Peter Sagal

There you got it.

Good, good, good.

A man sued Air Canada for $5,000 for medical expenses and pain and suffering because of an injury he received while eating oatmeal in their airport lounge.

He says he spilled some oatmeal onto his hand and it burned, it burned.

He asked for $5,000.

He claimed that Air Canada was negligent in allowing people to serve themselves from the hot container.

A tribunal said, no, it was not an unreasonable risk, and also said the oatmeal container had a large red flame symbol on the front, warning people it was hot.

The guy said he just thought that meant the oatmeal was extra spicy.

But he really did say, and that was their defense.

They said, you know, we'd say it's hot.

He said that they should have a trained person there to scoop the oatmeal for people to prevent this injury.

Because it's too dangerous.

I appreciate it.

All right.

Here is your next limerick.

We snakes like to seek new domains, but slithering is such a pain.

When home ground seems stale, we start riding the rails.

We snakes like to get on a...

Train?

Train, yes.