PJ Vogt

At this point, it might bear repeating, Chris does not care about the Royals.

If anything, he resents how much information about them has been dumped, without his consent, into his mind.

Photos of them in their bathing suits, anecdotes about their squabbles.

Chris doesn't care about the Royals, except now that there is one private room in the life of this internationally overexposed family, one volume of water that had been perhaps arbitrarily made private,

Now that Chris was being told he wasn't allowed to know about the pool, perversely, his curiosity roared online.

And for you, is that like a really tall diving board?

Is it like a really deep, deep end?

Is it like a jacuzzi where it's kind of not tepid and gross?

Like what is the coolest swimming pool ever in your imagination?

For me, it would also be about the stair placement.

Because I think sometimes when you get to experience a big swimming pool, the problem is where the stairs are, where you have to swim too much to get out of it.

And I just feel like the Royals would have had really thoughtful stair placement.

I assume that, like, curiouser people about the Royals than me have poured through, like, every part of their life, sometimes in, like, really tragic ways.

I don't think that I'm intrepid enough that I will actually end up, like, in Buckingham Palace, like, hanging from the rafters with, like, a little camera or whatever.

But I want to fulfill the curiosity of the hardest question.

Like, what can I get you that will feel like an answer to this question, which might be unanswerable?

If I can just basically pull this pool one moat more into the light of public view, you will be happy.

That's exactly right.

Okay.

I think I can, that feels achievable.