Phil Holloway

We're still waiting to see that.

Where's that smart identity?

Like, was it smart to leave the royal family to go sell jams, jellies, dog biscuits, and wickless candles?

You could be royalty right now.

Like all of these celebrities that you're trying to hang out with and you're hanging out with the Kardashians or hanging out with people who have like sex tapes and show their vaginas on camera.

You could be British royalty right now.

You know what I'm saying?

You could be eating crumpets and scones.

Like they just had a massive state dinner in a tiara.

Look at that state dinner they had recently where President Trump sat next to Catherine and Camilla and the King and the whole delegation.

You could have been there at that massive, beautiful state dinner at Windsor.

You're hanging out with the Kardashians at a party and then you don't like the way you look in the photos because you look bloated and you allegedly asked for them to be taken down.

That's who Meghan Markle is.

So she says she's the smart genius organizer.

We're still waiting to see it.

You did like one drop of your products.

I ordered the candle.

The candle came without a wick.

This is not even a stunt.

I literally opened it on camera.