Cynthia Bailey
Appearances
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
But I think that's the most representative thing of Katy Perry's brand of feminism, because all Katy Perry is doing is like when you're talking about her, when you're talking about this mission at large of it being like the most shallow thing in the world that's like representing women and women power, like that is Katy Perry's entire brand. So it makes complete sense for her to have like.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
This whole thing of I am a woman, I am doing this, I am bringing power and then shutting out any actual conversation regarding what that means, who is actually doing the work, that kind of stuff.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Let me shout out my set list.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
100%.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Beef with the beef.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Congratulated. It's making news. We're talking about Wendy's right now.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Shout out to the Frosties.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Thank you. My favorite part of this was when Katy Perry's quote unquote team. So Katy Perry was mad that they said. So Katy Perry's team was like, what's worse is the face of Wendy's is a woman, which makes this decision not just hypocritical, but painfully ironic. Like they really thought they got little Miss Wendy. Yeah. Little nymph, red-headed, pigtail Wendy.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Do you have a rift?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
They still want her to leave. Justice for Kesha.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I wasn't even watching Love Island at the time, but it's in my brain cemented. That's good.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
For those of you who live peaceful, normal lives.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Well, Coachella's been around for a long time, but Coachella started actually as like more of like a festival. A punk festival.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It was like, yeah, it was cool. And now it's Coachella.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah, even when you slam, they can slam you right back.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah. No, yeah.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Plus, this mother is a really big Benson Boone fan, so they're going to see Benson Boone. It's not like they're going to see Charlie XCX and watching people do poppers. You know what I mean? Benson Boone, she's not going to be traumatized by... Are you saying Charlie is not kid-friendly?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Who's Roblox?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah. So in the game, users were able to purchase the dance as an emote for their virtual character, but her lawyers are alleged that the platform earned $123,000 from the featured edition. That seems like she should get some of that.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
As a platform powered by a community of creators, Roblox takes the protection of intellectual property very seriously and is committed to protecting intellectual property rights.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Now Bo and Yang's doing it in the crowd.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I want him back another season and I want to know more about him.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
I've heard everyone, like all the rumors I've heard online about Emeril are that he's a really, really sweet guy. Like he's apparently like an angel in the streets and a devil in the sheets is what I've heard. Nope. That's what I've heard. But like in a, but in a way where like he communicates with everybody, like no girl who's like hooked up with Emeril has ever been like, he played me.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It's always like, yeah, we had sex and it was great.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
He seems like very, very like aware of what he's doing and like communicates that with everyone to make them comfortable. And he does it. And then he's a nice guy. I love that.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
As someone whose next door neighbor tends to at times have very loud performative sex, it's literally the most infuriating thing in the world.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
It's pretty, yeah. Do we need this?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You're just trying to like cry.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
You're literally just trying to have like your at home cry where no one's around and then you're, anyway.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Disgusting.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Drink some cranberry juice.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Why are you asking me?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Because the writing is the thing I'm most taken back by.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Let's see. Who wrote A Simple Favor? Paul Feig directed one of the best episodes of The Office, The Dinner Party. Well, it's adapted from a novel, A Simple Favor, and it was written by Jessica Scharzer.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
She's supposed to not be a good person.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Yeah.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Wait, if you liked A Simple Favor, I have another movie recommendation for you. You didn't like it. Well, you'll like this one more.
The Viall Files
E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Am I understanding this correctly?
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Similar movie without the incest. Ingrid Goes West. It's Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. And Elizabeth Olsen is very 2010s influencer Coachella. Everyone loves her. Aubrey Plaza is a psycho who stalks her and tries to take over her life.
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E921 - Humble Brag Returns, Love Island Spinoff, Summer House, RHOA, Garcelle Unfollows & Got To Get Out
Because I think the half-brother is more of a shock value. I think it's in there for shock value. Gross how John Waters nasty stuff.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Love it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No joke. Listen, Portia is no joke.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You've been on like a private, personal yacht. It must be nice. It was nice, guys, and I'm happy to be back. You look very rested.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. We're going to talk about our pod, like the whole thing. But I am a good guest.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm a good guest. Like, I like to think of myself, I work very hard at being a good host.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I'm a good guest. I roll with it. You know, you want to do this? Yes, that's great. You want like extra energy? You're easy. I'm there.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. It's like I'm just but I'm going to like I roll with it and you just got to like I'm constantly aware of my host, how she's feeling. Like, is she happy? It's like, does she want us to be more located? Right. Like the energy. I constantly you're an energy person. Yeah. So I read energy and I'm a good guest. I got invited to my friend's birthday party on her birthday. $40 million yacht.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It was really nice. And I had never been on a private yacht. I've never done that before. I grew up on cruises. Neither have I. Well, you're next.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, it was nine girls total, including my host. And she had sailed for two years straight during COVID around the world. And then she took a break. And then this was her first girls trip. It's always been with her family. And a couple, like, friends pop up. And, you know, everyone gets, like, a week.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No. No, no, no. It's not like that. It's not like that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Like White Lotus? I haven't seen White Lotus yet, but everyone kept referencing we were all White Lotus somehow. And, like, we'd walk in, like, I'm like, oh, is someone, like, doesn't someone get murdered or something? I'm sure. But, no, it's not like that. And, by the way, not all the guests are, like,
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
super wealthy it's a wide range so but all of us who's the poorest person yeah like I'm closer to being the poorest but like no that's not true but it's like the discrepancy from her to us is so extreme so no matter how much you have You're still every second is exciting because you walk on and the girls are insane. They're so gorgeous and beautiful.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And they always have a different water, like a different flavored, you know, seltzer water that they made for you and a cold towel. And you're like, oh, this is like fancy. And then if you go to the dock, you're like, oh, I want to jump in the water. There's always someone there ready to put on like, you know, like a sleeve for you. I think I'm getting angry. And they like it. It's crazy.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Every day there's baskets of like sunscreen for me, like just like a brand new sunscreen is like, well, I don't know. And it's a basket of 30. I officially hate my life right now.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And the chef cooks breakfast, lunch and dinner. And it's just like I just kept saying, like, I would be such a great billionaire. I'd be such a.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
generous billionaire you would I would be giving out cars I would be I would crush and like all my friends would be on this boat full time and I got home at one last night and I'm it's a rough transition but I'm so this is the best one the best transition speaking of good guests uh what what happened with uh Chanel
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She came in hot. Did she not? She came in hot.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yes. So at Bravo Fest, Cyndia was on with some of the girls from the show and they had, you know, like Andy always asks you these shady questions.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
The ugliest housewife?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But not far. Not far. They're like, yeah. Who looks the most different without makeup? Like, yeah, that's essential if you're ugly or not. Who looks awful without makeup?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, like all that stuff. All those things. But they asked the panel who was the most annoying housewife. And it was actually Phaedra that came up with Chanel. But it's like, you know, it's like collective answers and you want to move fast, right? Yeah, but we were a group. Yeah, so like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yes. And I, and Chanel called me.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. No, the word was annoying. Annoying. So she called me upset.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
A co-sign. A co-sign. Yeah, yeah, okay, answer.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. So that's what happens. She called me. It's very sad. It's like, you know, I know she's your girl, but what's going on? I thought we were cool. I was like, dude, it's not that serious. I said, I'm sure she didn't come up with your name. And then I try to, I'm always like, you know, trying to be like everyone's friend. I'm like, you know what? Now they're talking about it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, just like, annoying. I was like, oh, it's great, you know? They're talking about you, whatever.
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Thank you.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I said, you're a big personality, and I said, whatever.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That's right.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So then it became a little bit of a thing. No one bats a thousand. No one does. Well...
