Philippe

We got in this masked car, and I don't know who that was, my mother and I and my two other brothers. And we already passed the – we already passed gold, bro. We passed the border. We were waiting for $200, like Monopoly. But then we – halfway down, like by San Clemente, California, there was like –

a border checkpoint that the sheriffs of um sacramento had they were like many men i guess but they were stopping the freeway and they were randomly stopping people we're already in america we're already in but then they caught us and they took the our driver i don't know who that was probably like a a mexican uber driver wild e coyote and um they let him go because he was american and they took us to a detention center

a border checkpoint that the sheriffs of um sacramento had they were like many men i guess but they were stopping the freeway and they were randomly stopping people we're already in america we're already in but then they caught us and they took the our driver i don't know who that was probably like a a mexican uber driver wild e coyote and um they let him go because he was american and they took us to a detention center

a border checkpoint that the sheriffs of um sacramento had they were like many men i guess but they were stopping the freeway and they were randomly stopping people we're already in america we're already in but then they caught us and they took the our driver i don't know who that was probably like a a mexican uber driver wild e coyote and um they let him go because he was american and they took us to a detention center

My mom was separated from us, and then we just ate sandwiches and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. And the next day, we walked to the gate, and we were back in Mexico. But the third time, the third time, my aunt, she dressed up my little brother like a little girl, and he was potty now. And we borrowed my cousin. We used my cousin's passport, and we got to America.

My mom was separated from us, and then we just ate sandwiches and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. And the next day, we walked to the gate, and we were back in Mexico. But the third time, the third time, my aunt, she dressed up my little brother like a little girl, and he was potty now. And we borrowed my cousin. We used my cousin's passport, and we got to America.

My mom was separated from us, and then we just ate sandwiches and watched Bugs Bunny cartoons. And the next day, we walked to the gate, and we were back in Mexico. But the third time, the third time, my aunt, she dressed up my little brother like a little girl, and he was potty now. And we borrowed my cousin. We used my cousin's passport, and we got to America.

Yeah, some people come out of the closet. My brother came out of the country.

Yeah, some people come out of the closet. My brother came out of the country.

Yeah, some people come out of the closet. My brother came out of the country.

Yes, and I didn't know this. When we crossed the border and all that, my parents didn't tell us. They were not like a coach. They were not prepping us. They were like, all right, you're going to be a girl. You're going to be this guy. So we didn't know. We were innocent little kids, and my mom would just tell us, after school, don't talk to nobody. Just run home.

Yes, and I didn't know this. When we crossed the border and all that, my parents didn't tell us. They were not like a coach. They were not prepping us. They were like, all right, you're going to be a girl. You're going to be this guy. So we didn't know. We were innocent little kids, and my mom would just tell us, after school, don't talk to nobody. Just run home.

Yes, and I didn't know this. When we crossed the border and all that, my parents didn't tell us. They were not like a coach. They were not prepping us. They were like, all right, you're going to be a girl. You're going to be this guy. So we didn't know. We were innocent little kids, and my mom would just tell us, after school, don't talk to nobody. Just run home.

Yes, and I just became a U.S. citizen three months ago. Congratulations. Yes, it is funny because my parents, they became U.S. citizens before me. It just took me a while. And I feel great, man. I feel like, I joke about it now, but I feel like now I can commit crimes without the fear of deportation. Congratulations. That was really holding me back from being an arch criminal, papi.

Yes, and I just became a U.S. citizen three months ago. Congratulations. Yes, it is funny because my parents, they became U.S. citizens before me. It just took me a while. And I feel great, man. I feel like, I joke about it now, but I feel like now I can commit crimes without the fear of deportation. Congratulations. That was really holding me back from being an arch criminal, papi.

Yes, and I just became a U.S. citizen three months ago. Congratulations. Yes, it is funny because my parents, they became U.S. citizens before me. It just took me a while. And I feel great, man. I feel like, I joke about it now, but I feel like now I can commit crimes without the fear of deportation. Congratulations. That was really holding me back from being an arch criminal, papi.

I think I'm funnier in Spanish because I think in Spanish, but I speak in English. So when I went to Mexico to try out the Spanish, it was different from America, man. I realized that 3% of the words that I was saying here in America that are Spanish are not Spanish words. They're like stuff that immigrants have made up, man, over the years. It's like pochoir, but in Spanish, you know?

I think I'm funnier in Spanish because I think in Spanish, but I speak in English. So when I went to Mexico to try out the Spanish, it was different from America, man. I realized that 3% of the words that I was saying here in America that are Spanish are not Spanish words. They're like stuff that immigrants have made up, man, over the years. It's like pochoir, but in Spanish, you know?

I think I'm funnier in Spanish because I think in Spanish, but I speak in English. So when I went to Mexico to try out the Spanish, it was different from America, man. I realized that 3% of the words that I was saying here in America that are Spanish are not Spanish words. They're like stuff that immigrants have made up, man, over the years. It's like pochoir, but in Spanish, you know?

Is it Spanglish? Like, what are you talking about? Like, sandwiching? Bro, it's like, I don't know how to say the word breaks. Growing up, like, fix my breaks. So we would just add a little, like, white people, when they don't know a Spanish word, they add an O at the end, you know? Like, your son has not done his homework, okay? Okay.