Peter Sagal

Everybody's so cynical about this relationship. Oh, she's too controlling. She just wants him for his money. I mean, what has happened to us? Is it so hard to believe someone might want to be with Bill Belichick for the sex? Yeah. Their story blew up this week after she kept trying to control a CBS Sunday morning interview. Like, she is his boss, which maybe she is.

Everybody's so cynical about this relationship. Oh, she's too controlling. She just wants him for his money. I mean, what has happened to us? Is it so hard to believe someone might want to be with Bill Belichick for the sex? Yeah. Their story blew up this week after she kept trying to control a CBS Sunday morning interview. Like, she is his boss, which maybe she is.

Everybody's so cynical about this relationship. Oh, she's too controlling. She just wants him for his money. I mean, what has happened to us? Is it so hard to believe someone might want to be with Bill Belichick for the sex? Yeah. Their story blew up this week after she kept trying to control a CBS Sunday morning interview. Like, she is his boss, which maybe she is.

She now calls herself the COO of Belichick Productions. And she's applied for trademarks on phrases like the Belichick way. And she says this new company will experience rapid growth next year when she can finally legally rent a car.

She now calls herself the COO of Belichick Productions. And she's applied for trademarks on phrases like the Belichick way. And she says this new company will experience rapid growth next year when she can finally legally rent a car.

She now calls herself the COO of Belichick Productions. And she's applied for trademarks on phrases like the Belichick way. And she says this new company will experience rapid growth next year when she can finally legally rent a car.

Well, she is an influencer. She is. She's just influencing one very special person. Remember, he's 73. She's 24. To put that in perspective, their age gap itself is AARP eligible.

Well, she is an influencer. She is. She's just influencing one very special person. Remember, he's 73. She's 24. To put that in perspective, their age gap itself is AARP eligible.

Well, she is an influencer. She is. She's just influencing one very special person. Remember, he's 73. She's 24. To put that in perspective, their age gap itself is AARP eligible.

That was a man talking to the Wall Street Journal about why he is part of a trend of alpha male go-getters who these days are all bragging about waking up when. I don't know. I don't know this. Yeah, well, it's when the alpha worm gets the worm, I guess.

That was a man talking to the Wall Street Journal about why he is part of a trend of alpha male go-getters who these days are all bragging about waking up when. I don't know. I don't know this. Yeah, well, it's when the alpha worm gets the worm, I guess.

That was a man talking to the Wall Street Journal about why he is part of a trend of alpha male go-getters who these days are all bragging about waking up when. I don't know. I don't know this. Yeah, well, it's when the alpha worm gets the worm, I guess.

All right, so this is what happened. I just want you all to know this. I said Worm, and of course these days everybody thinks of RFK Jr., but instead we got JFK Jr., who, as far as we know, has never had a worm. These are the newest trend among guys who are trying to show how competitive and with it and world-beating they are, is they're all getting up at 4 a.m. That's the answer.

All right, so this is what happened. I just want you all to know this. I said Worm, and of course these days everybody thinks of RFK Jr., but instead we got JFK Jr., who, as far as we know, has never had a worm. These are the newest trend among guys who are trying to show how competitive and with it and world-beating they are, is they're all getting up at 4 a.m. That's the answer.

All right, so this is what happened. I just want you all to know this. I said Worm, and of course these days everybody thinks of RFK Jr., but instead we got JFK Jr., who, as far as we know, has never had a worm. These are the newest trend among guys who are trying to show how competitive and with it and world-beating they are, is they're all getting up at 4 a.m. That's the answer.

All the real entrepreneur types are bragging about getting up at 4. They're doing it thanks to viral videos, testosterone-fueled competition with each other, and mountains of cocaine.

All the real entrepreneur types are bragging about getting up at 4. They're doing it thanks to viral videos, testosterone-fueled competition with each other, and mountains of cocaine.

All the real entrepreneur types are bragging about getting up at 4. They're doing it thanks to viral videos, testosterone-fueled competition with each other, and mountains of cocaine.

Well, actually, that's true because one of the things that started this trend was this viral TikTok that went around when this influencer posted his routine for 4 a.m. He says, quote, sin lives late at night. So he goes to bed early, right? There's no one to tempt you at 4 a.m. because no one's awake except, well, damn, when did garbage men get so sexy? Right.

Well, actually, that's true because one of the things that started this trend was this viral TikTok that went around when this influencer posted his routine for 4 a.m. He says, quote, sin lives late at night. So he goes to bed early, right? There's no one to tempt you at 4 a.m. because no one's awake except, well, damn, when did garbage men get so sexy? Right.