The Viall Files
E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, well, during the squashing and honestly, like I knew she was going to be like high energy when she came on. But and I and I brought it up. I mean, I'm like, hey, let's talk about it because I knew it was going to be talked about. And I kind of thought it was going to be like, well, this would happen. But we love each other now. That's sort of how I deal with things.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But it got slightly more heated because it was a little bit more like, well, that's not what happened. So I was a little surprised. But Cynthia was very clear about actually what happened. And I don't know why you're going to heat. I'm actually shocked. But I was there.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, I was very clear with her. When she called me, she goes, Cynthia came in hot. I was like, well, you need to bring context.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That's right. I mean, we're the most.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
She knows. And she admitted it. I go, no, no, you were a 10. She was a two.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, watch this meme.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
are you where do you stand well I don't I feel like people need to pay their bills and so like that's my what is that like edgy no I think you should pay your bills that's more passive aggressive okay I don't know I'm like pay your bills and also like you guys know I'm not I can be quite cheap so it's like I don't I don't want to buy something I
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So I do feel like he actually told the whole story in truth.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So he did say that. So I feel like it was I think the part of the hotel bill was paid, but then she hadn't paid for his services yet. I mean, four months is a long time not to pay. She did end up what it sounded like squaring up. But I think it's also like Tracy probably just doesn't like I love Tracy, by the way. So like we're. really good friends.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I just think that there's just like history of, you know, rumors that Dorit doesn't pay certain bills. I remember last my last reunion, she didn't pay her nurse who she did some kind of cosmetic surgery, a private nurse. So that came up at the reunion. I'm just saying that because I came up already. But then she like settled up after that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm very upset. I feel like you've spent so much time with me already. I've taught you stuff. I want to be cheap about glam. What do you mean by glam? No, no, no.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
What's that? Yeah. But even that, no one's getting glam on the boat. Like, I don't know why you spend that kind of money.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Girl, I go to a Dodger, a Laker game, a Rams game every week. I'm not getting glam for it. That's insane. But you're not like a glam girl, though.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I just find that kind of a ridiculous expense. That's unnecessary. That's personal.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Here's the thing. Do I think his video was kind of long-winded to get there? Yes. Yes. However, I understand as like an individual like service provider, if you are being accused of essentially stealing someone's credit card, you're going to defend yourself as well. Right. She said he used it without he wasn't allowed to use it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. That's what she said. He used my credit card without authorization. That is accusing someone of stealing money. I mean, that's a big accusation on national television. Yeah. So I actually appreciated it because he was honest. He's like, I, well, from what I, I mean, I'm taking it as honesty is that he said it was actually paid.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I didn't know, but she never paid me until about for the glam stuff, not the hotels. So it was clearly misunderstanding on that part. But accusing someone of using your credit card also. And maybe that's her experience. I don't know.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I don't hate her. I just hate her.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I mean, I was a question. She could be like, no, he's a hater. He's a hater. Oh, no, I don't hate her. I don't hate any of these people. Like, I actually really respect all the girls who do Housewives. Like, it's such a tough job.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You know, it's so hard. I have so much respect. They put a lot of effort. Her to put her in, like, blast her kid's father on television for a year. It's like, that's intense. Like, you got to really, you're working for your paycheck for that one. Because you know your kids are going to watch that one day. You know, I would not do that personally.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But like, I also respect that you have to, like, pay your bills. I mean, I just think her bills are high. They're high bills. Like I just would not for those kinds of things. It's not my thing.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It sounded like four months. He said four months. That's a long time.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Shut up. Is that true? No. Wait, what? Aren't you blocked? Oh, no, it's Jeff. Jeff is blocked.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Someone said they were attracted.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's a good time here. It's a good time.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
That's funny.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No. I don't think she's on social media like that. That's not like hidden news. I think she's one of those girls who are like, don't read it.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
to be honest.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Talked to Garcelle yesterday.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I saw Sutton a couple weeks ago.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I don't know. I think she's, you know, I talked to Cynthia. Oh, okay. I'm on a boat. I have like all my friends. She's on a yacht. Like I said, like they're all, like I would be totally fine in a room with any of them. I just, it's like coworkers and you know, and some lean slightly more towards friends. But I also have my
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Has Alex been on this show?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
He was great.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And not cool.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You know, at least it's all together. Just like get through today.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Why am I being blown up? I agree. I would rather have that direct because I would just see it online. Absolutely. And then no one says anything, so it's constantly, like, passive-aggressive and fear-based, everything. That's true. Where this is like direct, like, yo, I didn't like that. She's like, I got to give you a little smoke, Miss Bailey.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But the smoke is to promote the show. It's all part of the game, right?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It is what it is.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I mean.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You just come in. This room is tough.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah, I don't know.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But I think it was fair, right?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Drew texted you and was like, it was fair, right? You felt it was fair?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
So if there's a little smoke bomb that comes your way. But isn't it funny? Because you do it so long ago, so you kind of forget the things that you say. I honestly forgot.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No one's giving you a solid. What are you talking about?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But it made it funny. Yeah. But I watched it this morning. I was like, Cynthia's going to.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, and then she was filming again or something?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I feel like I think it's a mix.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
No, I mean, the reason I brought her up was because I thought I couldn't believe people were giving her shit about it because I didn't want people to do that because she's struggling so much. You know, so I texted her. I said, look, like you got to just do whatever's right for you each day. It's like it's all too much. It's so intense right now.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
And, you know, Teddy and I have so many mutual friends. It's really, really an intense situation. But in terms of. Salt Lake. I don't know. I mean, I guess a good housewife is erratic and emotional and, you know, spontaneous. Maybe that's how they feel. It's like the opposite of my personality. I would wait until every single, you know, contract is signed until I make any moves like that.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But it certainly created buzz, right? And maybe it helped her get her contract signed, if that was it. I have no idea.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
A quote?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Who posted that?
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. So maybe it's performative. And now it's the topic of what...
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
By the way, that's what they're setting up for the drama. It's like easy drama that they can now film. So maybe that's what it was for. It doesn't seem like a big deal.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
quit in order to give me well i wouldn't fake quit just because i wouldn't want my bosses to see me fake quit i think that's a problem like i don't know that's to me then you gotta like fake go back yeah that's a fake quit and then you gotta go back and then is storming off ever staged yeah oh really storming off like like a reunion yeah of course it is and by and by stage is that coming from you know
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
It's like a personal plan of like, I'm going to walk off. I think that's a personal plan. No, I don't think producers want you to walk off. I mean, I think if they do, they're happy because it creates more, you know, like it's like a commercial break. You know, but no, I don't. I mean, but no producer to ever say that to me because they know I wouldn't walk off. That's not my personality.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But, you know, I think it's performative.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
I'm not. Yeah. I think she's walked off before.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But she comes back. She's bad circulation.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I think maybe for the rest of our lives.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Oh, God, I don't know. That I don't know. What do you suspect? Divorce money. I mean, a lot of people don't get divorced. It's a constant conversation in my world. People don't get divorced because it's so expensive. So even if they don't, I don't know if it's like, I mean, marriage is a business, guys. I mean, you can love someone and not be married.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
You can love someone and be married, but marriage is a business at the end of the day, and they've built a massive business together. So if they don't get divorced, I don't think it's, you know.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I don't think anyone wants it. You just, it's, well, yeah, yeah. I guess you could say that. Like, we don't want to get divorced because it's too expensive and we're happy in our situation. I guess you could do that. But then how would you, how would you have a whole season of drama? Yeah, they got, she has to be like a bitch. You can't just say that about the girls in the airport.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Well, I guess maybe we have to wait till they do that next season. I don't know. I mean, I can't say I'm really watching it, so I don't know. I feel bad when I watch those scenes together. I'm not interested in someone's divorce. It is sad to watch those scenes together. Yeah, I don't want to watch anyone's divorce.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Yeah. I just think I put myself in her together anymore. They're not going to be together. Yeah.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
But, you know, the fact that they're filming together, maybe there is something. Who knows? Or they're just used to their lives being so played out. I don't know. On TV. I don't know. But. Yeah, I think it'll be forever.
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E902 - RHOA w/ Crystal and Cynthia, Dasha, Fantasy Suites, Summer House, Southern Charm & Temptation Island
Thanks, guys. Thank you. Love you guys.
