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You go to the Social Security office and you apply for a name change. It's really not that hard.

So hold on. So if you go to a restaurant, you put your name down for a table, it's Jeff Farts. Which is kind of fun.

So hold on. So if you go to a restaurant, you put your name down for a table, it's Jeff Farts. Which is kind of fun.

So hold on. So if you go to a restaurant, you put your name down for a table, it's Jeff Farts. Which is kind of fun.

Yes. Somebody who's just ridiculed. Yes.

Yes. Somebody who's just ridiculed. Yes.

Yes. Somebody who's just ridiculed. Yes.

Or what about you just do your Starbucks name for a year as farts?

Or what about you just do your Starbucks name for a year as farts?

Or what about you just do your Starbucks name for a year as farts?

You do?

You do?

You do?

But they never spell it right, because they don't spell Christina correctly. I can't imagine Cyrax.

But they never spell it right, because they don't spell Christina correctly. I can't imagine Cyrax.

But they never spell it right, because they don't spell Christina correctly. I can't imagine Cyrax.

By the way, I've been a barista at Starbucks summer of 97, and I just spelled the fuck out of some names, okay? You can do it.

By the way, I've been a barista at Starbucks summer of 97, and I just spelled the fuck out of some names, okay? You can do it.

By the way, I've been a barista at Starbucks summer of 97, and I just spelled the fuck out of some names, okay? You can do it.

I've done it.