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I was toe-f***ing that little lobster. I said, come here, Larry. Dude, did you find anything?

I was toe-f***ing that little lobster. I said, come here, Larry. Dude, did you find anything?

Me neither. Thank you, Pierce. Okay, for Patreon, right now, we will... If it's cut up, how do you know it's a lobster? Because I... And she didn't say it. She doesn't speak f***ing English, Cam. Exactly. I'm saying you thought it was lobster. It's not lobster. What was it then? Bass? Not lobster! I swear to God, it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we will put a friendly wage on this.

Me neither. Thank you, Pierce. Okay, for Patreon, right now, we will... If it's cut up, how do you know it's a lobster? Because I... And she didn't say it. She doesn't speak f***ing English, Cam. Exactly. I'm saying you thought it was lobster. It's not lobster. What was it then? Bass? Not lobster! I swear to God, it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we will put a friendly wage on this.

Me neither. Thank you, Pierce. Okay, for Patreon, right now, we will... If it's cut up, how do you know it's a lobster? Because I... And she didn't say it. She doesn't speak f***ing English, Cam. Exactly. I'm saying you thought it was lobster. It's not lobster. What was it then? Bass? Not lobster! I swear to God, it was lobster. I swear to God. Cam, we will put a friendly wage on this.

I don't even think it was f***ing fish. I don't think it was food. I'm telling you, they put lobster in my toenails. I'm telling you something. It smelled like hell. No, it was already bagged. Lobster, a bit of warm water, and some Don. Is there a secret recipe to beautiful feet? No. And lobster. I went to go get lobster this weekend, right? I went to a restaurant to go eat dinner. Lobster dinner.

I don't even think it was f***ing fish. I don't think it was food. I'm telling you, they put lobster in my toenails. I'm telling you something. It smelled like hell. No, it was already bagged. Lobster, a bit of warm water, and some Don. Is there a secret recipe to beautiful feet? No. And lobster. I went to go get lobster this weekend, right? I went to a restaurant to go eat dinner. Lobster dinner.

I don't even think it was f***ing fish. I don't think it was food. I'm telling you, they put lobster in my toenails. I'm telling you something. It smelled like hell. No, it was already bagged. Lobster, a bit of warm water, and some Don. Is there a secret recipe to beautiful feet? No. And lobster. I went to go get lobster this weekend, right? I went to a restaurant to go eat dinner. Lobster dinner.

But I just got the calamari because I don't like fish. God, you're a child. So I go up to the... I go into the restaurant... I go into the restaurant, right? And I walk up to the host. It's me, my mom, and my dad. I say, table for three. It is a Saturday afternoon. A little heavy in there, right? There's people waiting.

But I just got the calamari because I don't like fish. God, you're a child. So I go up to the... I go into the restaurant... I go into the restaurant, right? And I walk up to the host. It's me, my mom, and my dad. I say, table for three. It is a Saturday afternoon. A little heavy in there, right? There's people waiting.

But I just got the calamari because I don't like fish. God, you're a child. So I go up to the... I go into the restaurant... I go into the restaurant, right? And I walk up to the host. It's me, my mom, and my dad. I say, table for three. It is a Saturday afternoon. A little heavy in there, right? There's people waiting.

Now, there's people coming in and out of this restaurant, just got done eating. There's people coming in, putting their number in, putting their name in, people sitting down. She goes, it'll be about a 30 to 45-minute wait. Why? That's a very normal thing you hear when you go to a restaurant. Right? They give you a wait time.

Now, there's people coming in and out of this restaurant, just got done eating. There's people coming in, putting their number in, putting their name in, people sitting down. She goes, it'll be about a 30 to 45-minute wait. Why? That's a very normal thing you hear when you go to a restaurant. Right? They give you a wait time.

Now, there's people coming in and out of this restaurant, just got done eating. There's people coming in, putting their number in, putting their name in, people sitting down. She goes, it'll be about a 30 to 45-minute wait. Why? That's a very normal thing you hear when you go to a restaurant. Right? They give you a wait time.

I don't know if it's the weed. But as she said that, an epiphany happened. How do wait times at restaurants work? How can they give me a gauge on exactly how long it's going to take for me to go sit down and enjoy cuisine? You don't know how long that they're going to be sitting at that table. You don't know how long they're going to be there.

I don't know if it's the weed. But as she said that, an epiphany happened. How do wait times at restaurants work? How can they give me a gauge on exactly how long it's going to take for me to go sit down and enjoy cuisine? You don't know how long that they're going to be sitting at that table. You don't know how long they're going to be there.

I don't know if it's the weed. But as she said that, an epiphany happened. How do wait times at restaurants work? How can they give me a gauge on exactly how long it's going to take for me to go sit down and enjoy cuisine? You don't know how long that they're going to be sitting at that table. You don't know how long they're going to be there.

You don't know when they're getting up and when their cuisine is done. I think it's a ballsy estimate. I think it's a very ballsy estimate. But majority of the time it's... Based on statistics and science. Okay, but deadass, how does it work? Is there a quadratic formula? How does it work? Maybe when they seat people, they hit a button like, oh, this table's seated. There's never a button.

You don't know when they're getting up and when their cuisine is done. I think it's a ballsy estimate. I think it's a very ballsy estimate. But majority of the time it's... Based on statistics and science. Okay, but deadass, how does it work? Is there a quadratic formula? How does it work? Maybe when they seat people, they hit a button like, oh, this table's seated. There's never a button.

You don't know when they're getting up and when their cuisine is done. I think it's a ballsy estimate. I think it's a very ballsy estimate. But majority of the time it's... Based on statistics and science. Okay, but deadass, how does it work? Is there a quadratic formula? How does it work? Maybe when they seat people, they hit a button like, oh, this table's seated. There's never a button.