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E856 - James Kennedy ARRESTED, Tom Sandoval Goes Live, Ultimatum’s Zaina, SNL’s Heidi Gardner, and RHOSLC
cartier tiffany p.s it's super easy to sell on the real real when i'm ready to part with my pieces i can drop off or schedule a pickup and they handle everything from photography to shipping everything all i have to do is get paid and start shopping for my next favorite piece
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E856 - James Kennedy ARRESTED, Tom Sandoval Goes Live, Ultimatum’s Zaina, SNL’s Heidi Gardner, and RHOSLC
And people are now like mad because Selena Gomez is the queen. She stole your diamond shape. I'm sorry. Shut up.
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E856 - James Kennedy ARRESTED, Tom Sandoval Goes Live, Ultimatum’s Zaina, SNL’s Heidi Gardner, and RHOSLC
I'm always shopping The RealReal. They drop over 10,000 new arrivals every day from the luxury brands I'm obsessed with, all up to 90% off retail. Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Dior.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
It's like, I think maybe I got it.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
That makes so much sense.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
I'm just so over this whole excuse of... That read, keep coming back.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
You had a very nice meal.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
This is sad. I watched the video.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
Can we do we have the video?
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
He did.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
That's a good point.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
Do you book four hours? Do you book two hours? You probably could.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
Yeah.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
That's not true.
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E865 - Los Angeles Fires, Allison Holker Backlash, Baldoni’s ‘Leaked’ Voice Note, RHOBH & Bravo Predictions
Correct. Yes. Yeah.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Wait, you've been on before?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Ever. And you want to hear such a fun story. It's kind of fun, but it's kind of and obviously Nick already knows this. My friend texted me and was like, do you want to be on this podcast? I was on Glow at the time and I was like, sure. I didn't look up Nick. I didn't look up the podcast. I didn't look up anything. Idiot. No, I did the same before I met him.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Had I looked him up, I would have been like, sure. But I didn't look him up or anything. And she texted me beforehand like, oh, do you want to like they have a segment where they talk about The Bachelor up top. Do you want to do that? And I wrote back like in no universe do I want to talk about The Bachelor. I gave some sort of very boring, snarky, hot takes about The Bachelor.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And then she was like, OK, no stress, like all good. And then Nick and I were texting about coming on and he I guess that didn't get that message from her. And he was like, so did you want to be part of like The Bachelor segment or whatever? And I just copy pasted. Right. And it was then I learned Nick was a bachelor.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
No, you were an angel about it. I'll tell you something. I have told that story because I don't get embarrassed. It's not a thing I feel generally. Honestly, same. I felt fucking embarrassed.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And you came for him. Just do your research. And when someone who was on a show, just don't be an idiot. And in that instance, I was a class A. Clown. Clown.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
We had a great show. Despite my idiocy right before we started. I mean, I could probably find that text. It was like, I went in on The Bachelor.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah, fuck that guy. Didn't even watch enough to have even said that. But now.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Well, I watched Golden.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
A big reality TV fan. I wish it was. It wasn't. I just years later got into it. I had a boyfriend at the time whose whole family was into it. And it became so fun for it to be a family affair. And everybody like.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
hop on a FaceTime group call after and be like can you fucking believe wow that is awesome well I just want to say thank you for helping me make this show you were a big part of it oh that's crazy and you lie but this place is so nice this upgrade I'm sure it's been years we've come a long way dude it's fabulous yeah
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Crazy.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Well, it's been answered. It's been answered, honestly, in my dream, in my actual dreams. I'm swallowing. Well, you be. We did it. We're engaged. It's been so cool and so exciting. I've never been part of something that would be called a cultural juggernaut before, as this is being called all the time. And it's crazy, man. It's so cool. And like, Yeah, it's really cool.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It's definitely a different level for me. It's like... I feel it. I feel the difference. As a person being on this show and being out in the world, I feel the difference. It's kind of crazy. You're Jewish, right?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That's right, my queen.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And the only difference between our personalities, because we're both very mouthy and opinionated and Jewish and strong, I wouldn't do... I just I was going to say I wouldn't do most of what she does. Cut to me texting Nick about how The Bachelor is fucking for Mark loser pieces of shit. Like I went in and I was doing it in a joking way.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That was that was something that is one hot fucking serial killer. Cheers.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
He could never. No, but like, how can I say this? Jeffy Dom could never. The show is... Am I the third host of this? This is crazy. I think so. Join in.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It is such a nice feeling because I'm a similar TV watcher where I'm like, okay, I'll begrudgingly get on board with what every single person has told me to watch. And I'm often like, I mean, I get it. You know, it's like it's not with this show, especially it's like there's too many demos that are loving it. It's it's really like I'm sort of hesitant.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I keep catching myself because I guess it's weird to be on the thing and be like, I know. Right. But that's how I feel. Kind of. It's crazy.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That absolutely the second one. Absolutely the second one, because it was a first season show. They had started the writers room before the strike. I didn't even audition like and I'm I'm close with Kristen. And so I knew that she was working on this thing like, you know, just in talks like everyone in L.A. is like in talks forever.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And then like so much of the stuff doesn't come out or comes out and just sort of comes and goes. And so then the whole strike happened, multiple strikes. And then finally, at the very end of the year, when nothing else was happening because they were like, let's just let's just let the year die and start everything next year. This show picked back up and they're like, no, we're doing it.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
We're casting it. So I was like, ha-ba-ba-ba. And so the time was crazy. And then while we were doing it, it was great and everyone loved each other. But you're never, you got, it's so dangerous to work on a show and be looking at your castmates going, we got it, bro. This is it. It's like, not only is it dangerous, you wouldn't do that.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
You're not in that headspace because you're in the minutia of like, I don't know about that line. Would my character do that? You know, you're so in it. And then it comes out and you're like, Oh, goodness gracious. Did you ultimately audition for Sister-in-Law? I did, but they initially wanted me to audition.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I just got, from my agent, I just got this audition for the Rebecca role, Adam's ex, Noah's ex. And then I was on a hike with Kristen one day. I was about to make my tape, and I was like, oh, I got an audition. Because you never want to make it weird and be like, eh. Hi. Yeah. I would love my health insurance this year, you know? So it was like, that's where I was at.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Like after glow 2021, I lost my health insurance. I was like on a hitch. It's like, this business is crazy.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Thank you so much. I want to get back to that. Cause I have a thought about it. I want to share, but. the suspense that with nobody wants it with Kristen. I was like, I have an audition for your show for the for the ex-girlfriend. And she was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was like, if anything, you're like way more right for the sister-in-law.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
But they're not looking for like, you know, typical New York Jews. They're looking for more sort of West Coast Brentwood money, Russian Jews. And I was like, well, I am who I am and hopefully they like that. And then, yeah, then I auditioned. I didn't find out for like a month, like five weeks. What were you doing for that five weeks?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Honestly, it was like a Christmas Hanukkah vacation and New Year's. And then like early in the year, my manager was like asking me, he's like, you hear anything? And I was like, well, I'm not going to. Is that your job? Well, yes, but of course, which he was trying to find out, but he wasn't hearing anything. So he was like trying to go, you know, around the corner. And I was like, no, dude.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a text from her that says, I hate you. But I'm still optimistic.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Basically...
