PJ Kirby

I packed the Factor 50.

If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show.

It's an extravaganza.

It's an experience, isn't it?

I was on a nine-hour shift.

At the end of a nine-hour shift, it was so busy, right?

And the till roll ran out.

And I looked up at this girl, tears in my eyes, and I just goes, please tell me you have cash.

because I couldn't I couldn't load it it was so stressful and also if you're mid transaction sometimes it doesn't print and all this stuff is so annoying and then at the end of the night your supervisor's going we're missing a receipt from the PDQ and I'm going what does that mean I don't care I don't care I just want my money so I can buy nice things I don't care about this pizzeria you know what I mean I don't fucking like it I don't even like the focaccia bread they make it's too stale no offense Sharon

on the way here I saw a reel and it was this fella looking kind of baby face looking into the camera above him over like classical music it said the art of maturing and then the next image was just him with a moustache

And I know we just did an episode on different types of intelligence.

Some people are thick.

Yeah, but one type of intelligence some people are is thick.

You know what I mean?

I have no time for any of that.

He thought he was saying something so profound.

Yeah.

And I was like, girl, Socrates is rolling around in the grave.

And he...

He's laughing at you.