Tom Bodett

There was a cop right there eating and he didn't believe me. Biochemist Andrea Michaels says, this particular spandex synthetic fabric not only disintegrates instantly on contact with boysenberry syrup, but also erodes any other fabric the combination has contact with. It's a phenomenon we've never encountered before. Not that many people use the boysenberry syrup.

There was a cop right there eating and he didn't believe me. Biochemist Andrea Michaels says, this particular spandex synthetic fabric not only disintegrates instantly on contact with boysenberry syrup, but also erodes any other fabric the combination has contact with. It's a phenomenon we've never encountered before. Not that many people use the boysenberry syrup.

The Prescott, Arizona Methodist Church pancake prayer breakfast had several exposures that included Arizona State Legislator Quang Nguyen and Pastor Paul Matlock. I didn't even want boysenberry syrup. It was the only one not being used, claims Pastor Matlock.

The Prescott, Arizona Methodist Church pancake prayer breakfast had several exposures that included Arizona State Legislator Quang Nguyen and Pastor Paul Matlock. I didn't even want boysenberry syrup. It was the only one not being used, claims Pastor Matlock.

You can tell it's not hard for him at all. He's just trying to get you off his back.

You can tell it's not hard for him at all. He's just trying to get you off his back.

Um, the star comes and lives with you for a weekend.

Um, the star comes and lives with you for a weekend.

Yeah, I, De Niro.

Yeah, I, De Niro.

Yeah, no, he stayed with me for a weekend.

Yeah, no, he stayed with me for a weekend.

You know, he's a nice guy, but cursing.

You know, he's a nice guy, but cursing.

Yeah, there's a reach. You know, even like when a celebrity comes out with their own, right? You know, you're like, okay, did they go in the lab and make that? No. Did they like take scrapings from them and make it? No. You know, I remember when Cher first, she was one of the first celebrities to have her own scent. And I just, it just always irked me somehow.

Yeah, there's a reach. You know, even like when a celebrity comes out with their own, right? You know, you're like, okay, did they go in the lab and make that? No. Did they like take scrapings from them and make it? No. You know, I remember when Cher first, she was one of the first celebrities to have her own scent. And I just, it just always irked me somehow.

I just, you know, I like Cher, but I don't want to smell like her necessarily.

I just, you know, I like Cher, but I don't want to smell like her necessarily.

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

Yeah. Peter, you got a little something on your head.

Yeah. Peter, you got a little something on your head.

Yeah. You go to Michael's for men, too?

Yeah. You go to Michael's for men, too?

So are these women models in women's clothes?

So are these women models in women's clothes?

Wow. Do you see why I feel I don't belong on the earth? I know. Wow. I would not, A, do that, and B, I would not enjoy viewing that.

Wow. Do you see why I feel I don't belong on the earth? I know. Wow. I would not, A, do that, and B, I would not enjoy viewing that.

Is this like a...

Is this like a...

A study found between extreme depression?

A study found between extreme depression?

No, not that I could find. I'm self-employed, so I knew the note was coming.

No, not that I could find. I'm self-employed, so I knew the note was coming.

Yeah. Usually there's a little drawer for that.

Yeah. Usually there's a little drawer for that.

That's a job opening there in Japan, if anybody's looking.

That's a job opening there in Japan, if anybody's looking.

I'll tell you something. Sometimes I see that look in my eye, and I know.

I'll tell you something. Sometimes I see that look in my eye, and I know.

Tom Bodette. In a world where it's all about the stuff, Amazon presents A Good Day to Buy Hard.

Tom Bodette. In a world where it's all about the stuff, Amazon presents A Good Day to Buy Hard.

And Paula Poundstone. They're going to take over Jaws. They're going to buy the Jaws franchise. They're going to make Jaws 5, and the tagline will be, this time, no one cares.

And Paula Poundstone. They're going to take over Jaws. They're going to buy the Jaws franchise. They're going to make Jaws 5, and the tagline will be, this time, no one cares.

You're not a baseball fan, are you? There'll be a little port that'll just spit out sunflower seeds every once in a while.

You're not a baseball fan, are you? There'll be a little port that'll just spit out sunflower seeds every once in a while.

I beseech your judgment. Wow, it seems like there's a lot of jobs opening up for robots. I think when I get that prompt, are you a robot? I'm going to start saying yes. You're hired. Yeah.

I beseech your judgment. Wow, it seems like there's a lot of jobs opening up for robots. I think when I get that prompt, are you a robot? I'm going to start saying yes. You're hired. Yeah.