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
how i've just described like we would kick it and like i wouldn't neither else would say anything like or um one time when i was at her house her daughter was like your tape was the best tape for um i saw am i allowed to say that that her kids saw them yeah probably but she just watched the like screen test or whatever and she was like lincoln was like i loved your audition and i was like
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Thanks, Link. That means a lot to me. And then like nothing more. But, you know, yeah. Hey, Kristen and tell me your name one more time. I'm so sorry. I'm blanking. When I was this actually crazy when we did Jennifer Hudson a couple weeks ago and I learned something, which is that Jennifer said to Kristen, like, so how did that work with Jackie?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
You know, did you basically and Kristen was like, oh, I was completely hands off. Like, everyone knew all the tapes were coming in. Also, you consider, I mean, how many friends and people she knows. She can't, like, just give her friends every part. That'd be whack. Because every person at the top, Erin Foster could do the same thing. Well, I have someone for that. This is all what it is.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And so she said on Jennifer Hudson that, My role was one that she stepped back completely from. Everyone knew her opinion. She was like, well, I think it's Jackie. But there's the network, there's the studio, there's all the executives, there's the creative team. And they were like, you know where I stand. And so then they watched all the tapes and they did all the auditions.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And luckily, all the other people were like, that's our Jew. That's right.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
What was our entrance when you came in? Oh, I think someone looked at me and was like, oh, the bathroom. Yeah, wrong door. The bathroom is that way. And I was like, I'm not looking for the bathroom. I'm on Nick.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And I was like, I'm on Nick's show. And they were like, no. So that was my, it was nice though. Oh, thank God. But they were playing My Heart Will Go On on their cell phone. But I don't think that was for me. I think it's just what they were playing.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I won't tell her. Don't tell her.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I love it. It's such a joy. I mean, going back to that whole, I mean, I don't want to punch it in the face too many times, but like what a joy and a shock it is to be in this business for 30 something years. And then just you do something and people care. It's like you're on a show that you don't have to tell people to watch. They're just watching. It's like, this is novel. Wow. It's wacky. Yeah.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It's so rare, especially with the like spread. This is a word I'm going to teach you guys. It's going to be added into Webster's 2025. The spread outedness.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The spread outedness of content right now and all the streamers and all the networks like and things aren't on once a week. So to have anything to talk, it's just like.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah. I mean, always. I know like three other people that watch Severance. I think it's one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah, it's soon. I think even January maybe, but I have to check. Severance season two is coming out soon.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It is staggering. I can't wait to rewatch season one so I can be prepared for season two, but it's like... It's wild. And that's the other thing with Nobody Wants This. We got picked up. Like immediately. Instantly.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
On Glow, they used to always pretend we were on the bubble. And then we found out after the numbers came out that like 19 million people watched Glow. But they were like, we just don't have the numbers. We don't know if we're going to do another season. But I don't know what the bit was. But then that's why I was ready with Nobody Wants Us for there to be like, okay, we're going to wait six months.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And then they're going to tell us maybe. And then it's going to be. No, they fit it into the end of the season. Yeah, it's insane.
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I am. It's really it's really interesting. I used to always like when for other things, people would be like, are you on that show? And I'd be like, oh, yeah. Hey, what's up? But this I'm getting like, are you Jackie Tones? Which is my first. This is my first. Are you Jackie Tones? What do you say usually? I go, no, no, not a fan. She seems like she might be grading.
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I haven't met her in person, but it seems like there's something grading going on there that I wouldn't love. But yeah, it's so cool and fun. I mean, the famous people that can't go places, that's never been the goal. I never wanted that, and I don't want that now. Are you headed to Craig's? Do you know about Craig's? My Craig story? No. What is your Craig story?
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Oh, that's why I thought you asked. No. This is such... You're like setting me... You're like late night setting me up. Like when Jay Leno's like, I heard this one story. And it's like... You're doing that, but without even having heard the story. Okay. I live. He's fine. He's fine. So years ago, my friend was like, do you want to come to Craig's?
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And what happened to me was similar to when I was on this podcast for the first time. I had no idea what Craig's was. And to me, it sounded like like they keep these like nebbishy Jewish kids. I went to elementary school with like Craig, Craig Rosenthal. I'm like, Craig's isn't a fancy. I don't know what that is. But my agent was like, you want to go to dinner at Craig's? And I was like, OK.
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So I show up looking like someone's kid brother with greasy hair. I look like the derpy. OK, I go into Craig's. No one's looking for me. I go into Craig's. I see Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod at one table. That's what year this is. And then I see all of Maroon 5 at another table. And I'm like, okay, what is this place? This is obviously not Craig Rosenthal's restaurant from elementary school.
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Don't think he went into the restaurant business. And I'm like, this is fucking crazy. And then as I'm leaving, oh, before I leave, I'm like, oh, yes, I will take my vegan chicken parm to go. And my agent was like, oh, I got this and I got this and pasta, something else. He was like, I'm not taking mine. I'm like, I'll take yours.
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I took my agents, my agent's dads and mine, and they had this incredible vegan ice cream. So I was like, I think I could eat it on the way home. I'm not starving yet.
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four craigs to go bags oh my god because i don't give a what do i want this is fancy food i want it is there a paparazzi picture of you there's about there's about there's about 20 of them can we look so the first time i ever got packed was walking out of craigs you look like a hoarder five i look like a i look god bless i look like a hoarder say there it is there it is There it is! Your face!
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You're like, ah! No! Okay, first of all, you look great. But let me tell you the reason why it's two bags. There's a bag in each bag of like a separate, it was four bags and I consolidated. Wow. Yeah, you look shocked.
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You do look really hot. You guys are so full of shit. I have no makeup on. My bangs are greasy.
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Leather jacket moment. Yeah, I love a... Yeah, I love a denim. Oh! Or were you, what was your?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Of course, my mouth is open. I always say something. My mouth is open in every single, like you could not. You could not. My mouth is open in every photo because I'm going, oh no, why? Oh, and then finally I went,
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I just submitted and like smiled and was like wow you really love the food didn't you Jackie I was like honestly I did not even that I just was like free food I'm taking it home I love a leftover are you vegan I'm not I'm pescatarian but But I don't eat like red meat or chicken. Those guys are all my pretty good friends.
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So I don't really, I'm not interested in that because I have a dog named Glenn and every animal is Glenn, it turned out. Yeah, I've seen some freaking chickens that are Glenn. Yeah, in my heart, everyone's Glenn.
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Jeff and Steve. It's such cute names and they're so delicious. They are. Glenn is the best rat that's ever walked the face of the earth.
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Here he is now. Wow. Does his breath smell good? Yeah, I think you're being mean. I think you're being pointed. And I think that does your dog's breath smell good? No. Awful. It's awful. Glenn's birth father is one of my best friends, Jacob. And when I was shooting, when I first got Glenn, Jake lived up the street. And so I would he would be like his dad. It was the greatest.
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And he would text me things that Glenn smelled like.
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And one of my favorites, there's a couple of favorites, but he'd be like, loving having my son here. He does, however, smell like a thrift store that was only donated coats people died in. Wow. Yes. And then I would get another text from him that's like, oh my God, he's so cute. He does smell like fish tank rocks. But I absolutely adore having him here.
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Is there like a shampoo maybe? He is a delicate rat. And we gave him like a smelly conditioner once at a grooming and like his fucking skin fell off. It was like, yeah. And then now we have to give him like doctor prescribed soap.
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Yeah. So could you imagine?
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He is, but he's also like kind of the easiest, nicest dog. He's silent. Does he sleep in your bed? Yeah. Next to me, curled, curled of a croissant. Tiny. Oh my God.
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Weeks after.
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Yeah. No, I'm happy about your bounce back. I don't want to kill myself.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah, of course. What do you think this is? No, you're right. Why do you think I came here today? You're right. You're right. All my kids are frozen in a cryo lab in Encino. Shut up. I know. You freaking put her in this costume with this freaking brown socks tight on her calves.
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And I shouldn't throw the phone or I shouldn't put it under my shoe and squinch it because it makes me angry? No. Okay. You can eat it though. Oh, what's her name? River. This is rude. Are the people at home mad at us right now? Are they like, fucking who cares about your kid? Because I do.
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Okay, good. Because you know how some people are like, everyone talks about their babies. I want a baby so bad that all I want to do is look at these socks and the way that they're too tight on her calves.
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Oh, those people can fuck all the way off. We're talking about how babies, their wrists, they have rolls, and they look like there's a rubber band on their wrist.
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You want to wear a skin suit? Yes. You want to wear a Nick skin suit? I do. I can't, I understand. Thank God, someone like me. I understand. I want to, I tell my- I'm claustrophobic. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, you're a good time, huh? Yeah.
