Peter Sagal

This is like the geopolitical equivalent of when a guy takes his shirt off and you're like, wait, he has abs?

So we should have it for that reason.

All right, your next quote is from a biologist speaking to the New York Times.

like a bovine Einstein.

She was talking about a particular kind of animal that was observed using tools for the first time.

What is that animal?

A cow?

A cow!

A cow in Australia named Veronica shook the world when she was filmed using a stick as a tool, which nobody had ever observed in cows before.

This is so exciting.

In a few years, somebody is going to be eating the smartest hamburger ever made.

What was she using the stick to do?

She was using it to scratch her own back.

The cow was observed picking up a broom with its mouth and then turning its head and using it to scratch its nether parts.

They have massage chairs.

So as I said, it's so interesting.

It's using the broom and it uses the bristles to get certain parts and it can turn it around and use the other end for different parts as per its preference.

It's pretty sophisticated stuff, right?

Can you imagine?

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