Porsha Williams
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Podcast Appearances
Oh God.
The fact that I'm having to share a bed on a girl's trip.
What if I want to pass gas?
Now I've got to be cognizant of the fact that I'm sleeping with somebody else and I have to hold my ass cheeks all night long.
I've just got to hold my, what if I'm, you know, she's trying to do like a comedic bit, but yeah.
How long does it take to count to five?
She goes, I mean, she can talk to me whenever she wants.
She can talk to me whenever.
She goes, well, I've apologized and you can accept that or not.
And you've chosen not to accept it.
Okay.
And Phaedra's like, oh, did you receive this apology?
And she's like, well, I didn't receive it because she said I apologized, but you can't say but.
And Drew's like, yeah, her apology was bullshit.
Like that Mohawk Bob that she walked into Portia's house with.
That's how I feel.
So now Cynthia comes and, um, Kelly is still getting dressed and then we go to the pool house and Kelly's just digging through a suitcase and she's not really opening the suitcase.
She only opens the very top while the suitcase is standing up and just putting her hands down in there, like a grab bag.
And just like waiting to feel something decent.
And you're never gonna, because there's nothing decent packed in there.