Phil

Und seitdem habe ich Jessica nicht mehr wieder gesehen.

Zwei Wochen ist es her, ist sie immer noch da drin.

Okay.

Was?

Meine Zunge ist so gruselig!

Am Gaumen aus.

Durch meine Zunge wächst irgendwie ein Fühler.

Ich will endlich auf!

Lass mich leben!

Verdammt, ich will leben!

Ja, du Zoe!

Lebe, Zoe!

Donald Trump has floated the idea of a friendly takeover of Cuba.

Now, I'm not exactly sure what a friendly takeover of Cuba would look like, but apparently it's going to mean a lot of cigars for everybody and a whole lot more vacations for people in Florida.

Right now, the New York Times is reporting the birth rate is plunging, and of course they have the anti-human idea that that's a good thing, and I'm not sure exactly why.

It doesn't make any sense to me, but...

The Sun is reporting that fly casual major American airports are saying no more traveling in your pajamas.

Personally, I think that's an okay idea, but I think there's some other people here that think it's a terrible idea.

The U.S.

Embassy in Israel is saying it's time to leave and I don't really want to talk about Israel, but apparently we're going to.