Rachel Kane
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So like it was full on death scene, right?
And I'm like clutching my heart inexplicably.
They didn't hit my heart, but like, oh, oh my God.
And I lean against the wall and I sink down.
Cause I can't do squats very well.
So I had to like, and I sink down and I fall over and that's it.
And there's silence, just silence.
And then my five-year-old starts wailing.
Like he just starts running down the stairs, tumbling over himself.
I mean, just weeping.
He prostrates himself over my corpse.
And I have this moment where I'm like, I might've like taken this too far.
But I was working so hard to hold in the laughter that that went away really fast.
And I'm there and I'm dead and he's wailing.
And then my younger four-year-old comes down and there's not a tear to be seen.
He's just full on like, oh yeah, we fucking did this.
And I'm there, you know, peeking out of the slits of my eyes because they're
It's stupid, and they don't know that I can see them.