Chapter 1: What happens during the welcome segment of the episode?
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Chapter 2: How does K. Michelle's attitude shift towards the other housewives?
Real Housewives of Atlanta season 17, episode six, settle up and settle scores. So we're still in Dallas. We're at the pool house.
We get that opening again. We get that opening again, the Dallas opening, but that's it for like the silliness. And that's how you can tell that they had a good episode ready for us because they're like, okay, we do not have to fill our time.
with silly games made by post-production right like we don't have to have credit sequences or whatever we can just get right into it i was like okay that's a good sign they're like we can deflate the mylar boon uh the mylar balloon that adrian maloof's old face is painted on okay deflate that we don't need it today face oh i guess that was garfield that they were showing at the top i was like someone wants lasagna oh it's adrian maloof oh so uh and by the way that's not um
That's not like body shaming. That is plastic surgery shaming. There's this point where you have to be like, let's calm down. Let's save some rubber for the tires. Okay. There's not going to be any wheels on the street anymore.
i was more just like we're so far away from halloween we don't need to really look like a jack o'lantern at this moment with your spray tan it was just very orange it was very very orange i don't mind a spray tan but let's like just try to like not make it you know halloween themed
um so yeah we are here i mean i sort of like the spec speaking of spooky and halloween i do like the specter of adrian maloof hanging over this trip because we're gonna see her soon but we just don't know when she's gonna pop up and uh wasn't this episode maybe next week you don't know what she's gonna pop up and be like Jackpot. Get over here.
Shamia is talking to her sister, Glenda, on the phone. And she's like, I'm just annoyed because last night I missed dinner because I was unhappy with my accommodations. And this is how you know it's a shitty sister. Because the sister says, oh, yeah, you don't have time for that. No.
a real sister would have said you skipped dinner because you were upset about a room are you an idiot what'd you do sit in the room and not eat dummy i know yeah i'm sorry like if someone ever called me up and said that i'd be like what is wrong with you why would you just why would you not have the good food and be with your friends
whenever we've had everyone knows if you wind up with accommodations that are really shitty you do whatever you can to not be there right you will stay out longer you will just do whatever you can or if your house is in like a blackout or something like that you get out if you can right and so her deciding not to do the fun thing and not be part of the main action so she could mope in the accommodations that she doesn't like in the first place doesn't make any sense
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Chapter 3: What issues arise regarding the accommodations during the trip?
about a second she's already picky's already upped it to a third wife i think angeline said there was a second wife but now biggie's saying that there's a third wife now it's just growing in there it's like that documentary yeah yeah the false prophet Yeah, the vegan profit. So Pinky is, they're like laughing about it.
It's nice though, ultimately, they're just like, we miss you, blah, blah, blah. So now we're in the main house and everyone's eating breakfast and having a fun time. And they each walk into this breakfast one after the other. They've all clearly just had a session with their glam team They are, I mean, their face is beyond, all their faces are beyond made up.
I understand real housewives love having glam and it's like important to have glam before you go on TV for the women of all these shows. But wow, it was like, are they going to be doing a joint like news broadcast? This was like anchor, anchor lady level makeup. They all were like, boom, boom. I was like, man, it's like 8 a.m. I was like.
that is tough this is where this is honestly where where like i kind of feel like being a being a man is is like a little easier like that's a lot easier in every way it's easier but yeah with this i mean this is male privilege male privilege really kicks in in this moment
Yeah, for sure. And they, I don't know if they're only getting their glam team like for the morning and then they send them home or what, because they're putting on nighttime makeup. You know, they're like nighttime glam for first thing in the morning. Like you need to have a, I guess it's like luxurious to have a full-time glam because you need your morning glam, your afternoon glam.
Yeah, we get it. There's been many think pieces about why this is and being on TV and the pressures of being on TV and how it's actually really not fair, but this is what women have to do, blah, blah, blah. I get all the implications and all the undercurrents and that this is actually much more than what it appears on TV, but at the same time, it's like it's 8 a.m.
everyone is just like has like makeup for the back row to see and it's just like always so funny on any of these shows when when this happens and i was like wow one after the other and they're just like in bathrobes and like boom full face yeah it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial
So Drew sees Pinky and she's like, well, you know, last night your energy was a little bit, oh, I love her. And she goes, well, I mean, it could have been. I mean, I was defending my girls, okay? That's it. I mean, it could have been. It could have been bad energy. What do I know? But I've really got to defend my girls against a pen stain on a bed.
And I came out.
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Chapter 4: How do the housewives react to Pinky's behavior?
Although seeing Kelly like search for clothes by treating something as a, as a like grab bag kind of explains her fashion sense. It's like, it's like a little kid. You let dress themselves for school.