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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I tell my boyfriend the ways that as I was falling asleep, the ways I thought about how I could kill him in his sleep because of cute. Yes. Yeah, I'm like, what if I punt you by the rib cage to the moon? What if I swallowed you whole? Correct. Yeah. It's like I bite my teeth. Me too. Yeah, it's too much.
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Hmm. No, no, no. Isn't that Grimes' kid's name where it's just fucking letters?
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She's like xylomarieriverred.com.
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You know, I don't approve of the conservatorship, obviously. This is a woman that I'm worried about. I mean, not as worried for her as I am for the rest of the country. But really, like, it's the knife dancing and the whole thing. It's so conservative. What if she's trolling us?
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You know what's crazy? Oh, that would be so sick. You know what's crazy?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Prove it, Britney Spears. Britney's name is not Xylitol Splenda Marie. Britney Spears' name is not Stevia Truvia Gillespie. She's going to fucking call me as I leave here. Yes, my name is Stevia Truvia Gillespie.
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She's fucking knives. Yeah, I worry about her.
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But now I doesn't keep me up at night. I can't lie to you.
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Oh, very little. I get so tired. Do you? Oh, do I get tired? I get so tired. I just I'm such an ADHD energizer bunny the whole day. And I'm realizing now in my 40s, like when I was a kid, people were like, oh, she's always on, huh? And it's like, you think it's exhausting? Imagine living in my fucking head. You can go home. Yeah. This is what it always is. So by the time the night.
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That's how I feel. Yeah. So by the time the night happens, I'm like, oh, it's seven already?
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Anything? Oh, I love this question because the answer is so embarrassing and I love saying embarrassing things. And it's that I wear an eye mask, earplugs and a night guard.
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It is not visual. Where'd you guys meet? I'm sure you've said it on the pod a hundred times. Did you actually? Yeah, I did. Dead.
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Kind of. Could you imagine? No, I know. Let me ask you this. What was your job in Georgia?
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What's your job here?
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What does that involve?
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You're fucking lying to me.
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Would you like to continue doing that or would you like to be a television personality who's very hot and smart?
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Of course. I'm just, no, yeah, you're fucking useless. This one doctor you work with told me he asked for a scalpel and you handed him a spatula.
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I don't think so. I don't think we're going back into surgical technicians.
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I did it. wait a minute, this is like a one-off? No, no, no, no, no.
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Which is great. But are you planning on, I mean, whatever. No. Okay. I just find you to be a very shiny person and I find that to be an intro. It's more so like my child. Do you know what I'm saying? And I find that to be, and I'm not throwing that around.
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Yeah, you're about as Jewish as me. My socks.
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You know it. They're Chloe. They're Chloe. Oh.
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they're kristin's they're not mine oh my god they're not mine does she know yeah no i took them from her house she didn't know we went on a hike and then she suddenly couldn't find her chloe's no she has a couple of them and i was like do you fuck with these velcro ones can i borrow and we do this thing where um we call it keeping it in the family so she's like yeah just don't get rid of them but like if i ever want them back or think of them like i'll borrow her cowboy was like worried you might give them to someone else
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Yes. Or, well, this is actually kind of funny. So years ago, I used to have an eBay. Oh, God, I'm really saying all the things today. I used to have an eBay business called, oh, God. It just was called Famous People Stuff, and that's not easy to say out loud, okay?
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They knew, but yes, it wasn't like I was sneaking it. Yeah, stuff they don't need. It's a good business. It was a great, but this was before the RealReal and before there was like all this like amazing, this is truly like early 2000s. You were the innovator. I wasn't not. Right. And I was like Kim King. I was like cleaning out famous people's closets and then selling their stuff online.
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Did you label it with their names? No, no, no, no. I was never allowed to do that.
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Yes, very much. In fact, I only got like a small percentage, but a small percentage of like a close. I mean, a Chanel bag or something at the time was like that was my full job.
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And then so I think she obviously doesn't have to say this anymore because I don't have a business and haven't for a long time. But it's like she gives me so much clothes and random hand-me-downs. They're called bell-me-downs and she gives them to everybody she knows. And so when I'm the recipient of them, that's obviously, but she was like being very clear that like, these aren't bow me down.
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It's like, don't get rid of them.
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Right. If you don't want them.
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Yeah. Like sometimes she'll be like, do you have my gray trench? And I'm like, never saw it. Don't know her name.
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Yeah. Can I tell you something? I used to do that.
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When I wasn't a woman of means, I literally was like, oh, she gave me these Jordans. I'm not going to wear them at the house. She'll be like, that's where those Jordans are. Yes. But now it's like, you want those Velcro shoes back, take the Velcro shoes back. How many times have you worn them since she gave them to you? So fucking many.
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It is such a joy. It is. I think in Jewish, the word is Bakhinim. My mom just taught it for me. And it means like for nothing. Yeah. Like you're getting. And she'll go like Bakhinim no less. Like you got it for free no less. I got, this is actually funny, I got an All Saints jacket because I went to an event of theirs and then they dress you head to toe for the event. This fit was so fire.
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I felt like a million bucks. And then Kristen wanted the jacket. And you had to get it. Well, of course. It's like after all these years, I'm like,
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another one from them but like of course it's like it's in the work she was like oh can i take your all saints jacket away for the weekend i was like of course no i i will always write back what have you ever done for me and then i'll go drop it off is that like a writer passage if you have like a more famous friend that like if they like something you're wearing you kind of have to give it to them
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Kind of, only because, I mean, only if that famous friend has given you everything over the years. Like, if you're just randomly friends with someone and they never, no.
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Yeah. And they're just like, oh, probably taking it off. I will say, because I'm such a thrifter and a vintage picker. Often she will spot something of mine and I'll have to like decide. And then I'm like, okay, the light blue Mickey Mouse vintage sweatshirt that you literally can't get. I'm going to do it. I'm going to give it to her. Wow. Yeah. I'm a real hero. Have you ever said no?
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I took something back once. But in my defense, we were keeping them in the family and I didn't give them to her. And they were my fucking velvet multicolored Doc Martens that I bought at Patricia Field in 1995.
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I had a rocket shoes on and I just zoomed right out because she was I was like, oh, I've been thinking about those those docs. And she was like, that kind of kills me, but you can take them back. I was like, great. Thank you. I will. But I fuck with them and I wear them all the time.
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Hmm. Your mom. Oh, right. She is amazing. The bet. She is not to be believed. She's the cool. She's really like the funniest school. She's in Florida now. Cause my parents got, Oh my God. How horrible. Wow. That's really disgusting. They live in Florida. Cause it's nice and warm down there. And they're in like a 55 and over community. And they're the cutest and they love it.
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And they were in New York. Like, what were they going to continue to shovel the driveway? Like, They're old.
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To Florida? I go, honestly, what's funny is I realized that the only reason I was ever going to New York was for them. And so now I just go to Florida. And they're really cute. They do like Teatro, which is the Bellagio 55 and over community developments musical theater cabaret stop. And it's called like Theater Works. And they had to change the name from Teatro because people didn't know.
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They didn't know that that was theater in Italian. Yeah. because also the old Jews, they're like, teatro. It's like, okay, well, when you say it like that, I don't understand. We added a couple of letters in there. Yeah, a couple vowels, maybe a C-H. I thought a Y. Yeah, yeah, honestly, a couple, a couple Ys. But they go, yeah, they do the shows. Last year, my mom was in Chicago. Wow.
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And they did the like, chaotic comments. Yes. The cell block tango.
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and they cell blocked hangout and they like all the old the ladies came out with their like little old jail cell I'll show you the video it was beyond and the part where the woman speaks in Hungarian about how she got caught my mom did that part but in Yiddish I love it stop a woman a jack of all trades a jack of all trades truly jack of all trades what's dad doing these days Dad's the best.
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Dad's in multiple singing groups. Dad taught me how to, of course, he's in his group with his friends that called Old Things New, but his friends live in Pennsylvania, and so he doesn't see them as much. But his best friend, Gene Miner, was his student at Springfield Gardens in Brooklyn in the 70s.
