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Poodle (Jake It Or Fake It)

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164 total appearances

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Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

There are entry-level handheld scanners that are around $700 to $1,000.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

So if this was their job, it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Well, their Etsy store is very popular.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

We need Kathleen Turter.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Look, I'm telling you now, Hilary Swank would have sold this fucking movie.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Oh, yeah.

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#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Like we would have believed everything.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Salma Hayek.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

That's who was in the dealer's break room.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Or she didn't have time because he ran off with a Latin lover.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Again, this was written by a gay man because they don't know how hard it is for women to actually date a guy at this age who's not a piece of shit.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Wait, so Melanie, she got paid three day rates?

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Also,

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Taylor's a unisex name, so you could have just used that name.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

You could have still been Taylor.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

You're so right.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Also, he has also been so high on drugs that he has let a man blow him.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

Oh, yeah.

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

He said, do I put my hand on the back of his head?

Watch What Crappens
#3136 My Secret Santa Part Three With Reality Gays

And he did.