PJ Vogt

May I ask you about your sexuality?

Yeah, I'm straight.

That is so curious though.

But you're saying, I don't know which way the Kinsey scale goes, but like, you're like straight, straight.

You mean you can, I, you're not so straight that like, you can't tell the difference between, I'm trying to think of the most beautiful man I can think of.

Like George Clooney and like.

You can tell the difference between George Clooney and Danny DeVito, but you would go on a date with neither of them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So here's what we know.

We know George Clooney is more conventionally handsome than Danny DeVito.

We know that these three average-donged men are repeatedly triggering false alarms on one of the most important detectors in modern society.

And we know that whatever's going on here, it probably has nothing to do with their sexuality.

But what was going on here?

I promised the three I would get them answers.

And after the break, we do.

Welcome back to the show.

The puzzle.

Three men having the same peculiar experience while going through the TSA scanner, leaving them with this question.

What was the machine seeing in their anatomy that it found so anomalous?