Poodle (Jake It Or Fake It)
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I wanted it to... Because, look...
Something that Jake and I know a lot about are cheap wigs.
And if cheap wigs catch on fire, they're going to go.
They're going to go up like a Roman candle.
I kind of wanted her.
I think it would have been better to have her beard because you could tell it was cheap CGI.
I wanted her beard to just immediately.
And then for some reason, then we've got to do a comedy gift of put something over my face.
Maybe there's a pie right beside it.
And she throws a pie on her face like Miss Delfire.
She took my money, my body, my sex drive, everything.
I wanted her to think she used to be mine in a fucking Santa suit.
That's what I wanted.
This is your chance to find her again.
And so then we're back at the ranch.
Yeah.
So she's dressed up as Santa and she sees Zoe.
They went on Happening.
And this bitch of a daughter, she goes up, what do you want for your Christmas, Zoe?
And Santa goes, for my mom to get a boyfriend and get out of my fucking life.