTER Man.
Penguin flavored.
Since it's Skittles, I'm trying to channel Marshawn Lynch, and I think I'm going to go with suppository Skittles. Suppository Skittles.
Truly the most beast mode of all Skittles. Truly, truly. No, it was zombie Skittles. Really? It really was. Zombie Skittles flavors included petrifying citrus punch, mummified melon, and every now and then, rotten zombie. Wow. Wow. All right, this is all right. You've got two more chances.
In 2018, a spokesman for Mars, the company that makes Skittles, had to issue an official statement to shut down a conspiracy theory that was spreading like wildfire, alleging what? A, Skittles are actually candied fish roe. B, all Skittles take exactly the same, they're just in different colors. Or C, each of them has a microdose of cocaine, which is why they're so addictive.
Oh. I really want to go with C, and I'm going to be so sad if it is C, but I'm going to go with B. You're right.
The rumor was that all Skittles taste exactly the same, they just have different colors. It's not true, and I am proud to say it was a rumor started by a report on NPR. There you go. All right, this is great, Michael. If you get this last one, you win. Skittles are known for their very weird commercials. Which of these was a real Skittles commercial that was broadcast somewhere in the world?
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Chapter 8: What predictions do the panelists make about Super Bowl ads?
No, not Richard. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Epstein.
No. Epstein's first name. Yes, Richard Epstein.
Just a real mean podiatrist. What's his name? Come on.
It is.
It's Epstein. It's like, it's, God, I, nobody tell him. Like, listen, this is elder abuse right here. This is what you're doing.
Okay, but the good news is we now know who is not on that list.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, right. Happy to be that.
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