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Honestly, isn't that amazing? He is, but it's just a lucky name. But he's super musical. And then when he when Gene graduated, he and my dad ran back into each other many years later and started singing together. And now they are old men. And my dad was his teacher in Brooklyn. And now they eat each other. Right. Uh huh. Wow. Yes. Fucking research homework. So you love both of my parents.
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Excuse me. Both of my parents were gym teachers.
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And I don't know how to kick, catch.
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Gym teachers. They're both incredible. Were incredible athletes. My mom was like incredible. I don't know if she was like all state field hockey, but she was like a beast field hockey player. My dad played everything. Coached all my brother's sports. Both. My dad was the head of the phys ed department in Bushwick High School. At like the height of when Bushwick was... Suck hairy. Scary, scary.
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And it was, like, all the... It was the first school in the country to have metal detectors, that kind of thing. So it was gnarly. But now Bushwick is, like, you can't afford a one-bedroom.
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Yes.
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Was a background singer in a band called with these guys in a band called Vito and the Salutations in the 60s. And then he had his own band called the American Flyers. Love them. That was him. Stop. And I'm in love with you. And then he just kept singing. But then by the time me and my brothers were born, it was like, you know, he had a real job.
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He was like sending his songs to get copyright, you know, copyrighted at the. copyright office and doing the whole thing my whole life. And he would always like get really affected, brilliant piano player and singer and songwriter.
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And when any big thing would happen, like when I moved to LA, I'll send you guys the YouTube video, but he wrote a song that's so schmaltz and so Broadway, but called Who Am I to Stop Your Dream? And it's a duet.
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Cause who am I to stop your dream? And it's my dad singing, playing piano, we duet and we harmonize. Oh my God. I died for him. And then my dad's now like grown into this man who's like, there's too much pepper in the soup. Like that's, he's a comment on everything that's ever been. Oh boy.
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Which is why it's so great to have a partner. And I would, and also say a kid because when left to our own devices and when we're single and getting older, it is so easy to get crotchety.
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If you don't have someone being like, it's all right. And not that your partner has to be like a fucking ray of sunshine every day because that's a lot of heaviness to deal with those curmudgees. But it's like, it's just so nice to have someone to bounce off of because you can see that you're being a certain way when there's someone else there. When you're alone, you're like, well, fuck this.
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This is, you know.
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Were you single for a while?
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Yeah. Cobwebs.
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Yes. And it's, but you can't tell because you're just there by yourself.
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I thought I was like, that's an, I have the same thing where I'm like, I'm just being honest. And it was like, okay, but do we need like, again, we come back to, did we need the bachelor text? We didn't need it. Yeah. And I've aged out of that. Maybe behavior.
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No.
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That's cute. But when Kristen kissed. Yes. Dax was so shocked by the way Kisten kissed. He was, wasn't he? He was. He was so into it. It's so cute. He was so into it. It's the cutest thing. He was like, I'm watching it again. I'm watching it again. It's so.
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Yeah, but exactly. Also, it's like they're at work and both of them are obsessed with their partners. And so it's just like, it's just sweet and cute and a TV show.
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I'm going to give you this Sharpie and a paper towel. And I'm asking that you just... I thought we're acting. I know that's the... We did a sex scene on Glow and it was the most...
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technicals calculated least sexy like after doing that I mean then there's like also the Chloe Savigny's where there's like was it that movie Brown Bunny or something where there was like an actual blowjob and so that's obviously a very different that's called porn It's called porn, honestly. And that's a very different story than like on Glow, the amount of layers that were between our parts.
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Like there was nothing. And then the second they call cut, you're like in a robe and like disgusted by yourself and your partner. It's like, it's not hot.
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A lot of things happen. So on the very bottom, there's something called a whale tail. And I believe it's like a thong that you wear and it's a sticker. So you take the sticker off and then it's a V, covers your bush, goes in between your legs, like kind of goes over your taint. And then there's another little sticker that goes like at the very bottom, bottom, bottom of your ass crack.
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So you just go like boop. And so if you're standing in front of someone, you look... Like, for your butt, you look completely naked. Right. And from your front, only... You're completely naked, but your bush is covered by, like, a nude-colored sticker.
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Totally. You're giving Barbie. And then for your actual physical coverage, then they cut a yoga mat into, like, that same shape that I then, like, put between my legs. And I believe he had on... Something covering his junk. Excuse me. And then there was one other layer in between us. I can't remember what that was, but there was so many layers between us that it was like completely.
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And the yoga mat was one of those thickies. And so it's just like when he's grinding, there's you feel nothing.
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It is kind of a shame. You're not kidding. No, but it was also like, you know, it's there's the crew is I mean, they keep it very light, but like the crew is there and everyone's. So when you take the sticker off, are we like ripping pubes out? Like, no, it goes above. It goes above. Right. But also, like, I'm a girl. I'm all lasered now.
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But when I was a hair person, I was, like, waxing all the time. And people would be like, how do you do it? And I was like, I don't know if I have a high pain tolerance. But I was like, it's fine. It wasn't great. It wasn't a cakewalk.
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Right. I wasn't just like, oh, I love this. But I wasn't like, I could never do that again.
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Oh, my God. I mean, if the secrets are the shape and size of my asshole, then yes. Other than that, not especially.
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The first time. The first time. I was like, oh my God, butthole. Okay, cute. And it turns out it's the least painful part. Oh my God. Some might say enjoyable. Some might say. Some might say, did I not? Some might say, do it again. Oops, was I supposed to hate this? Oh, was I supposed to hate this?
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Can I tell a lie?
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Oh, I was just talking to someone the other day and this is like about that, not recycling of content, but the idea that like, GLOW was on. There's so many great shows. And, like, young people, because GLOW stopped in 2020, this was almost five years ago, don't know it. And I feel like...
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I feel like Gen Z-ers. Is that you?
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Like, I feel like Gen Z-ers would love Glow, but it just wasn't on at that... Give it like five more years when people are looking for content and then someone's going to go on TikTok and be like, you know what I just watched? They'll like it, yeah.
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Yeah, because I did have this moment of like, oh... It's so different with streamers than it ever was with network because with network, I feel like things get talked about longer. Maybe that's not true. I don't know. But maybe it's just the oversaturation of content that it's like, well, the young people have new shit to watch.
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You're not going to go back and watch this random show on Netflix from 2017 to 2020. But Suits kind of came back recently. Yeah, I'm like, how does Glow get... I mean, I don't even really...
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It'll find its way. It's just interesting to me that it's like, oh, yeah, we don't, things just come and go. Like, this is also so mega random, but I'm caffeinated. Like, the random British dramas, like, cop dramas people suggest to me, when I tell you these motherfuckers can make a TV show, there's one called Broadchurch. It's done. Been done for ages.
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But similar to this GLOW, where I'm like, someone suggested it. They were like, if you're really looking for something to watch, it was during COVID. This show is insane. There's another one in England called Happy Valley. Bonkers. Like two of the best shows I've ever seen. And they're just like these random cop dramas. I forget where I even found them at the time. Maybe they were streaming.
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Maybe. But illegally. No.
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Yeah, they were. They were somewhere when I was. And I was like, it's just fascinating to me, I guess, that like these amazing without being too dramatic, like these amazing works of art exist. And it's just like, well, you never heard of it.
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This is exactly the point where it's like you've been doing this long enough and you're like, so this one hit? Like, okay. I'm so down.
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I think the writer's room has been going for a minute now, like over a month, maybe more. And so I think February, they're saying that will go back. I don't know for sure. They haven't told me.
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Oh, I don't know. I actually don't know. You're trying to get her fired?