You know, I saw a little kid walking on the street yesterday and I was like, man, that kid is like more stylish than I am. So sometimes maybe the app is like letting Ben dress himself for the day.
Yeah. Or letting two broadcasters, yeah, choose their own fashions for sure.
Yeah. I changed my t-shirt today, guys. I was wearing my round, my roundup, not roundup. Yeah, the roundup, roundup t-shirt, which was fun, but I've been wearing it for two days. So Cynthia is explaining to the ladies about the plan is for the day. They're going to split.
So some people are going to go to check out some horses, watch some dressage, and some are going to watch like a cattle run or whatever cattle. Cynthia's like, what is it?
Cattle hoarding. Cattle. Cattle what? Cattle. Cattle who? Cattle huh? Cattle child?
Cattle hoarding. So now... Pinky's like, I've got to step in more shit. She's like, well, I really wanted to make sure that Kelly and Shamia are here with me because I just want to make sure we're good on this room situation. Okay. So she likes Drew. So she wants backup. So she's going to bring Drew too. So now we go to K. Michelle and she's taking photos with her outfit.
you know, in front of the door. This is also part of the ritual, which is, like, you get the glam, and then you have to then do a photo shoot no matter where you are, which is, like... And I sound like a crotchety old person at this point. Like, why does everyone have to take photo shoots? But it is kind of hilarious. Like, everything turns into a photo shoot.
It's like the glam squad does you up, then you get into your outfit, and the glam squad takes photos of you, and you're, like... They're all, like, by just, like, doors, refrigerators, and they're, like, ooh, yeah. Because they all look amazing, obviously, and you want to, like...
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the cattle herding activity?
I can, I have to, I have to imagine how much boob tape had to have been applied to make this work. Cause she's basically wearing like a little Bolero jacket. It's like a little text, like a country Western Bolero jacket.
Yeah.
and nothing underneath and the bolero jacket only just like covers the top of her boobs and like so the boobs are just like stuck to it really so like you know they're taped in i was like how is she gonna lift her arm up like i i it was such a funny like and only porsche could pull that off too it was just like a bolero and underboob outfit and i was like wow i would be i would be just like i'm not being a full muumuu to be honest like every day i'd just be in a muumuu
Um, yeah, there's no doing the wave in that outfit for sure. So they're updating K Michelle on the drama from last night and she's like, I didn't look good. So I can go down there. She's like, Oh God, you can look however you want. Don't worry about it. You know? I mean, maybe you could have helped pinky chill. And, um, they're like, what is with her energy? Like what's with pinky's energy.
They're trying to figure it out.
And of course she's like, she's, I thought she was a damn vegan. She's bringing up a lot of beef.
They're going to do that 20 times. They're never going to stop with Pinky. Every time Pinky gets upset with something, they're going to be like, there goes Pinky with her beef.
She's hungry. Pinky sure has a lot of steaks in this situation. Wow. Is she from Europe? Because she's acting like a burger.
stretch but that's also probably because every other scene pinky is like well as a vegan i'm sorry i'm a vegan i can't do that well i'm a vegan Yeah. Also, do you wonder if there was like more that we just didn't really see? Do we like, because like Pinky's like annoying, but she's not, everyone's like, whoa, that energy, that energy.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Cynthia share about her tequila?
And Angela stayed so calm during the whole thing that I think it just made Pinky look crazy.
yeah so then we see a montage of all the times that pinky has kind of acted up or been like a little extra or just been seemed like she's gotta be in her bonnet you know i didn't really think this was dramatic either is this what you're saying yeah because i was like even doing anything in these clips but it's i guess the vibe is more like pinky you're sort of like trying to
she's not trying to stir up but it's almost like she leans in like wow can you believe this beef that i have with this person and everyone's like there's like i don't get it like it's yeah there's nothing you know like you just got here yeah yeah exactly so uh okay michelle's like
Well, I think Pinky's passion was, I don't know, it looked like aggression.
And Paige was like, well, it's the difference between yes and yes. I mean, she's like, that's just the way I talk. I'm like, well, can you just whisper it to me instead?
Yeah. And then Forrest is like, it's because she needs meat.
When you don't have protein in your body, that bitch is hungry.
So Michelle, Kay Michelle stands up for her. She's like, well, her defense, she means, well, you know, I mean, she, she felt that was wrong and that's why she was talking up about it. She goes, well, they're like, whatever, that's too much. But Kay Michelle stands up for her and she's like, well, when, when it's her friend, she'll go hard. I go, okay.
So then Angela comes dressed ready for like a cocktail party or something. They're like, uh, you know, we're going to go like ride horses, right?
