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She got like a Walmart bag, put water, soap, and lobster in the bag. And put it on my foot and wrapped me. What? I swear to God. You are either sadly mistaken or that place needs to be shut down. She put lobster on your feet. Water, soap, lobster. What'd she hand you? Champagne. She gave you a glass of rosé with sea creatures on your feet. Yes, that's a part of the service.

This is not iCarly, and that was not a lobster. There's no way. I swear to God. Do you hear? How big was this lobster? Do you know what a lobster looks like? Not the... I didn't put Mr. Krabs in my shit. Not like a full lobster. That's a crab. That's literally a crab. His name's not Mr. Lobster. It's Mr. Krabs. You idiot. They didn't put Larry the Lobster in my shoe. It was pieces of lobster.

This is not iCarly, and that was not a lobster. There's no way. I swear to God. Do you hear? How big was this lobster? Do you know what a lobster looks like? Not the... I didn't put Mr. Krabs in my shit. Not like a full lobster. That's a crab. That's literally a crab. His name's not Mr. Lobster. It's Mr. Krabs. You idiot. They didn't put Larry the Lobster in my shoe. It was pieces of lobster.

This is not iCarly, and that was not a lobster. There's no way. I swear to God. Do you hear? How big was this lobster? Do you know what a lobster looks like? Not the... I didn't put Mr. Krabs in my shit. Not like a full lobster. That's a crab. That's literally a crab. His name's not Mr. Lobster. It's Mr. Krabs. You idiot. They didn't put Larry the Lobster in my shoe. It was pieces of lobster.

So they decimated a poor lobster. Yes. You could have grilled this. Took his remains. Yes. Nope. What is the benefit? What the fuck? I didn't go to Footology 101. Creep, I'm not Dan Schneider. I just, I just. I just saw whenever she was putting the Walmart sack on my toes that there was chunks of lobster floating around in there. It was the white meat.

So they decimated a poor lobster. Yes. You could have grilled this. Took his remains. Yes. Nope. What is the benefit? What the fuck? I didn't go to Footology 101. Creep, I'm not Dan Schneider. I just, I just. I just saw whenever she was putting the Walmart sack on my toes that there was chunks of lobster floating around in there. It was the white meat.

So they decimated a poor lobster. Yes. You could have grilled this. Took his remains. Yes. Nope. What is the benefit? What the fuck? I didn't go to Footology 101. Creep, I'm not Dan Schneider. I just, I just. I just saw whenever she was putting the Walmart sack on my toes that there was chunks of lobster floating around in there. It was the white meat.

Now, did she specifically and explicitly tell you that was lobster? She doesn't speak English. Then it wasn't lobster. Kim, yes it the f*** was. What kind of nail shop goes, oh, we got a customer. Oh! Oh, that was, no. That came down. That's a little catty wampus. That's a personal foul by me. Yellow card. Oh, we have a customer. Go get the lobsters.

Now, did she specifically and explicitly tell you that was lobster? She doesn't speak English. Then it wasn't lobster. Kim, yes it the f*** was. What kind of nail shop goes, oh, we got a customer. Oh! Oh, that was, no. That came down. That's a little catty wampus. That's a personal foul by me. Yellow card. Oh, we have a customer. Go get the lobsters.

Now, did she specifically and explicitly tell you that was lobster? She doesn't speak English. Then it wasn't lobster. Kim, yes it the f*** was. What kind of nail shop goes, oh, we got a customer. Oh! Oh, that was, no. That came down. That's a little catty wampus. That's a personal foul by me. Yellow card. Oh, we have a customer. Go get the lobsters.

cuts his neck off, and then goes, and rips him to pieces and goes, I think you're starting to be- And then adds some water and some Dawn. What the f*** are we doing in this foot salon? Yeah, and then Epsom's on the tub. Where are you- Where is the- I'm going. Where is this place at? I'm gonna go and document this. The one by my house. Dude. Yes. I need you to look at me.

cuts his neck off, and then goes, and rips him to pieces and goes, I think you're starting to be- And then adds some water and some Dawn. What the f*** are we doing in this foot salon? Yeah, and then Epsom's on the tub. Where are you- Where is the- I'm going. Where is this place at? I'm gonna go and document this. The one by my house. Dude. Yes. I need you to look at me.

cuts his neck off, and then goes, and rips him to pieces and goes, I think you're starting to be- And then adds some water and some Dawn. What the f*** are we doing in this foot salon? Yeah, and then Epsom's on the tub. Where are you- Where is the- I'm going. Where is this place at? I'm gonna go and document this. The one by my house. Dude. Yes. I need you to look at me.

There was an NFL player in there too getting the same thing done. Wasn't Lobster. I need you to look at me. That wasn't Lobster. I swear to God, Google it. Google it. Dude, is Lobster on the feet a part of a foot thing? The- I don't know how to use Google Chat, GPT, the shit. There is zero benefit. I've heard the little itty bitty ones that chew the dead skin.

There was an NFL player in there too getting the same thing done. Wasn't Lobster. I need you to look at me. That wasn't Lobster. I swear to God, Google it. Google it. Dude, is Lobster on the feet a part of a foot thing? The- I don't know how to use Google Chat, GPT, the shit. There is zero benefit. I've heard the little itty bitty ones that chew the dead skin.

There was an NFL player in there too getting the same thing done. Wasn't Lobster. I need you to look at me. That wasn't Lobster. I swear to God, Google it. Google it. Dude, is Lobster on the feet a part of a foot thing? The- I don't know how to use Google Chat, GPT, the shit. There is zero benefit. I've heard the little itty bitty ones that chew the dead skin.

No, there was no live fish in there because I would have had an intrusive thought and I would have stomped. That's why I don't do it. But there was dead, it was like little lobster pieces that you can go get at Eddie V's. I swear to God, it was lobster in the thing. And I felt it between my toes. I was going like this with it. I was playing with it, a little foot in there, a little lobster.

No, there was no live fish in there because I would have had an intrusive thought and I would have stomped. That's why I don't do it. But there was dead, it was like little lobster pieces that you can go get at Eddie V's. I swear to God, it was lobster in the thing. And I felt it between my toes. I was going like this with it. I was playing with it, a little foot in there, a little lobster.

No, there was no live fish in there because I would have had an intrusive thought and I would have stomped. That's why I don't do it. But there was dead, it was like little lobster pieces that you can go get at Eddie V's. I swear to God, it was lobster in the thing. And I felt it between my toes. I was going like this with it. I was playing with it, a little foot in there, a little lobster.

I was toe-f***ing that little lobster. I said, come here, Larry. Dude, did you find anything?