Good idea. Yeah, Elon Musk can send out a note to the robots, tell me five things you did this week. Is there ever an end to the baseball season?

Good idea. Yeah, Elon Musk can send out a note to the robots, tell me five things you did this week. Is there ever an end to the baseball season?

I feel like... Another fan.

I feel like... Another fan.

Well, I just... It's not that I dislike it. I just feel like, well, aren't there some months where they play it and then they stop?

Well, I just... It's not that I dislike it. I just feel like, well, aren't there some months where they play it and then they stop?

But then there's more talk about it.

But then there's more talk about it.

I hope when you give me hints, they're a lot like that last one, because that was all but packaged for Adam.

I hope when you give me hints, they're a lot like that last one, because that was all but packaged for Adam.

What? That's a side effect of a birth control?

What? That's a side effect of a birth control?

That's really specific. That's so specific.

That's really specific. That's so specific.

That is weird. You know, I'd like to see some more studies on that. I think that's a little weird. I think their sample size was one.

That is weird. You know, I'd like to see some more studies on that. I think that's a little weird. I think their sample size was one.

No, I disagree. I think, again, I feel that Ringo is within... More parameters, right. Yeah, yeah. Reasonable parameters. I have no reason to go on birth control, but I would be willing to go on birth control and worry about Ringo.

No, I disagree. I think, again, I feel that Ringo is within... More parameters, right. Yeah, yeah. Reasonable parameters. I have no reason to go on birth control, but I would be willing to go on birth control and worry about Ringo.

I just can't contribute to this.

I just can't contribute to this.

You can after you take this.

You can after you take this.

Probably.

Probably.

Hootie and the Bluefish, yeah.

Hootie and the Bluefish, yeah.

Okay, so there is a side effect where you mispronounce older bands' names. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the bottles. I love the bottles. Yeah. Oh, Peter, Paul and Murray. Oh my God. I love them.

Okay, so there is a side effect where you mispronounce older bands' names. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the bottles. I love the bottles. Yeah. Oh, Peter, Paul and Murray. Oh my God. I love them.

Before you head down to the river with your fly rod to outsmart some fish, you might think about wearing something other than your lucky shirt. Fish, it turns out, can remember what you wore last week when they watched you yank their buddy out of the weeds by the lips. They won't look at a thing you throw them.

Before you head down to the river with your fly rod to outsmart some fish, you might think about wearing something other than your lucky shirt. Fish, it turns out, can remember what you wore last week when they watched you yank their buddy out of the weeds by the lips. They won't look at a thing you throw them.

Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Animal Behavior have established through a series of experiments with actual fish over 12 days in the Mediterranean that fish can remember what people wear. The experiments were based on divers feeding fish while dressed one way and noting how the fish would go to any diver dressed that way and would not go back to the same diver dressed another way.

Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Animal Behavior have established through a series of experiments with actual fish over 12 days in the Mediterranean that fish can remember what people wear. The experiments were based on divers feeding fish while dressed one way and noting how the fish would go to any diver dressed that way and would not go back to the same diver dressed another way.

It's science. Researcher Malin Tomasek said in a statement, it really shows that we have strong misconceptions of fish cognition. The team hopes their study could make humans reconsider the way they treat fish. Like maybe don't keep changing your clothes when you feed them just to mess with their little heads.

It's science. Researcher Malin Tomasek said in a statement, it really shows that we have strong misconceptions of fish cognition. The team hopes their study could make humans reconsider the way they treat fish. Like maybe don't keep changing your clothes when you feed them just to mess with their little heads.

Police in Bay City, Wisconsin arrested Virginia Welpner at the local International House of Pancakes on a charge of indecent exposure. I spilled boysenberry syrup on my lap. I thought it was maple, says Welpner. I was halfway to the ladies' room before the whole top of my leggings was just gone. I wasn't just running around the IHOP with my Mary Ellen on display.

Police in Bay City, Wisconsin arrested Virginia Welpner at the local International House of Pancakes on a charge of indecent exposure. I spilled boysenberry syrup on my lap. I thought it was maple, says Welpner. I was halfway to the ladies' room before the whole top of my leggings was just gone. I wasn't just running around the IHOP with my Mary Ellen on display.

There was a cop right there eating and he didn't believe me. Biochemist Andrea Michaels says, this particular spandex synthetic fabric not only disintegrates instantly on contact with boysenberry syrup, but also erodes any other fabric the combination has contact with. It's a phenomenon we've never encountered before. Not that many people use the boysenberry syrup.

The Prescott, Arizona Methodist Church pancake prayer breakfast had several exposures that included Arizona State Legislator Quang Nguyen and Pastor Paul Matlock. I didn't even want boysenberry syrup. It was the only one not being used, claims Pastor Matlock.