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Chapter 7: How does the group handle the tension between Drew and Shamia?
We call it go see that horse.
So now we go back to the bus and Cynthia is talking about how they're going to be late. She's like, oh my God, I hope the cattle waits for us. You know, I hope whoever's hoarding these cattle hoards them when we're there. So she doesn't know how this happens. She just knows that the cattle drive us once a day and they don't want to miss it.
so now they're talking about last night and shimmy is like well um uh you know no one's over there where we are and that's why last night didn't end up good because you know you guys don't understand it we're over there by ourselves and you don't know what we've seen or what we dealt with over there oh yeah the place was filthy it's filthy but like the point of it is that like that's where your bed is but you're supposed to come up to the main house and hang out you're not supposed to just
they were traumatized they were traumatized men have they never been on like a group vacation before like if if you're in a separate room you go to like the main room where everyone's hanging out like you don't you don't just like sit there be like well i guess this is where we're spending the whole vacation by the pool it's like get up to the main house. It's not that hard.
So she's sitting there like, you know, explaining this. And Cynthia's like, well, you know, I don't want you to be in an unclean place. Oh no, I know. I know. But I know you don't want that. And Cynthia's like, I'm doing the best that I can to rectify the situation. She goes, you did say you were going to send someone over, but it didn't get cleaned and nothing happened. I'm like,
was last it's you realize that was last night and now it's the morning like the people have to get there it doesn't just happen like that it's you know it's not it's not a like it like you call up the cleaners they're not on call in the back shed you know yeah yeah and kelly's like yeah it wasn't taken care of
And they're asking, are the cleaners coming in today? And she's like, okay, they're coming in today. My God. And Shamia's like, okay, well, they're coming today, but it wasn't taken care of. So, and then we see in the last episode, Shamia called to tell Cynthia about the uncleaned room 30 minutes before dinner. So yeah, they're not like sitting outside, just waiting to see if somebody needs them.
And Cynthia's like, yeah, this isn't a hotel, okay? And if it's not clean today, I'll walk over there and clean it my damn self. And she's like, you guys are just, you're talking about the situation to the point where it's taken over everything. And now, and then Pinky comes to dinner, hot as fire, and basically said, you guys were dragging me about the whole situation.
And Shamia's like, well, you did say you were going to send someone over, but it didn't get cleaned. Shamia, it was 30 minutes.
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Chapter 8: What comedic moments stand out in the recap of this episode?
yeah yeah i i don't think this is like divorce where you would like to have like your lifestyle that you've become accustomed to maintains like divorcing i mean i mean look i'm not gonna get like outrageous on this point like obviously when you travel you want your accommodations to be nice yes but like in this moment like where kelly is now saying like oh i need this to be comparable to what i'm used to i'm like okay jaja gabor let's relax here okay like
you're in a very very nice pool house that had like a pen mark on a sheet so you know and then this is where basically like drew is like but you know we're talking about you know we're talking about dirt and now you're talking about comfortability and but the fact is you had a good night's rest and you look gorgeous like and that was a good point from juice adora like your accommodations are great it just doesn't happen to be that maybe there was an issue with the cleanliness
Darling, I love you, but get me Park Avenue. So Kelly's like, Drew says, well, I mean, we're talking about dirt, but, you know, you're talking about comfortability. But the fact is you had a good night rest and you look gorgeous, honey. You look gorgeous. And Kelly goes, and you look like the alien in your movie. And Drew goes, and what do you look like, misproportioned?
Misproportioned was hilarious. I mean, that was, and they did a split screen of Drew and the alien and that was so mean, but it was funny. And that, but also like Kelly, that was such a, like a hot response to Drew. Drew was basically saying like, let's settle down.
And you're like, you look like the alien in your movie.
The fact that Drew said misproportioned.
So funny. I love this whole episode. Kelly's trying it with people and they hand her her ass every single time. It's so funny. Like she just cannot compete, you know? I saw on a podcast this clip. She was on a YouTube show or something and she's like... Oh, you know, and I'm so sick of Dennis and Denisha and Horsha. Oh, you're so sad. I just cannot wait to just see them eat you up.
And Dennis wrote back on one and he's like, there's so much I'm not even saying about this girl. Don't make me say it, Kelly. Don't make me say it. I'm like, come on. Come on in, Dennis. Normally with the guys, I'm like, stay out of this. Okay. Yeah.
i'm like no come on in come on in don't the water's have us take dennis aside please kelly yeah um so cynthia goes okay stop this is where we are with everything it's not a hostage situation if you don't want to be here leave okay she's no i would never put you in a space where you did not feel comfortable that's what i'm saying she's Kelly, and again, and I'm talking to Kelly right now.
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