Phil Smith

We're going to all the Mike's. And eventually she just ghosts me. And I'm like, oh, did I like weird her out or something? And so I texted her, didn't get a text back. And then a few days goes by and I'm like, I'll send her one more. And she says, I was like, hey, did you like quit comedy or something? And she says, no, I'm going through some personal stuff.

Turns out the personal stuff was she told her husband that she has feelings for me. And then they started the divorce process.

Turns out the personal stuff was she told her husband that she has feelings for me. And then they started the divorce process.

Turns out the personal stuff was she told her husband that she has feelings for me. And then they started the divorce process.

Again, real mature of me, I waited, because we're in Texas, so you really can't fuck around.

Again, real mature of me, I waited, because we're in Texas, so you really can't fuck around.

Again, real mature of me, I waited, because we're in Texas, so you really can't fuck around.

Did she? Not really. So, like, everybody's, like, telling me the same thing. Like, well, if she left her husband to be with, what do you think she's going to do? But as soon as she realized she had feelings for me, she stopped talking to me, worked it out with him, and then filed for divorce. And then we didn't hook up until it was finalized.

Did she? Not really. So, like, everybody's, like, telling me the same thing. Like, well, if she left her husband to be with, what do you think she's going to do? But as soon as she realized she had feelings for me, she stopped talking to me, worked it out with him, and then filed for divorce. And then we didn't hook up until it was finalized.

Did she? Not really. So, like, everybody's, like, telling me the same thing. Like, well, if she left her husband to be with, what do you think she's going to do? But as soon as she realized she had feelings for me, she stopped talking to me, worked it out with him, and then filed for divorce. And then we didn't hook up until it was finalized.

You didn't hook up until it was finalized? Like, the paperwork? In Texas, if I was to, like, she could go to jail.

You didn't hook up until it was finalized? Like, the paperwork? In Texas, if I was to, like, she could go to jail.

You didn't hook up until it was finalized? Like, the paperwork? In Texas, if I was to, like, she could go to jail.

Before it's final, yeah. It's adultery, even if you have filed for divorce.

Before it's final, yeah. It's adultery, even if you have filed for divorce.

Before it's final, yeah. It's adultery, even if you have filed for divorce.

Everything else is pretty chill, honestly. I mean, I think I told you the bulk of my stress and craziness.

Everything else is pretty chill, honestly. I mean, I think I told you the bulk of my stress and craziness.

Everything else is pretty chill, honestly. I mean, I think I told you the bulk of my stress and craziness.

Again, he's going to see this and he's probably going to hunt me down and kill me. But I do know... It was like around one of your first cancellations. This is secondhand information, so I'm sure if you're watching this, hearsay. But he was like, after Tony said that Asian stuff, you're gonna still watch that show? Oh, he's a . Incredible. I actually think he's really cool.