Peter Sagal

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Well, welcome to the show, Andrew.

Alzo Slade right here is going to read you three news-related limericks, but he's going to stop before he finishes.

He's going to leave out the last word or phrase.

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Here's your first limerick.

Yes, a T-Rex.

This week...

A purse made from the recreated skin of a Tyrannosaurus Rex went up for auction in Europe.

Why a T-Rex?

Because nobody can name even one other dinosaur.

And, by the way, if you're trying and failing, Barney does not count.

Now, you might be thinking, wait, they found a living T-Rex and immediately killed it to make a purse?

That's ballsy.

No.

What happened was they grew synthesized skin in a lab from some protein found in a T-Rex fossil, and then they took that synthesized skin and made a purse.

So if you've ever wondered, what was at the gift shop at Jurassic Park, now you know.