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yeah oh yeah like i would never say no no if i had an opinion if i had an opinion on that i would never say it i mean now you won't know this is the truth but the truth is they're both like so sort of witty and funny and it's just like it's not fair and they're like gorgeous and like just also like the fact that they're actually talented and smart you're like oh it's like even more annoying come on
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yeah i do have like a really dying burning question how did your parents feel when you went on american idol were they like hell fucking yeah or were they like this is a disgrace no um my parents are very much a hell yeah group of people yeah i knew that about them she went to see my finals yeah i was in top 36 which was the only year there was ever a 36 tv star and a real star
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suppose so I mean I don't even know that I'm either but for this instance I'll say yes it's so fucking cool Idol was such a weird charmed experience until it wasn't but yeah that was like this really weird year where instead of picking 24 they were like changing the format they added Cara Diaguardi so it was Simon, Paula, remember that whole thing? Randy, it was that decade or that era.
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And then they added Kara and then they were just changing it up. And so they did a top 36 and then 24 people got eliminated immediately. And it went from 36 to 12. So many of us just got the hatchet. What was your audition song? Well, I initially tried out for not me and Barney. I went to Heidi Klum's Halloween party and walked the carpet. Yeah. And walked the carpet with Barney. There we are.
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There I am. Look at me go. Wow.
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No, those are actually mine. Okay, perfect. For what it's worth, I got her. So what was yours? My American Idol experience was so interesting and bizarre, but it was fun. Would you do it again?
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That's right, that's it. And Kelly. Both of them would wipe the floor with me. I'm a very different singer. Those girls are like, yeah. I'm more of a style singer than like those girls are. I mean, I could sing, but those girls are like two of the best, idol or not. They're just machines. Unbelievable. But yeah, it was cool.
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But that top 36 fucked us because not to, you can never say, but if I was going to, if there was a 24 and then it was like two off per week, I would have, I have very, in very good faith feel I would have made the top 24 and then I wouldn't have been gone so quickly. So it was such a weird thing. They were just like, sayonara, 24 of you.
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Well, I think one of the major reasons I got eliminated was because he just like ripped me to shreds after that. What was really weird is it was so charmed that I was like, is this what reality TV is? Like everyone was cool with me. Everyone was lovely with me. Paula went on late night and Jay Leno, speaking of the devil, asked her, I haven't said the name Jay Leno in about 12 years.
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I've said it twice in the last 45 minutes. Jay Leno was like, so who's your favorite? And she just was like, I can't say. And then like looked at the camera and was like, it's Jackie Tone. So I remember being like, I'm about to win American Idol.
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Then the top 36 enters and they sort of made me sing the song that I sang, which was Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley, which I had never heard in my life. But at the time that... They were setting you up. That Fatboy Slim version of Little S Conversation, it was like a DJ remix, was a hit. And then somebody years ago had like one with the song and they were like, you're high energy.
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We want you to put on a show. And I was like, can I play my guitar and do like.
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And they were like they were there was so much like obviously it's never rigged because that's illegal and they would never fuck with that. But there was so much producing that it like borderline. It was what it was.
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Len. Yeah. Okay, but what's that song?
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If only you had a computer one millimeter from the tips of your fingers.
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Steal my sunshine. L-E-N-C. Steal my sunshine.
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It's a good song. Oh, it's fine. I mean, it was a hit and it was fine, but it was like, They the songs I put on my list were like, you got me begging you for mercy. Yeah. And like Amy Winehouse and like Carole King and Aerosmith and Pink. And they didn't approve any of them. None. They were like, we can't get these approved. And it's like, you can't.
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And then like this girl a week later had my whole did my whole song. I was like, wait, did I write her song list? You know, I was like, weird. It was weird.
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It's true. And you know, it's really interesting. The number of people I met on American Idol who have come back later in my life and affected my life or changed my life for the better is actually a large number. Like there's a guy named Toby Gorman. Who was like a segment producer on American Idol. I mean, he wasn't a high level guy.
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And he I went to take a meeting over at the Magical Elves, which is like best in class reality production company to create a top chef project runway. They're beasts. They're amazing. And I had a meeting over there. Apparently, Netflix was doing a cooking show called Best Leftovers Ever. By the way, full circle. Those Craig's pictures genuinely maybe got me the job. Yes.
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Because I was like, you have your other your other comics coming and claiming they like leftovers. Let me introduce you to my Getty images of my greasy bangs. So. I go into this meeting at Magical Elves for this thing. They were looking for like a woman who was on Netflix, who was a comic. Those were the three things.
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And so they made a list and I came in and I walk in the room and this guy like jokingly introduces himself to me. I try and place him, put him right away. He was this guy, Toby Gorman. He's now running the Magical Elves. And he was like, I wanted to meet you first on this because I remember when you were on Idol.
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We all thought to ourselves, I mean, it's weird to say out loud, but this is what he said. He was like, this girl's a star, but what are we going to do with her here? Like, what are we going to do with this personality and this person? Like, this isn't really it for her. And he was like, and then I watched you get Glow. And I was like, she's fucking doing I Have Chills.
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Then he's like, she's fucking doing it. And then I went into Magical Elves. And he was like, dude, we want you to do this show. Like, let's go. And now he's like the head of alternative programming at NBC. And he's like, yeah, he's a big guy. And he's a wonderful person. But like, he was this...
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guy from england doing some segment producing with the contestants on american idol in 2008 that's why people say be nice to everyone because one day they could be your boss people change jobs don't burn bridges play a long game yeah that's a crazy yeah so so much full circle stuff for me and so much weird idol stuff came back around that's weird and not winning your shoe off to your point No.
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I want to play with the soul. What size are they? Seven. What size are you? Eight. Oh, yeah. No, these are seven.
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What, do you want to try? Well, I mean. I mean, you could try. You're going to stretch. Don't stretch them.
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I was going to say, there's nothing worse for a girl to say to another girl. Where it's like, you can try on my sweater. Don't stretch it. You're like, bitch, what the fuck did you just say? No, literally. I'm huge. Yeah. It's like you had a baby nine months ago. You look like an absolute smoke show. Well, I think the pressures for women to get back into shape after babies is so terrifying.
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Two months.
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So will Glenn.
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Glenn, you could offer Glenn any old thing and he'll eat it. Does he have all his teeth? That's a really, you've been asking so many cute questions. Not only does he not have all his teeth, but I'll be pulling my phone back out to show you the one remaining tooth he has left. One? The one remaining tooth he has left in his head. But if I can tell you something. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Okay, I have to go into my favorites so we can delete all this, but it'll be worth it. And do you want to know why? Because his remaining tooth is shaped like Michigan. No way. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's a little freaking fingerless glove shaped of that. And when you see it, you're going to freaking heart explode. Oh, my God. Hurry up. You have to come faster. You can't.
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You can't. Shut. Are you serious? Nick, take the phone. Nick, take the phone.
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It's Michigan.
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I called the vet. That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life. He got 17 taken out. And I got him like this supersonic or whatever they call it, sonic toothbrushing every six months because he's a chihuahua and I was trying to keep him healthy. And then I went back at one point and the dental vet or whatever they're called was like, we can't give him the sonic thing anymore.
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His teeth are like loose and rotting. He needs a bunch of them taken out. So then I went to the vet vet and she was like, yike, does he ever? And I was like, how many? And she was like, well, we won't see until we put him under 17, 17. And I called her afterwards and I go, You know.
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I said, I asked. Well, what's funny is I didn't know Michigan was even in there because I didn't I hadn't looked closely enough. Yeah. And then this wonderful vet, I called her afterwards and she has a good sense of humor. And I was like, did you was it a bit? Did you keep Michigan as a joke? Because what are you going to keep one tiny? That's not doing anything. It's not biting.
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And she's like, well, what we do is we keep any we need any good one. And inexplicably, that front Michigan was was still good.
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It's sick. It's sick. I love this dog so much. It makes me mad every day. Yeah. Every single day. And then one of his remaining tooth is Michigan. So you blender his food. Well, before he even this is before you're very intuitive. Before I even got 17 of his teeth taken out, he was already on sort of like a liquidy. It's not full liquid, but it's like mush. Yeah. But the reason he was on that.