You can tell it's not hard for him at all. He's just trying to get you off his back.

Um, the star comes and lives with you for a weekend.

Yeah, I, De Niro.

Yeah, no, he stayed with me for a weekend.

You know, he's a nice guy, but cursing.

Yeah, there's a reach. You know, even like when a celebrity comes out with their own, right? You know, you're like, okay, did they go in the lab and make that? No. Did they like take scrapings from them and make it? No. You know, I remember when Cher first, she was one of the first celebrities to have her own scent. And I just, it just always irked me somehow.

I just, you know, I like Cher, but I don't want to smell like her necessarily.

Well, like what they all do, they just put you in an endless loop of options until you reach the one that says, or you can check our website at hp.org, and you won't waste your entire life listening to these options unless you'd like to start again, press 8.

Oh That is so low life, right? I really know what there's God, you know, if we still prosecuted people for crimes, they should be prosecuted

Layering. Oh, layering your antiperspirant? Yeah, your deodorants, yes.

I don't really belong on the earth any longer.

I'm so glad this is just catching on. After raising three teenage boys and going through those periods where the house is just a cloud of complex carbon molecules, Axe body spray, and just trying to imagine that mixed with the old spice.

No, it's a repulsive idea. Really? No, I couldn't.

Yeah. Peter, you got a little something on your head.

Yeah. You go to Michael's for men, too?

So are these women models in women's clothes?

Wow. Do you see why I feel I don't belong on the earth? I know. Wow. I would not, A, do that, and B, I would not enjoy viewing that.

Is this like a...

A study found between extreme depression?

No, not that I could find. I'm self-employed, so I knew the note was coming.

Yeah. Usually there's a little drawer for that.

That's a job opening there in Japan, if anybody's looking.

I'll tell you something. Sometimes I see that look in my eye, and I know.

Tom Bodette. In a world where it's all about the stuff, Amazon presents A Good Day to Buy Hard.

And Paula Poundstone. They're going to take over Jaws. They're going to buy the Jaws franchise. They're going to make Jaws 5, and the tagline will be, this time, no one cares.

You're not a baseball fan, are you? There'll be a little port that'll just spit out sunflower seeds every once in a while.

I beseech your judgment. Wow, it seems like there's a lot of jobs opening up for robots. I think when I get that prompt, are you a robot? I'm going to start saying yes. You're hired. Yeah.

Good idea. Yeah, Elon Musk can send out a note to the robots, tell me five things you did this week. Is there ever an end to the baseball season?

I feel like... Another fan.

Well, I just... It's not that I dislike it. I just feel like, well, aren't there some months where they play it and then they stop?

But then there's more talk about it.

I hope when you give me hints, they're a lot like that last one, because that was all but packaged for Adam.

What? That's a side effect of a birth control?

That's really specific. That's so specific.

That is weird. You know, I'd like to see some more studies on that. I think that's a little weird. I think their sample size was one.

No, I disagree. I think, again, I feel that Ringo is within... More parameters, right. Yeah, yeah. Reasonable parameters. I have no reason to go on birth control, but I would be willing to go on birth control and worry about Ringo.

I just can't contribute to this.

You can after you take this.

Probably.

Hootie and the Bluefish, yeah.

Okay, so there is a side effect where you mispronounce older bands' names. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the bottles. I love the bottles. Yeah. Oh, Peter, Paul and Murray. Oh my God. I love them.

Before you head down to the river with your fly rod to outsmart some fish, you might think about wearing something other than your lucky shirt. Fish, it turns out, can remember what you wore last week when they watched you yank their buddy out of the weeds by the lips. They won't look at a thing you throw them.

Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Animal Behavior have established through a series of experiments with actual fish over 12 days in the Mediterranean that fish can remember what people wear. The experiments were based on divers feeding fish while dressed one way and noting how the fish would go to any diver dressed that way and would not go back to the same diver dressed another way.

It's science. Researcher Malin Tomasek said in a statement, it really shows that we have strong misconceptions of fish cognition. The team hopes their study could make humans reconsider the way they treat fish. Like maybe don't keep changing your clothes when you feed them just to mess with their little heads.

Police in Bay City, Wisconsin arrested Virginia Welpner at the local International House of Pancakes on a charge of indecent exposure. I spilled boysenberry syrup on my lap. I thought it was maple, says Welpner. I was halfway to the ladies' room before the whole top of my leggings was just gone. I wasn't just running around the IHOP with my Mary Ellen on display.