Peter Sagal

Thank you, Alzo. Right now, it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Right now, it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me bluff elicitor game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play our game on the air. Or you can always check out the pinned post on our Instagram page, at WaitWaitNPR. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Hey, Femi, how are you? What do you do there in Nashua?

Hey, Femi, how are you? What do you do there in Nashua?

Hey, Femi, how are you? What do you do there in Nashua?

You're like a mortgage farmer. You're out there in the fields tilling the fields, growing mortgages.

You're like a mortgage farmer. You're out there in the fields tilling the fields, growing mortgages.

You're like a mortgage farmer. You're out there in the fields tilling the fields, growing mortgages.

Exactly, yes. A mortgage farmer. Well, Femi, it's nice to have you with us. You're going to play the game in which you have to tell truth from fiction. Also, what is this topic?

Exactly, yes. A mortgage farmer. Well, Femi, it's nice to have you with us. You're going to play the game in which you have to tell truth from fiction. Also, what is this topic?

Exactly, yes. A mortgage farmer. Well, Femi, it's nice to have you with us. You're going to play the game in which you have to tell truth from fiction. Also, what is this topic?

All right. Recently, somebody bought themselves a sweet ride, a 2016 Honda Civic Type R. They did all the usual due diligence. They kicked the tires, checked the car facts, made sure it hadn't said anything racist on Twitter. But nonetheless, the buyer of this car ended up getting quite a surprise.

All right. Recently, somebody bought themselves a sweet ride, a 2016 Honda Civic Type R. They did all the usual due diligence. They kicked the tires, checked the car facts, made sure it hadn't said anything racist on Twitter. But nonetheless, the buyer of this car ended up getting quite a surprise.

All right. Recently, somebody bought themselves a sweet ride, a 2016 Honda Civic Type R. They did all the usual due diligence. They kicked the tires, checked the car facts, made sure it hadn't said anything racist on Twitter. But nonetheless, the buyer of this car ended up getting quite a surprise.

Our panelists are going to tell you about it, pick the real story, and you will win the weight-waiter of your choice on your voicemail. Are you ready to play? I am. All right. Our first 2016 Civic comes from Roy Blunt Jr.

Our panelists are going to tell you about it, pick the real story, and you will win the weight-waiter of your choice on your voicemail. Are you ready to play? I am. All right. Our first 2016 Civic comes from Roy Blunt Jr.

Our panelists are going to tell you about it, pick the real story, and you will win the weight-waiter of your choice on your voicemail. Are you ready to play? I am. All right. Our first 2016 Civic comes from Roy Blunt Jr.

This Honda Civic came with apparently a multi-generational family of performing mice. Your next pre-owned parable comes from Shantira Jackson.

This Honda Civic came with apparently a multi-generational family of performing mice. Your next pre-owned parable comes from Shantira Jackson.

This Honda Civic came with apparently a multi-generational family of performing mice. Your next pre-owned parable comes from Shantira Jackson.

A woman buys a car to find that it's a valuable racer, which she discovers by someone taking it and racing it every night while making improvements. Your last story of a wowie about somebody's whip comes from Luke Burbank.