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was because he ate his kibble so quickly that not even a slow feeder could slow him down. And I would put a quarter cup in the thing, look to my boyfriend to be like, what, babe? Look down, gone. And I'd go, did you put the kibble in the dish? And he's like, I swear to God I did. And I'm like, well, it's a slow feeder. It's gone. There's no proof of it.
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And you should put him in like a hot dog challenge. That's really cute. I should put him in a hot dog costume and then put him in a hot dog. He'll be the ringer. He'd freaking win. Oh, my God. So he's been on this like porridge shit. So it slows him down slightly, slightly because he's having to like kind of lap it instead of I don't know. I don't even know. Was he hoovering?
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Also, another thing is he doesn't chew. So that was scaring me because I'd put his kibble in and he would just gulp it all down.
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Oh, I'm going to bite her. I really will. If I ever saw her knees, she'd be in danger.
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And her freaking feet are the tops of her feet. They're puppy. Don't. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. And so when they freaking crawl, they have their freaking Build-A-Bear feet on. I can't. Yeah. I'm so upset now.
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I'll only do the rest of the pod.
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Oh, I'm texting it to you.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Do you feel like people on podcasts are like, we should go on a double date and then it never happens?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Because I'm feeling that right now. Like, the four of us would be pigs and shit. But then I'm like, am I going to be L.A. who's like, guys, can I say something? Wait a second. Have you guys ever been to Creature Coffee? We have to go. We have to go. We have to go. And then none of us ever text again until I'm on the show for season two.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Where do you guys live? Are you allowed to say or is that creepy? Oh, here. Where are you? We're in Glendale. Oh, Din Tai Fung? Oh, well, anytime. Fucking live for Din Tai Fung. I kind of hate that they moved. The new location sucks. I haven't been to the new location. It's inside the mall, right? It's right next to Victoria's Secret Bath and Body Works. Can you, like, smell the cucumber mist?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
You can't.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I loved the other Din Tai.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I'm thinking about those chocolate buns. Have you ever had those? Never had. Oh my God, you guys don't understand. Those chocolate buns. Well, my cheeks are very red just because it's only 210 degrees in here. Really, really quick question. Do you have a guilty pleasure? Ooh. I mean, it's not a guilty pleasure because I don't feel guilty about it, but my obsession is RuPaul's Drag Race. Ooh.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
And like to a point where, oh, you'll die. It's a reminder to digitize my bat mitzvah video. Yeah. Why am I so me? Why can I? Why is this? This is it.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
How long ago? 30 years. I put it in a reminder. I knew I'd be back from New York doing press and I was like, I'll put it in this time because people keep asking me that they want to see it because I talk about it all the time. And It's like on VHS tapes that are probably waterlogged from Hurricane Sandy. I wish it was New York themed, but you already know it was Hollywood.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I mean, it was Hollywood. And one table was like, but it was pretentious. It was like one table was like the directors, the producers, the you want to know one of the tables. I was 12 years old and I was like, oh, you're at the cinematographers. Have a nice, boring, boring. Could you imagine being that pretentious as a child? Precocious, really.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Oh, so rude. That's fucked up. Amazing. Where I'm like, I'm happy you were able to come, Marissa. You're at the extras. Did you bring Morgan? Marissa, Morgan, you guys are at the extras. Thanks for coming, though.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
yeah um do your parents send a gift at the extras table i can't believe i never thought of that genius so good oh just to be like so catty and be like we ran out of there's no there were no other careers sorry it's not that i think you're like an absolute loser it's just because we couldn't fit anyone else at the directors you're an extra invite yeah yeah yeah you're an extra
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I love it so much. I watch it. My big goal... in life is to be a judge on the panel. Just like, you know, they have people guest judging. I know. I mean, I hope, I really hope so. Maybe season two. I don't know. But it's my absolute dream to sit near Rue and Michelle.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Also, my brain works in those little, the jokes that they write when the queens are coming down the runway and they have all these little comments that they make. It's my dream. Like, I start saying them at home. I know you do. And I'm like, but I'm all the way over here. And I love it. And I watch I have the wow app and I watch it in every single country.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I mean, it's it's my it's my very special place. And when Love Island is on, I'm also huge into Love Island.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It was crazy. The reunion was, I mean, it's a little old now to be talking about it, but the Love Island U.S. reunion was so concerning. Is everyone okay?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
What about the British one? Miguel? No. Oh, UK? Aaron.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
How is he?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
You're welcome, because... So what went on there? Well, I guess you're friends with him. We're not allowed to talk about it. But so he what was that whole story that he was like mean to Kaler or something?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Right.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
He was on UK Traders before.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Wait, you're kidding. I thought you meant Celebrity. I was like, how was he on Celebrity Traders before Love Island?
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
There's a normie traitors. He won. And then he got on U.S. Love Island and everyone was like, you're mean to Kaler. Yeah. Yeah. Eviscerated him. Wow. Okay. I need to look into more of it.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I'm going to.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Yeah. Well, guys. This was so much fun. What are you doing this weekend? The digitizing. Digitizing My Bump is a video, which, by the way, I will press delay on that. It'll come up every single day.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
This weekend, I think I'm chilling because it's been crazy. And I'm going back to New York next week. So then I'm going. Oh, then on the 15th, I'm going to Dallas again. For the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul. Wow.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That's very cool. Did you get invited? It's so, it was so random. Should we try to go? Yeah, please. Should we take our daughter? You think is it? Oh my God. She'll love it.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
She'll love it. Yeah. Which grandma's here? No grandma's here. Okay. But she comes in. Cause my boyfriend and I talk about this. We're like, well, what are we going to, you know, his parents are up North. My parents are in Florida. And like, The grandma of it all is invaluable. Yeah. I know.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
But you're like, if she's loud enough, she's like, she tipped over. She tipped. She's in the couch crease.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
She's my good friend with her frickin' dirt socks and her frickin' strawberry costume.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Oh, my goodness. Look what happened to my hands when I thought about it. They went into frickin' cuffs. They did. I get too upset about babies and dogs.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Oh, yeah. 800 episodes. That's a lot. Dude, that's so great. Congratulations. Thank you. People love you. They love the pod. It was so cute. I told my boyfriend I was coming and he was like, that's awesome. He was like all excited. Oh my God. Yeah. I was like, oh, we all love him. Yeah. He's edible. Love him. Yeah, we do. Well, that's my final thought.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It's very, very important. This is all that matters. Yep.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Gotta get that merch. I don't have any merch, but my parents are really funny and they're on my social media all the time. But anyway, it's at Jackie Tone, T-O-H-N on Instagram. And I feel people keep telling me to get into TikTok and I haven't really taken...
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I know. I mean, I feel that is the case. I feel that is the case.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
It's work. I know. I'd have to hire someone because I can't. I don't have the attention span.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I know. Well, that's why I don't consume on there, but I would at least like to, you know.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Oh, it's so good for your mental health. I don't even turn it on. No.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
But I have to be careful because I'm so opinionated. And it's like if I said one one thousandth of the shit that I was thinking, not that I'd be canceled, but I'd have like fucking enemies everywhere.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
Sick.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That's my dream. That's my dream. I love her. Thank you. I love her so much. Me too. I miss her so much. That was she was like one of the only like when people would cry about losing celebrities because we all these parasocial relationships with them and I would always understand it. Yeah. But it wouldn't get me like a family member. And then we lost Joan and I was like, oh, I get it now.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
That's like a person that informed so much for me and how I am as a human. We named our daughter after her. Really? No. I was like, well, it makes no sense because her name is River Rose. Joan Rivers! Right, so that's why I said really.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
But I know someone who named their daughter Joan and it is real.
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E837 - Nobody Wants This w/ Jackie Tohn, RHONY, Vasectomies, and Tom Brady’s Instagram
I love that that was so obscene to you that it was like, this is cute. I never saw it till now. It's giving text. It is giving, stop. Text, as in a brief, is so dumb. Text, text. Rude. Text, no, a good dumb. Oh, okay. Text. It's giving such, like, text. Text.
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E931 Ask Nick - Should I Take Him Back?
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